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themanintheseersuckersuit
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by themanintheseersuckersuit » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:05 pm
Celebrity dermatologist to the stars Dr. Fredric Brandt reportedly committed suicide at his Miami mansion on Sunday. He was 65.
Brandt–whose celebrity clients included Madonna, Kelly Ripa, Stephanie Seymour, and Jane Holzer–was reportedly found dead by a housekeeper at his Coconut Grove mansion, according to the Miami Herald. Herald reporter Lesley Abravanel told the Daily Mail that sources close to the doctor said he had hanged himself.
According to Abravanel, Brandt was “devastated” after being satirized on an episode of the Netflix comedy series The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. In the episode, Martin Short plays a plastic surgeon with physical features similar to Brandt, who “reinflates” his face after it is dented by a punch and prescribes a “toenail resizing” for ditzy socialite Jacqueline Voorhees, played by Jane Krakowski.
I watched this show and I thought it was Martin Short who should have been considering seppuku for his acting.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/ ... rsonation/
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Bob Juch
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by Bob Juch » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:29 pm
A profile in The New York Times last year reads:
‘“To visit La Grenouille, Le Cirque, the Four Seasons or the Core club, or to travel the benefit circuit in New York and Los Angeles, is undoubtedly to encounter a Brandt creation, a person whose skin is smooth and yet not freakishly taut, whose cheeks possess the firm curvature of a wheel of Edam, whose unblemished flesh calls to mind a Jumeau bisque doll, a baby’s bottom or, perhaps, Madonna.”’
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BackInTex
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by BackInTex » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:40 pm
According to Abravanel, Brandt was “devastated” after being satirized on an episode of the Netflix
More likely he was devastated when, after years of not having access to a mirror, he saw his reflection in one and realized "I look like I've been Photoshopped by a 5-year old blind chimp."
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Jeemie
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by Jeemie » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:47 pm
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Celebrity dermatologist to the stars Dr. Fredric Brandt reportedly committed suicide at his Miami mansion on Sunday. He was 65.
Brandt–whose celebrity clients included Madonna, Kelly Ripa, Stephanie Seymour, and Jane Holzer–was reportedly found dead by a housekeeper at his Coconut Grove mansion, according to the Miami Herald. Herald reporter Lesley Abravanel told the Daily Mail that sources close to the doctor said he had hanged himself.
According to Abravanel, Brandt was “devastated” after being satirized on an episode of the Netflix comedy series The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. In the episode, Martin Short plays a plastic surgeon with physical features similar to Brandt, who “reinflates” his face after it is dented by a punch and prescribes a “toenail resizing” for ditzy socialite Jacqueline Voorhees, played by Jane Krakowski.
I watched this show and I thought it was Martin Short who should have been considering seppuku for his acting.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/ ... rsonation/
Agreed on the show- Dr. Brandt should have been comforted. He was skewered but I doubt anyone actually streams that show regularly.
I tried- it is one of the stupidest things I have ever watched- seriously.
RIP Dr. Brandt.
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silverscreenselect
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by silverscreenselect » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:14 pm
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Celebrity dermatologist to the stars Dr. Fredric Brandt reportedly committed suicide at his Miami mansion on Sunday. He was 65.
Brandt–whose celebrity clients included Madonna, Kelly Ripa, Stephanie Seymour, and Jane Holzer–was reportedly found dead by a housekeeper at his Coconut Grove mansion, according to the Miami Herald. Herald reporter Lesley Abravanel told the Daily Mail that sources close to the doctor said he had hanged himself.
According to Abravanel, Brandt was “devastated” after being satirized on an episode of the Netflix comedy series The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. In the episode, Martin Short plays a plastic surgeon with physical features similar to Brandt, who “reinflates” his face after it is dented by a punch and prescribes a “toenail resizing” for ditzy socialite Jacqueline Voorhees, played by Jane Krakowski.
I watched this show and I thought it was Martin Short who should have been considering seppuku for his acting.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/ ... rsonation/
If I were him, a quick look at my bank book would get me over any sense of "devastation" I felt after Martin Short made fun of me.
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Bob Juch
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by Bob Juch » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:47 am
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.