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Paddy O'Furniture
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What's green and sits on your porch?

#1 Post by Paddy O'Furniture » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:29 pm

A moldy pumpkin left over from Halloween?

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#2 Post by Bob78164 » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:07 am

Happy St. Patrick's Day. --Bob
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#3 Post by O'Bummer » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:20 am

May the luck of the Irish, or the nationality of your choice, be with you all on this blessed day!

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Re: What's green and sits on your porch?

#4 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:53 am

O'Bummer wrote:May the luck of the Irish, or the nationality of your choice, be with you all on this blessed day!

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#5 Post by Jeemie » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:42 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
O'Bummer wrote:May the luck of the Irish, or the nationality of your choice, be with you all on this blessed day!

Let me bend over so flock can kiss my Blarney Stone...
When will we see your final four picks?

Followed by a letter signed by 47 Republicans that those picks are only valid until the end of your administration.
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Re: What's green and sits on your porch?

#6 Post by elwoodblues » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:11 pm

Only seven weeks until Cinco de Mayo, which of course is completely different. One is an excuse to get drunk and stereotype an ethnic group in March, and the other is in May.

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#7 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:52 pm

elwoodblues wrote:Only seven weeks until Cinco de Mayo, which of course is completely different. One is an excuse to get drunk and stereotype an ethnic group in March, and the other is in May.
Wrong, one is a way for bars and restaurants to drum up business during a slow time of the year in March by hyping a largely invented holiday.

The other is a way for bars and restaurants to drum up business during a slow time of the year in May by hyping a largely invented holiday.
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