Lyrically Speaking - 1/16/15

[littlebeast13]

1. Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City`s the place where
Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

2. Well, beat the drum
And hold the phone
The sun came out today
Centerfield - John Fogarty

3. You know she dances
While his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
Mr. Jones - Counting Crows

4. So I took her to my crib
And everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc

5. A Salvation Army band played
And the children drank lemonade
And the morning lasted all day, all day
Life In A Northern Town - Dream Academy

6. Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men
Jack & Diane - John Cougar Mellencamp

7. I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
TikTok - Ke$ha

8. Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
Manic Monday - Bangles

9. On your mark ready set let's go
Dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
Just can't sit
Gettin' Jiggy With It - Will Smith

10. I would work twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
Just so I can come home
And kiss your cheek
Tuff Enuff - Fabulous Thunderbirds (And I realize I have a lot of songs with peculiarly spelled titles in this game...)

11. Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfarkel (Yes, I watched a lot of Laugh In when it was on Nick at Nite...)

12. I know your anger
I know your dreams
I`ve been everything you want to be
Cult of Personality - Living Colour (And a strangely spelled band... and I can get away with saying that since someone hasn't haunted this place in a while....)

13. I saw the decade in when it seemed the world
Could change at the blink of an eye
And if anything then there's your sign of the times
Right Here Right Now - Jesus Jones

14. I am a man of the road
A hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer


Matches?

1-6 - Both mention James Dean (You could probably do a whole game on songs that mention James Dean... but I've never bothered to unearth 12 of them...)
2-11 - Both mention Joe DiMaggio
3-13 - Both mention Bob Dylan
4-7 - Both mention Mick Jagger
5-12 - Both mention John F. Kennedy
8-14 - Both mention Rudy Valentino
9-10 - Both mention Muhammad Ali

Image Bonus: I won't make you know the theme of today's game to get the Image Bonus.... just show me a perfect pair.

So Vandal and Esto are the only like minded preverts in this game (Except maybe for smiler and mrkelley). I'm giving the extra 5 point IBB to Weasel for the twin squirrels with bowling balls on their heads. OK, they're probably just squirrel feeders, but they look hilarious...

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:

Vandal gets a JJC point for that awesome starfish necklace...

Krox gets 2 JJC points for pointing out that someone who works 24 hours, 7 days a week will never come home to kiss anyone's cheek (Except the boss')...

Weasel gets 2 JJC points for the squirrels...

frank gets a JJC point for blindly guessing all the matches wrong...

BiT gets 2 JJC points for a creative way to try for a point, and for the kawaii veggies...

ear gets 2 JJC points for seeing Joe DiMaggio, but not the theme...

TLITF gets 3 JJC points for the open ended theme as well as the open ended dude on the urinal...

Beebs gets a supermax for only knowing the fucked up Lou Reed song...

TBone gets 3 JJC points for George Brett, and being the second one to see Joltin' Joe and not connect it to the theme...

Panic gets a JJC point for Garfinkel...

elwood gets 3 JJC points for Bangkok and for a pair of sneering evil penguins...

mrk gets 3 JJC points for listing all of the famous people, blaspheming Art, and for the squirrel nuts that Fark.com doesn't want anyone embedding on another website...

smiler gets 2 JJC points for.... the Lego Adam and Eve!?!?

Search gets a JJC point for getting 6 songs, but none with the same celeb (BTW, you didn't forget how to post an image, did you? You put up that hilarious canned roadkill pic last year!)

Bob gets 3 JJC points for going all math nerd on us...

Esto gets a JJC point for Tickle Me Katy....


Points:

vandal 21+1
Marley 2
Krox 18+2
Weasel 25+2+5
frank 18+1
BiT 14+2
ear 12+2
TLITF 32+3
Beebs 2+5
TBone 27+3
Panic 14+1
jarnon 10
elwood 27+3
mrk 40+3
smiler 13+2
Hottie 15
Search 13+1
melly 35
Bob 11+3
Esto 44+1