The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#76 Post by John Houseman » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:53 am

Mister Pacino, here is a dime. Call your mother. Tell her there is serious doubt about your becoming an actor.
You have a head full of mush.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#77 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:56 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Let's all count together:

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I want a recount.

I think there's some hanging chads here.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#78 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:26 am

Just watching
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#79 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:35 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Let's all count together:

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I want a recount.

I think there's some hanging chads here.

Those aren't chads. Those are skin tags, ya geezer!
Well, then
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#80 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:55 am

Blaise_Pascal wrote:
The Keybored wrote:
Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad
Can you work on 20th century technology?
I bet he can!
Dang, who's literate around here? I never knew . . .
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#81 Post by Joe Pesci » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 pm

John Houseman wrote:Mister Pacino, here is a dime. Call your mother. Tell her there is serious doubt about your becoming an actor.

He's a fucking amateur.

Did you see that piece of shit movie he made with Mike Hunt, "Scent of a Woman?"
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#82 Post by Bubba Squirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:11 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:Just watching

Yeah, me too. Damn, there's some mighty fine lap dancin' babes in this here parade.

Care for a cigar, son?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#83 Post by Marge Schott » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:15 pm

Bubba Squirrel wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Just watching

Yeah, me too. Damn, there's some mighty fine lap dancin' babes in this here parade.

Care for a cigar, son?

Don't mind if I (cough cough!) do!

Petey... would you spray a little more water on all of these vagrants with the signs please!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#84 Post by RomanticaCharma » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:16 pm

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
Need Work? Now that the economy is picking up our club is hiring again
Let me warn you though, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/
Oh dear. Let's not invite him to the party.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#85 Post by Obscenely Rich Bastard » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:24 pm

RomanticaCharma wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Let me warn you though, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/
Oh dear. Let's not invite him to the party.

Did somebody say.... party?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#86 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:26 pm

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:
RomanticaCharma wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Let me warn you though, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/
Oh dear. Let's not invite him to the party.

Did somebody say.... party?

Who cares?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#87 Post by Ofer37 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:37 pm

John Houseman wrote:Mister Pacino, here is a dime. Call your mother. Tell her there is serious doubt about your becoming an actor.

A dime? What century are you living in? And is there a phone game?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#88 Post by Yahoo Groups Plumber » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:39 pm

I got a call saying the Bored was broken. I've finally arrived to help!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#89 Post by El Jamón » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:40 pm

Anyone getting hungry yet?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#90 Post by Rod Serling » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:42 pm

El Jamón wrote:Anyone getting hungry yet?
I have a book here, "To Serve Squirrel"....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#91 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:10 pm

Rod Serling wrote:
El Jamón wrote:Anyone getting hungry yet?
I have a book here, "To Serve Squirrel"....
Oh hell no, over my hot dead body you will
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#92 Post by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:13 pm

Hey where is everybody the sun is just starting to come out
I'm in a preemptive denial phase
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#93 Post by Polly Graf » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:16 pm

The Spotless Sun wrote:Hey where is everybody the sun is just starting to come out

You Lie!
Say What?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#94 Post by Sheriff John Brown » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:21 pm

I see some non-Merry-Men on this page. Y'all are gonna hafta move along. Unless you actually are Merry Men. Now where is that guy who shot me?
You in a heap o' trouble.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#95 Post by BobMarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:22 pm

Sheriff John Brown wrote:I see some non-Merry-Men on this page. Y'all are gonna hafta move along. Unless you actually are Merry Men. Now where is that guy who shot me?
Right here, mon. But I still didn't shoot the deputy.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#96 Post by STUXNET » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:23 pm

Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote:I got a call saying the Bored was broken. I've finally arrived to help!

I will be glad to help you with that centrifuge
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#97 Post by Nurse Galyna » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:25 pm

I seem to have lost my obscenely rich despot, has anybody seen one lying around?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#98 Post by Nurse Galyna » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:27 pm

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:
RomanticaCharma wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Let me warn you though, that Super Creepy Rob Lowe is not a big tipper/
Oh dear. Let's not invite him to the party.

Did somebody say.... party?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#99 Post by OJ Simpson » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:37 pm

BobMarleysGh0st wrote:
Sheriff John Brown wrote:I see some non-Merry-Men on this page. Y'all are gonna hafta move along. Unless you actually are Merry Men. Now where is that guy who shot me?
Right here, mon. But I still didn't shoot the deputy.
But did you stab him?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#100 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:40 pm

I thought I'd put an end to all of the tomfoolery going on here!

Everyone go back to their rooms! Unless you are all just lb13, then just he needs to go back to his room!
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