The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

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The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#1 Post by 1OfLBsMerryMen » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:59 am

Let's get the marching started!

This year's parade is once again sponsored by WGAS in Gastonia as well as the makers of Golytely! It's good to the last plop!

Since so many of LB's Merry Men were unveiled this past week, I thought it would be wise that I lead off the festivities since I'm so thickly cloaked, nobody would ever guess who I am!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#2 Post by Ignorant Juicebag » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:01 am

I think that in honor of 2014 I should be the Parade Marshall
Dogbert you ignorant slut!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#3 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:02 am

Will there be a party after the parade?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:02 am

Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#5 Post by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:03 am

I told you the weather was going to be bad
“The Arctic will be ice-free in 5 years”

- Al Gore, December, 2008

In this case, use of the more technically “correct” term is actually less likely to convey the key implications to a lay audience.

- Michael Mann, SEEDMAGAZINE.COM May 30, 2009
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#6 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:04 am

Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#7 Post by Crazed Sex Poodle » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:04 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Will there be a party after the parade?
We'll see you there!!
Just Kidding
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#8 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:06 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Will there be a party after the parade?

The post party will be held right here (points down).... up until the moment I have to seek immediate medical help....
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#9 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:07 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!

I enjoy coming to the Merry Men Parade just to watch the participants get in their costumes...
Don't be like this me.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#10 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:07 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since I'm not a Merry Man (seriously, when am I ever merry?), I'll be the crowd of spectators.


w00T!
Oi Oi, we love spectators, Hey brother can you let me hold a dollar?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#11 Post by Christopher Pike » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:08 am

Beep
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#12 Post by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:09 am

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!
I am NOT a squirrel and I have my parade pass right here!
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#13 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:10 am

Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...
Beep!Beep!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#14 Post by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:11 am

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:
CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!
I am NOT a squirrel and I have my parade pass right here!

Hey! That's the same fake pass I'm using!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#15 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:12 am

littleblueneon wrote:Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...
Hey Christopher Pike and LBN speak the same language!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#16 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:12 am

Here come the balloons..... OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE1!!1
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#17 Post by _ARMENIAN_ » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:13 am

The Huge Manatee wrote:
littleblueneon wrote:Someone wanna give me a push? I got stuck in a unicorn pie again...
Hey Christopher Pike and LBN speak the same language!

It's a conspiracy... they are planning on taking over the Bored....

Oh, I mean.... beep beep beep!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#18 Post by The Keybored » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:14 am

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad
Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!
I'm spewproof!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#19 Post by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:15 am

Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad

Do you have any idea what it's like to be buried under 6 feet of snow? And it wasn't even THUNDERSNOW!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! THUNDERSNOW!!!!®
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#20 Post by WebTVThingie » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:16 am

The Keybored wrote:
Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad
Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Can you work on 20th century technology?
Cutting & pasting isn't all it's cracked up to be...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#21 Post by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:16 am

Christopher Pike wrote:Beep
And you thought I was inarticulate
Uh um
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#22 Post by Phyllis Diller » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:18 am

Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
HA!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#23 Post by Blaise_Pascal » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:18 am

WebTVThingie wrote:
The Keybored wrote:
Chicken Little wrote:I told you the weather was going to be bad
Good thing I am waterproof and can work in the rain!

Can you work on 20th century technology?
I bet he can!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#24 Post by Charlie Brown's Teacher » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:19 am

MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:
Christopher Pike wrote:Beep
And you thought I was inarticulate
Wahwah wah wah wah wah wah wahwah WAH wah waaaaaaahhh!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#25 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:20 am

Phyllis Diller wrote:Make way for the beauty queen of the 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

Oh, I just saw Frank go by! Mwah, baby!!! Thanks for making me relevant agai... er, for the first time!
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