Lizbit!!!

[littlebeast13]

Did it look something like this?

lb13

[Lizbit]

Mr. little, it looked a lot like that!

I'm not saying whose mother I mean, but some moms should not be allowed to handle loaded shovels.

[Bob Juch]

I'll claim the found it!

[SportsFan68]

That is awesome, LB!

If you're doing an avatar countdown this year, this is the winner.

[littlebeast13]

That is awesome, LB!

If you're doing an avatar countdown this year, this is the winner.

I'll barely have a quorum of avatars by the end of the year... but I may still honor the best of the best... maybe a Top 10...

I'll note not to include this one since it has your approval...

lb13

[SportsFan68]

That is awesome, LB!

If you're doing an avatar countdown this year, this is the winner.

I'll barely have a quorum of avatars by the end of the year... but I may still honor the best of the best... maybe a Top 10...

I'll note not to include this one since it has your approval...

lb13

You never listen to me.

Or, more accurately, you listen to me, but you never take my Most Excellent suggestions.

[tlynn78]

That is awesome, LB!

If you're doing an avatar countdown this year, this is the winner.

I'll barely have a quorum of avatars by the end of the year... but I may still honor the best of the best... maybe a Top 10...

I'll note not to include this one since it has your approval...

lb13

LOL - you are so contrary!

[MarleysGh0st]

Did it look something like this?

It? What "it" was that?





Must have been something from chat, because Lizbit hadn't posted anything on the Bored for a month before this.

[Lizbit]

Did it look something like this?

It? What "it" was that?

Mr. Marley, I told Mr. little about an unpleasant incident that took place the night before last.

Me and my sister were trying to learn a foreign language. That alien astronaut from Planet Possum landed on our back fence, so me and BeBe talked to him in Dog, but really loud, so he could understand us. He spoke back to us in Alienese. We were just about to find out what "Hissss hiss screee" meant, when my mom came outside and said something in MadMom: "Stop barking. I mean it! It's after midnight, and the neighbors might like to sleep." (If her speech included any swear words, I have left them out. I'm not saying there were any swear words, but it wouldn't surprise me, if you know what I mean.)

Then she saw the alien astronaut and got a crazy look in her eyes. (Maybe not crazy. Maybe thoughtful but disturbed.) She grabbed a shovel to push the alien and his spaceship off the fence to the yard behind us. I guess she thought we would stop making noise if we couldn't see him. As if. She did not shove him off, though. Instead she poked the fence and made it shake, which scared him, so he ran farther down. She did that about three more times before he ran far enough to climb up into a tree. Strangely enough, when we couldn't see him any more in the leafy branches, we stopped making noise.

Remember that Twilight Zone episode where the old hillbilly lady comes out with a broom to take on the tiny alien astronaut on her front porch? That's exactly what my mom looked like, crazy eyes -- I mean, thoughtful but disturbed eyes -- and all.

Me and BeBe never did learn any new conversational phrases in the alien's home tongue, so we hope he comes back again soon. We like to learn stuff.

[MarleysGh0st]

Good story, Lizibit!

I hope he comes back soon, too, but it may be a long round-trip to Planet Possum.

[tlynn78]

Did it look something like this?

It? What "it" was that?

Mr. Marley, I told Mr. little about an unpleasant incident that took place the night before last.

Me and my sister were trying to learn a foreign language. That alien astronaut from Planet Possum landed on our back fence, so me and BeBe talked to him in Dog, but really loud, so he could understand us. He spoke back to us in Alienese. We were just about to find out what "Hissss hiss screee" meant, when my mom came outside and said something in MadMom: "Stop barking. I mean it! It's after midnight, and the neighbors might like to sleep." (If her speech included any swear words, I have left them out. I'm not saying there were any swear words, but it wouldn't surprise me, if you know what I mean.)

Then she saw the alien astronaut and got a crazy look in her eyes. (Maybe not crazy. Maybe thoughtful but disturbed.) She grabbed a shovel to push the alien and his spaceship off the fence to the yard behind us. I guess she thought we would stop making noise if we couldn't see him. As if. She did not shove him off, though. Instead she poked the fence and made it shake, which scared him, so he ran farther down. She did that about three more times before he ran far enough to climb up into a tree. Strangely enough, when we couldn't see him any more in the leafy branches, we stopped making noise.

Remember that Twilight Zone episode where the old hillbilly lady comes out with a broom to take on the tiny alien astronaut on her front porch? That's exactly what my mom looked like, crazy eyes -- I mean, thoughtful but disturbed eyes -- and all.

Me and BeBe never did learn any new conversational phrases in the alien's home tongue, so we hope he comes back again soon. We like to learn stuff.

LOL- your mom rocks!

[kayrharris]

What a great story. I can see it all happening right now!

kay

[littlebeast13]

That is awesome, LB!

If you're doing an avatar countdown this year, this is the winner.

I'll barely have a quorum of avatars by the end of the year... but I may still honor the best of the best... maybe a Top 10...

I'll note not to include this one since it has your approval...

lb13

LOL - you are so contrary!

Would you like to see how my garden grows...?

lb13

[a1mamacat]

This is a most excellent story of how Sliver is the Queen of the Animal Kingdom.

and shame on Buster for not showing up to translate!!

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

I would have thought the White Hot Glare of Rightousness would have obviated the need for the broom.

[mellytu74]

Oh, my goodness.

I am kinda with suitguy that one would think the White Hot Glare would have made use of the broom moot.

It IS a most excellent story and Sliver IS the Queen of the Animal Kingdom!

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

Upon reflection I have concluded that SC takes to heart the admonition that with great power comes great responsibility and that she was too kindhearted to unleash TWHG upon a mere possum when a broom would be adequate.

[mellytu74]

Upon reflection I have concluded that SC takes to heart the admonition that with great power comes great responsibility and that she was too kindhearted to unleash TWHG upon a mere possum when a broom would be adequate.

True

[tlynn78]

I'll barely have a quorum of avatars by the end of the year... but I may still honor the best of the best... maybe a Top 10...

I'll note not to include this one since it has your approval...

lb13

LOL - you are so contrary!

Would you like to see how my garden grows...?

lb13

I think I can guess...lol