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1st World Problems - Nobel Edition

#1 Post by thguy65 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:14 am

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/obs ... -security/
Among the many changes the Nobel Prize brought to Schmidt’s life: travel hassles. Here’s what he said it’s like to carry a Nobel medal aboard an airplane:

“There are a couple of bizarre things that happen. One of the things you get when you win a Nobel Prize is, well, a Nobel Prize. It’s about that big, that thick [he mimes a disk roughly the size of an Olympic medal], weighs a half a pound, and it’s made of gold.

“When I won this, my grandma, who lives in Fargo, North Dakota, wanted to see it. I was coming around so I decided I’d bring my Nobel Prize. You would think that carrying around a Nobel Prize would be uneventful, and it was uneventful, until I tried to leave Fargo with it, and went through the X-ray machine. I could see they were puzzled. It was in my laptop bag. It’s made of gold, so it absorbs all the X-rays—it’s completely black. And they had never seen anything completely black.

“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”
- Tim H.

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Re: 1st World Problems - Nobel Edition

#2 Post by christie1111 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:52 am

That was pretty funny!
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Re: 1st World Problems - Nobel Edition

#3 Post by Flybrick » Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:53 pm

Classic rookie mistake.

What happens in Fargo, dies in Fargo...

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Re: 1st World Problems - Nobel Edition

#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:01 pm

The universe won't be the only thing with accelerating expansion once the cavity search starts....

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