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Attack of the squirrls

#1 Post by ghostjmf » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:40 pm

When visiting NYC, sitting in Union Square Park with relatives, pleasantly passing the day, do not bring a jar of pecans even if its your choice, as a diabetic, of "easily portable food I like that doesn't have too many carbs". The squirrls are not watching their carbs, but they will think you have bought squirrl food & want a bunch of squirrls on your shoulder, in your hair, etc. Putting away the nuts, whacking them with magazines etc does not significantly deter them.


They were obviously sent by EvilSquirrl, who is following me around with his spidey XXXX squirlly sense & wants to make my life even more miserable than it is.

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#2 Post by a1mamacat » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:24 pm

ghostjmf wrote:When visiting NYC, sitting in Union Square Park with relatives, pleasantly passing the day, do not bring a jar of pecans even if its your choice, as a diabetic, of "easily portable food I like that doesn't have too many carbs". The squirrls are not watching their carbs, but they will think you have bought squirrl food & want a bunch of squirrls on your shoulder, in your hair, etc. Putting away the nuts, whacking them with magazines etc does not significantly deter them.


They were obviously sent by EvilSquirrl, who is following me around with his spidey XXXX squirlly sense & wants to make my life even more miserable than it is.

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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:55 pm

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Re: Attack of the squirrls

#5 Post by ghostjmf » Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:46 am

Note: They weren't actually in our hair, on our shoulders, etc. But not for lack of trying. They came pretty darn close.

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