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Patriot Games?!

#1 Post by thguy65 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:04 pm

New game show casting notice on Craigslist:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tf ... 56505.html
Casting the greatest Americans for this patriotic and playful gameshow that pits fierce U.S. loyalists against each other in a no-holds-barred contest to see who's the most 'Merican of 'em all.

If you love energy drinks, beef jerky, monster cars, NASCAR, canned beer, pageant queens, bald eagles, and most of all, America, then this is the game show for you!

America is the Land of Competition - Do you think you are more American than other Americans? Will your spirit, values, and fidelity to the U.S. of A. outshine all of your compatriots?

It's all a big, badass celebration of the American Way, as silly and comedic as it is dead frickin' serious.

Cash Prize included!

Now Holding Auditions for BIG CHARACTER Patriots!

Are you a Second Generation Patriot? Maybe your family still misses the homeland, but America is your home and you love hotdogs, hashtags, and speaking in emojii's - this is the game show for you!

Are you a Southern Gent, Cowboy, or Good 'Ole Boy who loves your pickup truck, Busch beer, and camo? Do you have a map of the US or a bald eagle tattooed on your back? This is the game show for you!

Are you one of America's most patriotic Republicans? If you love your second amendment rights and countdown to opening season every year, this is the game show for you!

Are you a Beauty Queen who loves pageant traditions, big hair, and wishing for world peace? This is the game show for you!

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WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST PATRIOTIC AMERICAN AND WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT AMERICA?
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Re: Patriot Games?!

#2 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:37 am

I hope there will be just one person left alive at the end. :roll:
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Re: Patriot Games?!

#3 Post by Vandal » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:40 am

Another one right in Marley's wheelhouse.

It's just not fair.
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