Worst Pizza Topping Ever!!!

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Worst Pizza Topping Ever!!!

#1 Post by Jessie » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:41 am

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#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:46 am

But the customer asked for extra sausage!

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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:02 am

littlebeast13 wrote:But the customer asked for extra sausage!

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That would be more like extra liver, what with them being testicles and all. I bet his skin is very smooth and moist.
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Re: Worst Pizza Topping Ever!!!

#4 Post by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:04 am

Have you ever burned the roof of your mouth biting a hot pizza slice?
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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:08 am

MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:Have you ever burned the roof of your mouth biting a hot pizza slice?
I bet his skin is very inflamed and crispy. He won't be able to sneak up on anyone, that's for sure.
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#6 Post by Pastor Fireball » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:56 pm

I'm guessing it wasn't one of those old foot-long pizzas that Little Caesars used to sell in the 1990s.
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