Lyrically Speaking - 2/26/14

[Kanye West]

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Buddy Holly - Weezer
2. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
3. nope
4. nope
5. nope
6. nope
7. nope
8. nope
9. nope
10. Ballad of Davy Crockett - ???
11. nope
12. nope


Kroxquo Bonus: Jackie Onassis - Human Sexual Response
LOVE this song here are some lyrics

First my name will be Bouvier - Hey
Then I will change to Jackie K
After my date with tragedy
I'll let Aristotle take care of me

I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear dark sunglasses
I want to be Jackie Onassis oh yeah


5 Point Bonus: Happy Days

[Vandal]

Spoiler

2. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
6. Harry Truman - Chicago
7. Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
10. Ballad of Davy Crockett - ??

Kroxquo Bonus: I Need Your Help, Barry Manilow - Ray Stevens

5 Point Bonus: What's Happenin'!

[BackInTex]

Spoiler

1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time



2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold



3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while



4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man



5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day



6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power



7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile



8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on



9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog



10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Davey Crockett - Tennesee Ernie Ford
I'll be really pissed if this is Daniel Boone because I changed my answer.

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night



12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right




Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

James Dean - The Eagles

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?


I Love Lucy

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

2. Bette Davis Eyes/Kim Carnes

6. Harry Truman/Chicago

10. The Ballad of Davy Crockett/Bill Hayes

Oh, I so wish I could post that photo I have of me at three years old wearing a coonskin cap....

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

So Long,

Paul Simon

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

If this was last year, I would have gone with The Pruitts of Southhampton, but since it's this year, I will guess I Love Lucy.

[jarnon]

Spoiler

2. Bette Davis Eyes
10. The Ballad of Davy Crockett, Fess Parker

Kroxquo Bonus: I'm Henry VIII, I Am, Herman's Hermits

[smilergrogan]

Spoiler

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

JOLTIN' JOE DIMAGGIO, The Andrews Sisters

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

BETTE DAVIS EYES, Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

DON"T BE CRUEL ELVIS PRESLEY, Debbie Boone

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

STEAL ALL MY SECRETS EDWARD SNOWDEN, The Go-go's

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

DANIEL BOONE WAS A MAN, WAS A BIG MAN, Mingo and Cincinnatus

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

EVEN CATHY BERBERIAN KNOWS, Steely Dan

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

I LOVE YOU ALICE B. TOKLAS, Gertrude Stein and the Blackhearts

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

I LOVE YOU SHLOMO GLICKSTEIN, The Wimbledons

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

NIKOLAI IVANOVICH LOBACHEVSKY, Tom Lehrer

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

DAVY CROCKETT THEME SONG, The Wellingtons?

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

I LOVE YOU ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI, Lady Gaga

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right

JOHN BROWN'S BODY, The Army of the Potomac

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD, Gordon Lightfoot

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Happy Days?

[Bob Juch]

2. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
10. Ballad of Davy Crockett - Tennessee Ernie Ford
11. Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift
12. Just Like Jesse James - Cher

Kroxquo Bonus: Story of Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley

5 Point Bonus: No clue

[mntetn]

Spoiler

1.
2. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
3.
4.
5.
6. Harry Truman, Paul McCartney and Wings
7.
8.
9.
10. The Ballad of Davy Crockett, Fess Parker
11.
12.
Blanket WAG John Brown's Body for the rest
Kroxquo Bonus: Wish I could remember who did "Elizabeth Taylor Thighs." Let's try the theme from Wyatt Earp, Hugh O'Brian.
5 Point Bonus: I Love Lucy (WAG)

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
Buddy Holly - Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog
(Karl) Jung at Heart - The Droolers

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three
Ballad of Davy Crockett - Fess Parker

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.
Casey Jones - The Grateful Dead

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?
Happy Days?

[a1mamacat]

Spoiler

It isn't easy being as ****** famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda **** everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. **** that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their ******* skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time


2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while


4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man


5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day


6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power


7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile


8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on



9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog



10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Davy Crocket - some country dude

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night


12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

[mrkelley23]

Kanye West

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Buddy Holly -- Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes -- Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

Harry Truman -- Chicago

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

Jackie Wilson said -- Van Morrison

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

The Ballad of Davy Crockett -- Fess Parker

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

Tim McGraw -- Taylor Swift. Or is it the other way around?

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title. John Walker's Blues -- Steve Earle

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Happy Days

OK, if anyone wamts to hear the level of sophistication my fraternity rose to, when it comes to singing, here it is. (Warning: crude language) Sung to the tune of #10.

Spoiler

"Born on a mountaintop, raised by a bear. Got two sets of jaws got two sets of hair. Got ten-pound gonads, a twelve-inch rod. I"m a mean motherfucker, I'm a Pike, by God!" Usually delivered well-lubricated and at the top of several lungs. I shit you not.

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Buddy Holly - Weezer, 2.) Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes, 12.) Jesse James - Cher. Krox: Song For Bob Dylan - David Bowie. 5 Point Bonus: Happy Days.

[MarleysGh0st]

Spoiler

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

John Brown's Body - Traditional, although I've got to hope that clem's favorite Boston/Ithaca band, John Brown's Body, has played this at some point.

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Buddy Holly-Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes-Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

Alex Chilton-Replacements

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man



5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day



6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

Harry Truman-Chicago

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

Jackie Wilson Said-Van Morrison

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on



9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

Brian Wilson-Barenaked Ladies

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

The Ballad of Davy Crockett-Bill Hayes

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night



12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

James Dean-Eagles

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Happy Days

[elwoodblues]

Spoiler

1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

David Duchovney

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Ballad of Davy Crockett

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

James Dean - Eagles

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

I'll guess I Love Lucy.

[TheSearchIsOn]

Kanye West

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

"Bette Davis Eyes" - Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

"Tim McGraw" - Taylor Swift

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

"Ballad of Davy Crockett" - Fess Parker (probably not the artist you were looking for, but he did the version on one of my Disney compilations)

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

"Jerry Springer" - Weird Al Yankovic

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Leave It To Beaver

[SportsFan68]

Like it needs it . . .

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Ballad of Davey Crockett, Tennessee Ernie Ford

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

[littlebeast13]

This game will continue to be open until whenever during the day I can get around to posting the answers. Bob or one of the others with such power may feel free to unsticky this game anytime after the normal 7 AM Central closing time...

lb13

[Estonut]

Kanye West

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Buddy Holly - Weezer


2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes


3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

Alex Chilton – The Replacements


4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

Nope


5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

Frank Sinatra - Cake


6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

Nope


7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison


8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

Nope


9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

Brian Wilson - BNL (You Krox-blocked me!)


10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

The Ballad Of Davy Crockett - Fess Parker


11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

Nope


12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right

Nope


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

Detlef Schrempf - Band of Horses (They played a version of this from their live acoustic album on Letterman tonight.)


5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Happy Days


I can't believe I missed yesterday's game. I got an unexpected assignment at the end of the day and wanted to get it done overnight. Damn work!

I also forgot to mention what a great game the video art one was. I had some formatting issues with tags and forgot to add in a comment once I got them sorted out.

[Jessie]

Spoiler

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
Buddy Holly - Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while
William Shatner - The Horny Space Girls

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man
James Bond - Pussy Galore

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day
John Lennon - Yoko Ono

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power
Ralph Nader - Unsafe At Any Speed

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile
Pat Robertson - The 700 Club

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
Jim Cantore - Snowpocalypse

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog
Eff Off, Taylor Swift - Harry Styles

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three
Ballad of Davy Crockett - Tennessee Ernie Ford
No way this native Tennessean who lives in Texas could miss this one! Here's one of my favorite quotes.


11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night
Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right
Leonardo DiCaprio - Victoria's Secret Angels

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.
James Dean - Eagles

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

[mellytu74]

Hope I am not too late. Thought I did this already.

Spoiler

1. Buddy Holly - Weezer
2. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
6. Harry Truman - Chicago
7. Jackie Wilson Says - Van Morrison
9. Brian Wilson - Barenaked Ladies
10. Ballad of Davy Crockett - Bill Hayes
12. Just Like Jesse James - Cher

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

[Bob78164]

Couldn't get on-line

1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

The Ballad of Davy Crockett

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

--Bob

[plasticene]

Spoiler

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three
The Ballad of Davy Crockett, Fess Parker

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.
I'm F-ing Matt Damon, Sara Silverman

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1? Flintstones

[FannyHeartsVanillaThunder]

Please forgive my normally stellar editing and formatting, as I'm trying to do this on an iPad. For which I should get beaucoup de dedication points, btw....

Spoiler

It isn't easy being as fucking famous as I am. Not everyone can get away with smoking weed whenever they want, naming your kid something totally fucked up, or barging up on stage and bitchslap Taylor Swift. And Kim doesn't let just any ghetto rat pound her big, juicy ass. But sometimes the bad shit kinda fucks everything up... like having people from TMZ hiding in my jacuzzi, having to put up with being a Merry Man on this piece of shit message board, and having people write songs about you. Fuck that! If I wanna be sunged about, I'll do it my own damn self! Here's a dozen... no, wait, 12 songs that put a famous dude in the title. Lucky for them, nobody put Kanye's name in a song yet, or I'dda never let them finish before I busted their gold teeth out of their fucking skull...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Buddy Holly - Weezer

2. Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold

Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

3. If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?
If he was from Mars, wouldnt that be cool
Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a pile?
Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

If I'm an Alien, How Do You Explain Jerry Lee Lewis?- Elvis Presley

Yes, even handcuffed by an iPad, I still commit to a bit....

4. It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills up my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man

David Duchovny - Some No Hit Never Was

5. Beyond the suns that guard this roof,
Beyond your flowers of flaming truths,
Beyond your latest ad campaigns,
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps.
He saves what others throw away.
He says that he'll be rich some day

6. We're getting safer cars
Rocket ships to Mars
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power

7. I`m in heaven, I`m in heaven
I`m in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile

Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison

Love this, doesn't get the credit it should due to some overrated VM stuff...

8. I ain`t happy, I`m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I`m useless,but not for long
The future is coming on

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

Does this even count as a real band?

9. It's a matter of instinct
It's a matter of conditioning
It's a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov's dog

Brian Wilson -Bare Naked Ladies

I'll bet Esto started salivating (ha!) as soon as he read the intro....and right about now he got really pissed....

10. Born on a mountain in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree
He killed him a b'ar when he was only three

Davy Crockett - Ed Ames

Born on a mountain TOP.....every kid knew that. And, if I wasn't on this damned screen, I'd share the dirty lyrics version that we thought was high-larious....

11. You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night

12. You think you're so bad
Drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down
With the flash of your pearly smile
Honey, but you met
Your match tonight, oh, that's right

Just Like Jesse James - Cher

Might be my fave Cher song, with the possible exception of Geronimo's Cadillac



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a non-fictional famous person's first and last name in the title.

The Ballad of Dwight Frye - Alice Cooper Group

Torn between this and Grace Kelly, but I decided to go for degree of difficulty over style points....

5 Point Bonus: What popular classic sitcom was the inspiration for the music video of Song #1?

Happy Days