Transcript 1/31/2014 - Jordan Runtagh

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Transcript 1/31/2014 - Jordan Runtagh

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:56 pm

Jordan Runtagh
Brooklyn, NY


Jordan is excited. Cedric says that everything has already been randomized.

Topic Tree (randomized):
Buried Treasure
Book Nerd
Big City
Star Substitute
Bad Grammar
Smart Phone
Home Remedy
Oddball
Beauty Products
????

Question #1 (????):
FEMA recommends keeping all but which of the following items in your disaster supplies kit?
A - a radio
B - water
C - food
D - condoms

Jordan says it depends upon the kind of disaster.
Spoiler
Answer: D (condoms)
Value: $5,000
Bank: $5,000
Question #2 (Beauty Products):
With a shade called "Tweedy," Sally Hansen's Fuzzy Coat products are a novelty line of what?
A - face wash
B - self-tanner
C - nail polish
D - hand lotion

There's only one thing that Jordan can think of that comes in shades.
Spoiler
Answer: C (nail polish)
Value: $7,000
Bank: $12,000
commercial break

Jordan has an online radio show. His DJ name is taken from his middle name, Richard. His dad's name is also Richard and when Jordan was young, his dad called him "Little Dick" (Jordan doesn't say this out loud and Cedric speculates on several choices including "Richard" and "Ricky" but he knows what Jordan meant). Jordan's dad called out to him when he was in school and the name spread. Jordan jokes that's the reason why his dad isn't in the audience.

Question #3 (Oddball):
Which of the following has Dennis Rodman never done?
A - starred in a PETA campaign
B - headbutted a referee
C - said he was going to marry himself
D - wrestled a pig

Jordan says that Rodman could have done any of these. He doesn't know so he decides to jump the question.
Spoiler
Answer: D (wrestled a pig)
Value: $1,000
Bank: $12,000 (unchanged)
Question #4 (Home Remedy):
What not only "helps the medicine go down," as Mary Poppins noted, but may also help curb the burn from spicy foods?
A - BBQ sauce
B - canola oil
C - Tabasco
D - sugar

Jordan has a huge sweet tooth. But he's not a big Mary Poppins fan.
Spoiler
Answer: D (sugar)
Value: $10,000
Bank: $22,000
Question #5 (Smart Phone):
In a 2012 commercial for the iPhone, Zooey Deschanel asks her phone what bizarre question?
A - Where's my dog
B - Is that rain?
C - Can you ski?
D - What's for dinner?

Jordan thinks that there's a Twitter feed that had a bunch of odd questions that Zooey asked Siri.
Spoiler
Answer: B (Is that rain?)
Value: $25,000
Bank: $47,000
Question #6 (Bad Grammar):
In an article about songs with incorrect grammar, Reader's Digest said a famous James Brown line should technically be what?
A - Father has a brand new bag
B - Like a lovemaking machine
C - In a cold perspiration
D - I feel well

Jordan loves 60s music and he's embarrassed that he's torn between two answers -
Spoiler
A and D
. He decides to ask the audience.
Ask the Audience results
A - 8%
B - 5%
C - 6%
D - 81%
Jordan says he has to do it and trust the audience.
Spoiler
Answer: 3,000
Value: $
Bank: $50,000
commercial break

Jordan likes to do "old time game show voices" and with Cedric's prompting he does one.

Question #7 (Star Substitute):
To date, who has been the only guest host to sit in for Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show"?
A - Jerry Seinfeld
B - Brian Williams
C - Katie Couric
D - Betty White

Jordan is "so, so sure" that it's
Spoiler
Jerry Seinfeld
but he's not certain. He's not "so, so, so" sure. He decides to try for it.
Spoiler
Answer: C (Katie Couric)
Value: unrevealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
commercial break

MILLIONAIRE "QUESTION OF THE DAY":
According to his famous song "Cheeseburger in Paradise," Jimmy Buffet likes all but which of these with his cheeseburger?
A - mayonnaise
B - kosher pickle
C - lettuce
D - French fried potatoes
Question of the Day answer
A (mayonnaise)

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Re: Transcript 1/31/2014 - Jordan Runtagh

#2 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:49 pm

Question #3 (Oddball):
Which of the following has Dennis Rodman never done?
A - starred in a PETA campaign
B - headbutted a referee
C - said he was going to marry himself
D - wrestled a pig

Jordan says that Rodman could have done any of these. He doesn't know so he decides to jump the question.
Spoiler
Answer: D (wrestled a pig)
Value: $1,000
Bank: $12,000 (unchanged)
JTQ 1.
Question #5 (Smart Phone):
In a 2012 commercial for the iPhone, Zooey Deschanel asks her phone what bizarre question?
A - Where's my dog
B - Is that rain?
C - Can you ski?
D - What's for dinner?

Jordan thinks that there's a Twitter feed that had a bunch of odd questions that Zooey asked Siri.
Spoiler
Answer: B (Is that rain?)
Value: $25,000
Bank: $47,000
ATA
Question #7 (Star Substitute):
To date, who has been the only guest host to sit in for Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show"?
A - Jerry Seinfeld
B - Brian Williams
C - Katie Couric
D - Betty White

Jordan is "so, so sure" that it's
Spoiler
Jerry Seinfeld
but he's not certain. He's not "so, so, so" sure. He decides to try for it.
Spoiler
Answer: C (Katie Couric)
Value: unrevealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
JTQ 2. I thought Leno never had guest hosts.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: Transcript 1/31/2014 - Jordan Runtagh

#3 Post by Estonut » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:01 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
Question #7 (Star Substitute):
To date, who has been the only guest host to sit in for Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show"?
A - Jerry Seinfeld
B - Brian Williams
C - Katie Couric
D - Betty White

Jordan is "so, so sure" that it's
Spoiler
Jerry Seinfeld
but he's not certain. He's not "so, so, so" sure. He decides to try for it.
Spoiler
Answer: C (Katie Couric)
Value: unrevealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
JTQ 2. I thought Leno never had guest hosts.
Spoiler
He didn't. I'm pretty sure this was a gimmick where he and Katie "switched jobs" for a day (or week).
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

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