Kristen Loses Her Million Dollar Opportunity

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Kristen Loses Her Million Dollar Opportunity

#1 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:46 pm

Ashley Dupre, better known as Kristen, Elliot Spitzer's companion of choice, has lost her chance at $1 million since she apparently already posed for a Girls Gone Wild video.

The founder of Girls Gone Wild offered her $1 million to pose non-nude in his new magazine and take part in a publicity tour. However, she apparently had already posed for some GGW videos as an 18-year-old, so the company doesn't have to shell out extra for the privilege of her presence.

http://tinyurl.com/22fx6m

I'm sure there are other media outlets out there willing to become her latest ahem, patron, and, apparently her new line of work will pay far better than Spitzer ever did.

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#2 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:11 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/19/ashley-du ... -jailbait/

But GGW might not be able to use the photos because she was 17 when filmed.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#3 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:37 pm

I think Kristen should be honored and respected for her efforts to prove that girls without great beauty can become high-priced hookers, too. I don't know about the rest of you, but I grew up thinking that beauty was a prerequisite to becoming a successful high-priced call girl. Kristen never permitted such conventional thoughts to dissuade her from pursuing her dreams of professional skankology. Sure, she's got a great bod, if the pictures from the Emperor's Club site weren't Photoshopped beyond recognition, but her face is just above average, compared to the 22-year-olds I see on campus. From the first time I saw her MySpace photos, I've kept thinking that she probably had a nose job at 16, and it wasn't the surgeon's best work.

I salute Kristen for refusing to accept the limits of ordinaryness. She probably will appear on next year's production of Surreal Life. Are any of those Brady boys still left to marry?

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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:11 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I think Kristen should be honored and respected for her efforts to prove that girls without great beauty can become high-priced hookers, too. I don't know about the rest of you, but I grew up thinking that beauty was a prerequisite to becoming a successful high-priced call girl. Kristen never permitted such conventional thoughts to dissuade her from pursuing her dreams of professional skankology. Sure, she's got a great bod, if the pictures from the Emperor's Club site weren't Photoshopped beyond recognition, but her face is just above average, compared to the 22-year-olds I see on campus. From the first time I saw her MySpace photos, I've kept thinking that she probably had a nose job at 16, and it wasn't the surgeon's best work.

I salute Kristen for refusing to accept the limits of ordinaryness. She probably will appear on next year's production of Surreal Life. Are any of those Brady boys still left to marry?
I suppose if she actually "escorted" her customers outside of their rooms, that might matter.
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#5 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:32 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I think Kristen should be honored and respected for her efforts to prove that girls without great beauty can become high-priced hookers, too. I don't know about the rest of you, but I grew up thinking that beauty was a prerequisite to becoming a successful high-priced call girl. Kristen never permitted such conventional thoughts to dissuade her from pursuing her dreams of professional skankology. Sure, she's got a great bod, if the pictures from the Emperor's Club site weren't Photoshopped beyond recognition, but her face is just above average, compared to the 22-year-olds I see on campus. From the first time I saw her MySpace photos, I've kept thinking that she probably had a nose job at 16, and it wasn't the surgeon's best work.

I salute Kristen for refusing to accept the limits of ordinaryness. She probably will appear on next year's production of Surreal Life. Are any of those Brady boys still left to marry?
This should be in the Rhetoric Manual beside Damning With Faint Praise, Classic!
Suitguy is not bitter.

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The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#6 Post by earendel » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:27 am

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/19/ashley-du ... -jailbait/

But GGW might not be able to use the photos because she was 17 when filmed.
I think there's some question about that. Supposedly she was celebrating her 18th birthday when the shots were taken. I imagine Joe Francis is doing some very thorough checking to make sure about that before the pictures/videos are posted.
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#7 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:15 am

This whole mess just makes me sad.

How do people make such choices?

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#8 Post by earendel » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:28 am

peacock2121 wrote:This whole mess just makes me sad.

How do people make such choices?
In "Kristen's" case (speaking of the GGW stuff) lots of alcohol probably contributed to her making that choice.
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#9 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:34 am

earendel wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:This whole mess just makes me sad.

How do people make such choices?
In "Kristen's" case (speaking of the GGW stuff) lots of alcohol probably contributed to her making that choice.
I have no doubt alcohol was involved. What had her choose the alcohol at that age?

I am really out of touch with so many things.

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#10 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:09 am

I sort of feel bad for Kristen. If she hadn't been such a whore earlier in her life, she would have been able to profit on being a whore later in her life.

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