Lyrically Speaking - 1/9/14

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#26 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:38 am

1. When I get older they think I`m a fool
The teachers told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance
Bang On The Drum - Todd Rundgren

2. You with your masquerading
And you always contemplating
What to do in case heaven has found you
Can't you see that it's all around you
The Pied Piper - Crispian St. Peters

3. I really want to know you (hallelujah)
Really want to go with you (hallelujah)
My Sweet Lord - George Harrison

4. On disco lights your name will be seen
You can fullfill all your dreams
Party here, party there, everywhere
Ladies Night - Kool & the Gang

5. That's when she told me a story, 'bout free milk and a cow
And said no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' vow
Keep Your Hands To Yourself - Georgia Satellites

6. If you got a problem, don't care what it is
If you need a hand, I can assure you this
I Can Help - Billy Swan

7. There ain't nothin in the world
Like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Chantilly Lace - The Big Bopper

8. You took me from the shelter of a mother I had never known
Who loved any other
We kissed after taking vows
But that night on our honeymoon
We stayed in separate rooms
Band of Gold - Freda Payne

9. The ice age is coming
The sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected
The wheat is growing thin
London Calling - The Clash

10. Slip into the velvet glove, parted lips so filled with love.
Lips upon forbidden places, lingering in long embraces.
French Kissin' - Deborah Harry

11. Your looks intoxicate me
Even though your folks hate me
Elenore - Turtles

12. Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only want to make you happy
And if you say,
hey, go away, I will
I Think I Love You - Partridge Family

Theme? - The Twelve Days of Christmas... each gift is represented in order starting from Day 12 in either the song title, the artist, or the quoted lyrics.

5 Point Bonus: Which of the above songs describes the WWTBAM shows our very own Bixby appeared on in 2002? - #4 - She was on a special series of two shows that aired in May 2002 dubbed "Ladies Night", and I even think they used the Kool & the Gang song on the shows...

#27 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:50 am

JJC Points:

frank gets 3 JJC points, one for each picture he used to fill in the songs he didn't know...

vandal gets 2 JJC points for recalling the glory days of FNGD...

plasticene gets 2 JJC points for filling in the blanks...

Saucy gets a JJC point for being too tired to be funny...

mntetn gets a JJC point for his guess at the theme...

smiler gets a JJC point for The Large Whacker...

elwood gets 2 JJC points for thinking of tmitsss and for the double duty Krox...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for having his two guesses be close to the real titles...

Krox gets a supermax for laying the Scrooge on us...

Hottie gets a JJC point for a clever theme idea that I'd love to try one day...

Esto gets a JJC point for the theme formula...

Bob gets a JJC point for the 300 million dollar man...

Jessie gets a supermax for getting help from intelligent lifeforms (Lord knows there aren't any around these parts!)

Points:

jarnon 3
frank 28+3
Weasel 13
vandal 8+2
Sprots 14
melly 21
Panic 9
plasticene 17+2
Saucy 6+1
mntetn 13+1
smiler 9+1
elwood 28+2
TBone 30+2
Krox 10+5
mike 3
Marley 5
Hottie 19+1
Search 14
BiT 7
Esto 34+1
Bob 0+1
mrkelley 28
Jessie 14+5

Jessie · #28 Post by **Jessie** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:25 am

lb, if you browse my *k#)8jfkdslj[-0q2ip'[ikogl;aOQIU K'alpkg aja Space Alien to English Dictionary, you'll find that those answers are all correct...honest!

Hale Bopper · #29 Post by **Hale Bopper** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:39 am

Jessie wrote:lb, if you browse my *k#)8jfkdslj[-0q2ip'[ikogl;aOQIU K'alpkg aja Space Alien to English Dictionary, you'll find that those answers are all correct...honest!

I will back her up on this. 100% correct!

Gov Goodhair · #30 Post by **Gov Goodhair** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:23 am

Jessie wrote:lb, if you browse my *k#)8jfkdslj[-0q2ip'[ikogl;aOQIU K'alpkg aja Space Alien to English Dictionary, you'll find that those answers are all correct...honest!

English is the official language here in the Lone Star State! Not only are you folks preverted, you are unAmurican!

#31 Post by **Vandal** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:07 am

vandal gets 2 JJC points for recalling the glory days of FNGD...

Are you sure that was me?

#32 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:04 pm

Vandal wrote:
vandal gets 2 JJC points for recalling the glory days of FNGD...
Are you sure that was me?

It may have been Summerall who provided the male strippers, but I ain't giving points to a dead guy....

lb13

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