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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#76 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:34 am

How do you create a merry man? It must be pretty easy since there are so many of them.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#77 Post by Ozzy Osbourne » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:40 am

Iluh pwayds cuhday tayme battu my chyhood. Ijuh wismy sunjak wuh hee do seedis. Tuba he got ripdah by duh dan widda stahs juzz laznite.


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I love parades because they take me back to my childhood. I just wish my son Jack was here to see this. Too bad he got ripped off by the Dancing with the Stars judges last night.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#78 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:49 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:How do you create a merry man? It must be pretty easy since there are so many of them.
I knew we had something in common. Neither of us knows how to create a Merry Man. Heck, I don't even know how to do that avatar thingie.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#79 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:51 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:How do you create a merry man? It must be pretty easy since there are so many of them.
I knew we had something in common. Neither of us knows how to create a Merry Man. Heck, I don't even know how to do that avatar thingie.
Howboutthat! There is something that you admit to not knowing.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#80 Post by DWTS_Judges » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:02 pm

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Carrie Ann: I don't know why I keep watching these parades. They're so..so..disturbing on so many levels. And then Ozzy takes a shot at us for no good reason. I though everyone understood that Derek has to win every third season or he'll leave and the show will be canceled. We saddled him with a fat, black chick and he still won.

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Len: I guess I just don't get the point of this parade. None of the characters are likable and the swearing is concerning. With mini absent it's like having a political discussion without Flock and SSS:
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no fun!
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Bruno: We did not rip Jack off! We did not rip Jack off! I don't have a point other than I really like to include 'Jack off' into as many sentences as possible. Now where were we? Oh yes, the parade. Any year, another stinker.


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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#81 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:07 pm

My Underdog balloon never got off the ground because I forgot his password.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#82 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:08 pm

There will not be repeat of last year's disaster when the balloon of Mike Hunt landed on the crowd. Mike Hunt was traumatized. Mike Hunt hasn't been the same since.

You'll be happy to know that Mike Hunt is getting stronger and Mike Hunt will return next year.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#83 Post by Ed McMahon » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:09 pm

I think we'd all rather be watching the Worst of Carson right now....

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#84 Post by Ear Licker » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:10 pm

Girl From Porky's wrote:There will not be repeat of last year's disaster when the balloon of Mike Hunt landed on the crowd. Mike Hunt was traumatized. Mike Hunt hasn't been the same since.

You'll be happy to know that Mike Hunt is getting stronger and Mike Hunt will return next year.

Come a little closer, dear....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#85 Post by Chip Esten » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:16 pm

Guess I may as well cash in on my Bored fame while the iron is still hot....

Oops, appearing in this parade just killed my career again!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#86 Post by BobRossAfroPainter » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:19 pm

What a quiet, peaceful scene this parade route is! Just the perfect place for some happy little trees!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#87 Post by Joe_Mays » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:20 pm

I made a Merry Man.
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#88 Post by ClonedKitty » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:21 pm

Joe_Mays wrote:I made a Merry Man.

You made him twice, doofus!

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#89 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:23 pm

It's a pain in the butt to make a Merry man.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#90 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:29 pm

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy

Jack could not win, because he wasn't dancing with Derek.

Derek will leave if he doesn't win.

Din't Sharon read the contract????
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#91 Post by Barack_Obama » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:05 pm

Y'all be sure to sign up for Obamacare before you leave.
Yes, we can!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#92 Post by Ignorant Juicebag » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:06 pm

Barack_Obama wrote:Y'all be sure to sign up for Obamacare before you leave.
Who the Ignorant Juicebag now?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#93 Post by Blaise_Pascal » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:09 pm

Ignorant Juicebag wrote:
Barack_Obama wrote:Y'all be sure to sign up for Obamacare before you leave.
Who the Ignorant Juicebag now?
What are the chances that IJ will get an IRS audit?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#94 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:12 pm

What are the chances this parade will get to 6 pages. As good as finding me.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#95 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:13 pm

Barack_Obama wrote:Y'all be sure to sign up for Obamacare before you leave.
Like that will happen
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#96 Post by The Keybored » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:22 pm

Making Merry Men is easier with The Keybored

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#97 Post by TheConfessor » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:08 pm

A Unicorn wrote:What are the chances this parade will get to 6 pages. As good as finding me.
A good Parade should have at least 24 pages. Including the Marilyn Vos Savant and Ken Jennings features.

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#98 Post by BobMarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:25 pm

Just wanted to keep my streak alive of being in every parade since I joined the Bored to keep my cousin Marley company and make an occasional pot joke.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#99 Post by Sistine Fanny » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:00 pm

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....
I blame Obama.

Or all of that motorcade footage of Dealey Plaza that has been on the television box lately.....
It's the Final Countdown.....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#100 Post by Spokesman for Macy's » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:14 pm

This parade will never be as famous as the one we put on. Be sure and tune in tomorrow, kiddies, and watch a real parade go by....

Huh? What do you mean our Santa Claus disappeared last month? Well, dammit, go find another one! Call gsabc!
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