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The Truncinator
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by The Truncinator » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:35 am
ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:Giant Gambian Rat wrote:Evil Raccoon wrote:Anyone looking for rabies?
Parade Special: 50% off on monkey pox today only
I'm holding a clearance special on remnants from the great worldwide pandemic of 2009!
Hasta la vista, vermin!!!
Hasta la vista, pyramids!
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LookingForHumorPoints
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by LookingForHumorPoints » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:36 am
Col Nathan Jessep Fantine wrote:You want me on that float!
You need me on that float!
Weren't you the one who played that sorryass version of the Joker?
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Dizzy Miss Lizzie
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by Dizzy Miss Lizzie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:37 am
I've never been in a parade before.
I think I'll give it a whack!
Don't cross me.
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Crazed Sex Poodle
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by Crazed Sex Poodle » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:38 am
Dizzy Miss Lizzie wrote:I've never been in a parade before.
I think I'll give it a whack!
Why don't you sit down next to me?
Just Kidding
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Evil Squirrel
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:39 am
Any signs yet of my Sprotsie Baby? I always love parade scritches the bestest!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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John Houseman
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by John Houseman » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:40 am
Here at Arsons-R-Us, we do it the old-fashioned way:
We BUUUURN it!
You have a head full of mush.
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Spilly
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by Spilly » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:41 am
Crazed Sex Poodle wrote:Dizzy Miss Lizzie wrote:I've never been in a parade before.
I think I'll give it a whack!
Why don't you sit down next to me?
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! YouLookSoKYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!
CanYouLickYourNutzLikeMe??? HuhHuhHuhHuh??? TheyTasteLikeCANNNNNNNDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Ronnnnn
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by Ronnnnn » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:41 am
John Houseman wrote:Here at Arsons-R-Us, we do it the old-fashioned way:
We BUUUURN it!
Mee tooo!!
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MinisterOfPropaganda
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by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:45 am
As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that this parade will cease and desist at once in the name of Der Fuhrer!
Except for all the cute animals. You can stay and be petted....
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Chuck E Reese
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by Chuck E Reese » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:46 am
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:All hail Old Glory passing by:
Be careful, Glory, there have been arsons spotted in this parade thread!
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Ody
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by Ody » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:48 am
MinisterOfPropaganda wrote:As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that this parade will cease and desist at once in the name of Der Fuhrer!
Except for all the cute animals. You can stay and be petted....
Hitler would probably feed me more often than LB does...
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Politically Incorrect Inc.
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by Politically Incorrect Inc. » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:52 am
This parade is soooo gay!
I had no idea there were so many Orientals around here!
Check out that Minister, guy. What a spazz!
Hey, I recognize that colored guy. I think he was on TV way back when.
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silverscreenselect
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by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:00 am
Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:All hail Old Glory passing by:
Buddy!!!
You made it!!!
You don't know how much I've missed you. I count your rows every night before I go to sleep. Sadly, the answer is always the same.
Check out our website: http://www.silverscreenvideos.com
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Boutros Boutros Ghali
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by Boutros Boutros Ghali » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:12 am
Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:This parade is soooo gay!
I had no idea there were so many Orientals around here!
Check out that Minister, guy. What a spazz!
Hey, I recognize that colored guy. I think he was on TV way back when.
That is no way to talk here at the UN!
Excuse me? What do you mean by camel jockey?
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Cigarette Nazi
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by Cigarette Nazi » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:13 am
Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:This parade is soooo gay!
I had no idea there were so many Orientals around here!
Check out that Minister, guy. What a spazz!
Hey, I recognize that colored guy. I think he was on TV way back when.
PUT OUT THAT BUTT....
NOW!!!!You can smoke on this Bored..... if you're on fire!
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
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by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:35 am
If you BBs leave my island, if you survive parade training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved parade. Do you maggots understand that?
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
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Oliver Stoned
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by Oliver Stoned » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:41 am
A parade can be a dangerous place. Uh oh, a grassy knoll just ahead.
Someone watching from the grassy knoll would have to look back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
It's all a conspiracy...
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Hale Bopper
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by Hale Bopper » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:50 am
Oliver Stoned wrote:A parade can be a dangerous place. Uh oh, a grassy knoll just ahead.
Someone watching from the grassy knoll would have to look back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Brother Oliver! Come, and ride the comet with us! We have new shoes!
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Beebs52
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by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:06 am
The flaming hole screams by midnight adjacent to the shadester.
Word to the wise. Especially YOU! Shhhhhh.
Oh. Parade. I thought I was supposed to meet Snowden in here. Wha?
Well, then
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Bo Donaldson
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by Bo Donaldson » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:09 am
This thread is about as popular as our latest comeback tour.
I'm the one in the middle.
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Gregory Peccary
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by Gregory Peccary » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:27 am
This parade makes me so angry I feel like killing something.
I think this mockingbird will do.
Dig my vest.
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SportsFan68
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:30 am
Kanye West wrote:RecOfTheEdmundFitzgerald wrote:Concorde Flight 815 wrote:
How mean and nasty of you to think such things!!!
Hey, someone might get a gold record out of the tragedy, though!
How about some gold grillz?
Ima let you finish. . .
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
