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Buster Snopes
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by Buster Snopes » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:12 am
MarleysGh0st wrote:CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...
Yeah, I think half of the MM who normally join the parade are AWOL, this year.

I'll find them, or my name isn't Buster Snopes!
IMPOSSUMBLE!!!!
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Al Gore
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by Al Gore » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:14 am
Buster Snopes wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...
Yeah, I think half of the MM who normally join the parade are AWOL, this year.

I'll find them, or my name isn't Buster Snopes!
Check the North Pole... they may have drowned!
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Ebeneezer Beast
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by Ebeneezer Beast » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:15 am
Al Gore wrote:Buster Snopes wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
Yeah, I think half of the MM who normally join the parade are AWOL, this year.

I'll find them, or my name isn't Buster Snopes!
Check the North Pole... they may have drowned!
BAH! It would serve them right...
Bah! Humbug!
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Concorde Flight 815
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by Concorde Flight 815 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:16 am
Ebeneezer Beast wrote:Al Gore wrote:Buster Snopes wrote:
I'll find them, or my name isn't Buster Snopes!
Check the North Pole... they may have drowned!
BAH! It would serve them right...
How mean and nasty of you to think such things!!!
Wishing you champagne wishes and caviar dr.........
Oh, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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RecOfTheEdmundFitzgerald
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by RecOfTheEdmundFitzgerald » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:17 am
Concorde Flight 815 wrote:Ebeneezer Beast wrote:Al Gore wrote:
Check the North Pole... they may have drowned!
BAH! It would serve them right...
How mean and nasty of you to think such things!!!
Hey, someone might get a gold record out of the tragedy, though!
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Kanye West
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by Kanye West » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:18 am
RecOfTheEdmundFitzgerald wrote:Concorde Flight 815 wrote:Ebeneezer Beast wrote:
BAH! It would serve them right...
How mean and nasty of you to think such things!!!
Hey, someone might get a gold record out of the tragedy, though!
How about some gold grillz?
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HotAirBalloon
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by HotAirBalloon » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:18 am
At least we have a Hot Air Balloon in this parade!
Probably better than NYC this year!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a......squirrel?
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Evil Dentist
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by Evil Dentist » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:19 am
Kanye West wrote:RecOfTheEdmundFitzgerald wrote:Concorde Flight 815 wrote:
How mean and nasty of you to think such things!!!
Hey, someone might get a gold record out of the tragedy, though!
How about some gold grillz?
That can be arranged!
Say "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"!
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Rosey Lipstick
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by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:20 am
I am honored that TPTB decided to put my balloon in this years parade
I kissed a girl
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MarleysGh0st
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by MarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:20 am
Ebeneezer Beast wrote:BAH! It would serve them right...
You know, Ebeneezer, seeing you slave away at maintaining a tradition when so many others have given up is purely inspirational!
Oh, wait, slaving away is Cratchit's job.

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Pompous Blowhard
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by Pompous Blowhard » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:20 am
HotAirBalloon wrote:At least we have a Hot Air Balloon in this parade!
Probably better than NYC this year!
Hey! There's only room for one giant gasbag in this parade!
I find that BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH in my professional opinion BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH extensive experience BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, clearly.
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_TPTB_
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by _TPTB_ » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:21 am
Rosey Lipstick wrote:I am honored that TPTB decided to put my balloon in this years parade
I'm getting hungry! I'm glad the guy in the john recommended Red Lobster...
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OhTheHumanity
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by OhTheHumanity » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:24 am
Pompous Blowhard wrote:HotAirBalloon wrote:At least we have a Hot Air Balloon in this parade!
Probably better than NYC this year!
Hey! There's only room for one giant gasbag in this parade!
I hope that's hydrogen you're pumping into your veins!
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Al Pacino
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by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:25 am
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
HE'S OUT OF ORDER!
THIS WHOLE PARADE'S OUT OF ORDER!
I'm just gettin' started!
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TheMichiganBarAssociation
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by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:27 am
Al Pacino wrote:YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
HE'S OUT OF ORDER!
THIS WHOLE PARADE'S OUT OF ORDER!
Is that any way for an ethical attorney to act in a court of law? Save that attitude for depositions...
---Dewey, Cheatham & Howe and Bob, Attorneys at Law
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Bored Protester
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by Bored Protester » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:29 am
We were not informed of this gathering.
To protest, we will put up our tents.
THIS PARADE IS OCCUPIED!!
We are the one percent.
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Evil Raccoon
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by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:29 am
Anyone looking for rabies?
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Chicken Little
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by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:29 am
This weather sucks
“The Arctic will be ice-free in 5 years”
- Al Gore, December, 2008
In this case, use of the more technically “correct” term is actually less likely to convey the key implications to a lay audience.
- Michael Mann, SEEDMAGAZINE.COM May 30, 2009
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Beavis & Butthead
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by Beavis & Butthead » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:30 am
Bored Protester wrote:We were not informed of this gathering.
To protest, we will put up our tents.
Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!! Huh huh huh!!!!
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Jim Cantore
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by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:30 am
Chicken Little wrote:This weather sucks
I can change it more to your liking... hold on to your feathers!!!
OH MY GOD!!! THUNDERSNOW!!!!®
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Giant Gambian Rat
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by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:31 am
Evil Raccoon wrote:Anyone looking for rabies?
Parade Special: 50% off on monkey pox today only
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?
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ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine
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by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:32 am
Giant Gambian Rat wrote:Evil Raccoon wrote:Anyone looking for rabies?
Parade Special: 50% off on monkey pox today only
I'm holding a clearance special on remnants from the great worldwide pandemic of 2009!
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The Huge Manatee
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by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:33 am
OhTheHumanity wrote:Pompous Blowhard wrote:HotAirBalloon wrote:At least we have a Hot Air Balloon in this parade!
Probably better than NYC this year!
Hey! There's only room for one giant gasbag in this parade!
I hope that's hydrogen you're pumping into your veins!
Come on in the waters fine