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Billy Mays
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LET'S PARADE!!!

#1 Post by Billy Mays » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:23 am

WHERE HAVE THE PROMOS BEEN FOR THIS YEAR'S MERRY MEN PARADE!?!? HAVE I JUST BEEN BLIND, DEAF, OR MAYBE A LITTLE DEAD AND MISSED THEM!?

LIVE FROM THE OXI-CLEAN STREETS OF GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA, IT'S THE 13TH ANNUAL PARADE OF MERRY MEN!!! I DON'T SEE MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE TODAY... MAYBE IF I SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER THEY WILL COME!!!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! SINCE I AM LEADING OFF THE PARADE, I MUST BE THE GRAND MARSHAL! FREE BIG CITY SLIDERS FOR ME FROM THE CONCESSION STAND!!!
BUT WAIT..... THERE'S MORE!!!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#2 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:25 am

I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#3 Post by O'Bummer » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:29 am

I finally get to act on my worst behavior in the parade since I'm a lame duck! I think I'll moon flock as my float goes by him....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#4 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:31 am

Who wants a blow pop?
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#5 Post by Madigan Men » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:32 am

We may as well get on board the parade route since we're used to nobody watching us...
BRING BACK MADIGAN MEN!!!!!!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#6 Post by Rainbow Donkey » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:34 am

How did I lose out on grand marshal duties to some dead bearded bag of hot air?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#7 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:36 am

Quit whining, Rainbow Ass, and pull harder on my float! I want to get back home before the turkey is served!
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#8 Post by Fernando Tatis » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:38 am

Wow wow wow.... the parade route echoes just like Olympic Stadium used to!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#9 Post by Bubba Squirrel » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:41 am

Any of you fine ladies want to twerk with me down the parade route?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#10 Post by WGAS in Gastonia » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:43 am

There's a really big junior high school ping pong match we could be broadcasting right now that would draw more interest and sponsorship dollars than this freak show....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#11 Post by Biskit » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:52 am

Even I find this to be boring.

hurray.

Where's the candy?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#12 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:55 am

Most of the parades I march in are much livelier than this one!

Let's try making it rain glitter!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#13 Post by Gary Glitter » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:55 am

HEY!
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....

HEY!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#14 Post by The Shithouse Rats » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:57 am

Anyone know which way to the CSLS thread? We were supposed to play for some Stumblebums...
TELL ME WHY!

I doooon't like Moooondaaaays!!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#15 Post by Oral B Roberts » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:59 am

I'd say it's about time all of the sinners left this Bored, but the lack of penance checks has really been cutting into my quality of life the Lord has demanded of me! You all better start breaking some commandments, or I'll send a plague of possums!
Please make all checks payable to Oral B Roberts Ministries
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#16 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:00 am

This parade is brilliant! I love a one man act!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#17 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:02 am

Oh good, it doesn't look like I've missed anything!

One word of advice.... avoid the langostinos at Red Lobster! Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.....
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#18 Post by Squirrel! » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:03 am

It's easy to get distracted at a parade like.... SPROTSIE!!!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#19 Post by IHateSeat9 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:05 am

I've seen some bad things in all my years sitting here, but this really takes the glowing potato...
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#20 Post by _ARMENIAN_ » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:06 am

This looks like a good place to discuss my latest clandestine operation in total secrecy...
Be nice to me or I'll unleash the hackers and virusers!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#21 Post by Kiki's Cleaning Lady » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:07 am

There isn't going to be much for Kiki to clean up tomorrow, is there?
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#22 Post by HotPretzelVendor » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:08 am

Get your hot pretzels here! Hot pretzels here!

You want mustard with that?

:D
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#23 Post by Blind Beast » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:08 am

I've never seen such a shitty parade before in my life!
I can't see! I can't see!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#24 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:09 am

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...
Yeah, I think half of the MM who normally join the parade are AWOL, this year. :(
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#25 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:09 am

HotPretzelVendor wrote:Get your hot pretzels here! Hot pretzels here!

You want mustard with that?

:D

Might I recommend a different condiment?
Open wide!
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