Merion, PA
Cedric: We've got a brilliant contestant kicking things off. When I say brilliant, I mean he [garbled recording] was used to locate Osama bin Laden.
Jon: I really can't talk more about it, but if you've seen moives like Zero Dark Thirty, you've seen some of the
systems we've worked on.
Jon intended to donate half of the money he wins today to the Barbara Bush Foundation for Family Literacy. Jon's wife is a reading teacher and it's a cause they both believe in.
Cedric tells Jon that he has Barbara Bush on the phone.
Former First Lady Barbara Bush: I am so excited about Jon doing this.
Mrs. Bush tells about the work the foundation is doing.
Former First Lady Barbara Bush: And, Jon, you are wonderful.
Mrs. Bush says her husband is there, nodding his approval. Cedric uses this opportunity to steer the conversation into seeing whether he could knock down Cedric's student loans or take care of a parking ticket for him.
Former First Lady Barbara Bush: You sound like one of my children or grandchildren.
Topic Tree (Unrandomized)
10: Rotten Drunk
9: Doleful Demise
8: Just in Time
7: What an Honor
6: Battle Scars
5: Roadside America
4: What If
3: Famous Phrasemakers
2: Wordsmithing
1: Call It What It Is
Topic Tree (Randomized)
4: What If
9: Doleful Demise
6: Battle Scars
7: What an Honor
10: Rotten Drunk
2: Wordsmithing
5: Roadside America
1: Call It What It Is
8: Just in Time
3: Famous Phrasemakers
Question #1 - Level 3: Famous Phrasemakers
Comparing dealing with the U.S. to "shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool," in 2013 Russia's president gave one of his trademark quips known as what?
A: Putinisms B: Merkelisms
C: Cameronisms D: Mauerisms
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $7,000
Bank: $7,000
Question #2 - Level 8: Just in Time
So fast that they're often ignored, what composer's odd tempo markings may have been caused by a broken metronome?
A: Beethoven B: Mozart
C: Handel D: Bach
It could be any of them. Jon jumps the question.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $500
Bank: $7,000
Question #3 - Level 1: Call It What It Is
The humor blog "Better Book Titles" noted that "Eat Until You Feel Pretty" is a more appropriate title for which book?
A: The Tale of Peter Rabbit B: The Giving Tree
C: The Runaway Bunny D: The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Jon:
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $100
Bank: $7,100
Question #4 - Level 5: Roadside America
Using 37-foot mirrors inside an old grain silo, a New York man's local attraction is celebrated as the world's largest what?
A: Disco ball B: Powder room
C: Kaleidoscope D: Fitting room
Jon:
Spoiler
Cedric asks Jon if he knows about disco balls. He says he can see that Jon is a a hard partier. He starts doing some disco moves and Jon joins in with a disco move.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $15,000
Bank: $22,100
-- Commercial Break --
Question #5 - Level 2: Wordsmithing
In a "50 Minutes" interview rapper Eminen listed "four inch," "door hinge" and "storage" as words that can rhyme with what "un-rhymable" word?
A: Cinch B: Boring
C: Orange D: Binge
Jon:
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $10,000
Bank: $32,100
Question #6 - Level 10: Rotten Drunk
Giving rise to some of the world's best wines, grapes attacked by the Botrytis cineria fungus sometimes develop a condition known as what?
A: Gentle rot B: Imperial rot
C: Majestic rot D: Noble rot
Jon has an idea, but not enough to risk his bank on, so he jumps the question. He thinks it's
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $25,000
Bank: $32,100
Question #7 - Level 7: What an Honor
In honor of the scientist who first suggested the Earth revolves around the Sun, element 112 on the periodic table goes by what name?
A: Copernicium B: Galileonium
C: Newtonium D: Keplerium
Jon:
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $2,000
Bank: $34,100
Question #8 - Level 6: Battle Scars
While working at a bar, Al Capone got the famous scars on his face during an altercation after doing what?
A: Tripping into a martini glass B: Hitting on a mobster's sister
C: Juggling steak knives D: Heckling a comedian
Jon: Okay.
Spoiler
ATA
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $5,000
Bank: $39,100
-- Commercial Break --
Jon's stepson David and his brother Michael are in the audience. David says Jon always gives to charity and
that Jon has two grandchildren with one on the way and he spoils them rotten.
Cedric asks Jon about his high government job and whether there are secrets he could tell us. Jon says he could, but then the men in the black suits would be down here in the studio within the hour.
Question #9 - Level 9: Doleful Demise
What 1920 college football mascot "Bevo" was sadly barbecued and eaten when he became too expensive to care for?
A: University of Oregon B: University of Texas
C: University of Florida D: University of Wisconsin
Jon:
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $1,000
Bank: $40,100
Question #10 - Level 4: What If
"Elaine agrees to write George's OKCupid profile for him, but is way too honest in it" is a tweet from what humorous handle?
A: @SeinfeldToday B: @FriendsToday
C: @FrasierToday D: @FullHouseToday
Jon:
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $3,000
Bank: $43,100
-- Commercial Break --
It's time to play Classic Millionaire!
$100,000
Which of these is a correct listing of U.S. states by the order in which they entered the Union?
A: Missouri, Illinois, Texas B: Ohio, Maine, Iowa
C: Iowa, Kansas, Oregon D: Utah, Idaho, Wyoming
Jon has to think about it for a minute. He notes that none of them are among the original thirteen colonies
Jon: If I was playing just for myself, I'd take a guess, but since a lot of it is for charity, I think I'm going to walk.
Jon's guess would be
Spoiler
Answer
-- The End of Game "Noise" --