Yonkers, NY
Sarah was crowned Miss Westchester 2012. The three things she needed to know how to do to win that title was walk, turn and wave. She shows Cedric how to do these and he follows along.
Sarah: You're a natural!
Topic Tree (Unrandomized)
10: Bridal Bonding
9: Mexican Mascots
8: When in China...
7: Could'a Fooled Me
6: Fan Club
5: Getting Old
4: Boozy Pastimes
3: Fill in the Blank
2: Fat and Happy
1: You Ain't All That
Topic Tree (Randomized)
9: Mexican Mascots
4: Boozy Pastimes
5: Getting Old
10: Bridal Bonding
2: Fat and Happy
8: When in China...
6: Fan Club
3: Fill in the Blank
7: Could'a Fooled Me
1: You Ain't All That
Question #1 - Level 1: You Ain't All That
Someone who is not only beautiful but has a host of other positive attributes is often described as being "all that and a bag of" what?
A: Sand B: Grapes
C: Leaves D: Chips
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $2,000
Bank: $2,000
Question #2 - Level 7: Could'a Fooled Me
Though they sang convincingly about being "born on the bayou," what band actually hails from a California town nearly 2,000 miles from Louisiana?
A: Steppenwolf B: Three Dog Night
C: Creedence Clearwater Revival D: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sarah says all of these bands are from before her time. She jumps the question.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $500
Bank: $2,000
Audience: Ohhhhhhh!
Sarah: I'm sorry!
Question #3 - Level 3: Fill in the Blank
To beef up attendance, many houses of religion use signs asking what is missing from "CH_CH" along with what answer?
A: I B B: A L
C: U R D: E Z
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $25,000
Bank: $27,000
Question #4 - Level 6: Fan Club
With 100,000 "likes" and counting, there's a special Facebook page for people who like "Dipping Your Wendy's French Fries in Your" what?
A: Lemonade B: Coffee
C: Frosty D: Iced Tea
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $1,000
Bank: $28,000
Question #5 - Level 8: When in China...
While some cities have "Chinatowns," China has what, complete with cobbled streets and Tudor architecture?
A: Galway Town B: Thames Town
C: Rio Town D: Naples Town
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $15,000
Bank: $43,000
-- Commercial Break --
Sarah got her love of trivia from her parents, who are rooting for her in the audience. Sarah's mother is a retired police officer.
Question #6 - Level 2: Fat and Happy
What animal, known to remain hanging from tree branches even after it dies, has a name that is a synonym for laziness?
A: Squirrel B: Panda
C: Sloth D: Koala
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $5,000
Bank: $48,000
Question #7 - Level 10: Bridal Bonding
A recent bachelorette party trend, "Boudoir Photography" has the bold bridal party posing how?
A: Dressed as men B: Doing shots
C: Hanging upside down D: Semi-nude
Sarah says that she's never done this, because it's something people in pageants shouldn't do.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $7,000
Bank: $55,000
Question #8 - Level 5: Getting Old
Targeting viewers 18-34 years old, in what year will MTV turn 35 and therefore be too old to watch itself?
A: 2016 B: 2020
C: 2024 D: 2028
Sarah doesn't know this and doesn't think the age of MTV is common knowledge, so she jumps the question.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $100
Bank: $55,000
Question #9 - Level 4: Boozy Pastimes
Named after a Tim Burton movie, what popular drinking game involves players duct taping large bottles of beer to their hands?
A: Alcohol in Wonderland B: Edward Fortyhands
C: Coors Bride D: The Nightmare Before Vomit
Sarah again makes it clear that she has never done this, adding that her mom was a D.A.R.E. officer.
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $10,000
Bank: $65,000
-- Commercial Break --
Question #10 - Level 9: Mexican Mascots
Which of these advertising mascots is known in Mexico by the name "Maestro Limpio"?
A: The Kool-Aid Man B: Mr. Clean
C: Jolly Green Giant D: Tony the Tiger
Sarah says she's terrible at Spanish, although she took it for three years, and she's pretty sure she knows that Maestro Limpio means
Spoiler
Answer/Value/Bank
Question Value: $3,000
Bank: $68,000
It's time to play Classic Millionaire!
$100,000
The front door of the original Playboy Mansion boasted a brass plaque with the Latin inscription, "Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare," which translates to what?
A: Clothing optional residence B: Bless those who enter here
C: If you don't swing, don't ring D: Use the back door
Answer
-- Commercial Break --
$250,000
One letter away from meaning something a little dirtier, what is the abnormal sensation that ants are crawling on your skin?
A: Obgasm B: Formication
C: Ereltion D: Pecile
Sarah has an idea, but she's not so sure as on the last question. She asks the audience.
ATA
Spoiler
Answer
-- The End of Game "Noise" --