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Transcript 09/03/2013 (first show) Kenneth Brooks

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:36 pm

Kenneth Brooks
Charlotte, NC
Chef



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Got a Light?
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Beliebe it or Not
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Same Difference
Fight Songs
Great Scott
At the UN Farm
Squeeze Check



Kenneth has been homeless for three years and was working his way through culinary school.
He heard of the show while taking a shower at a friend's house.
His friend Emma, a chef as well, is in the audience

Question 1 - Squeeze Check
Squeezing and sniffing the blossom end to check for softness and fragrance is one recommended way to pick out a good what?
A. Puppy B. Bicycle seat
C. Golf buddy D. Cantaloupe
Spoiler
Before answering, Kenneth commented on how strange it would be to squeeze the blossom end of a puppy.
Afterwards, Cedric said he would not want to golf with Kenneth if he would be squeezing and sniffing him.
Answer and value
D. Cantaloupe
Value: $2000
Bank: $2000
Question 2 - At the UN Farm
The animal that says "cocorico" in France, "chicchirichi" in Italy and "quiquriqui" in Spain, says what in America?
A. Ribbit ribbit B. Woof woof
C. Oink oink D. Cock-a-doodle-doo
JTQ 1
says he has no idea
Answer and value
D. Cock-a-doodle-doo ... it's a chicken
Value: $7000 jumped
Bank: $2000
Question 3 - Great Scott
In the movie "Back to the Future", the DeLorean's flux capacitor must generate 1.21 gigawatts, or how many watts, to time travel?
A. 1.21 thousand B. 1.21 million
C. 1.21 billion D. 1.21 trillion
ATA
A-22% B-32% C-25% D-21%
Spoiler
Kenneth was undecided between B and C and he decided to go with the audience.
Answer and value
C. 1.21 billion
Value: $not revealed
Bank: consolation $1000

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#2 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:16 pm

The first audience dursting of the season. :roll:
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#3 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:22 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:The first audience dursting of the season. :roll:
Must have been a New Jersey audience. :mrgreen:

In the computer age I'm surprised anyone doesn't know those prefixes.
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#4 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:01 pm

Charlotte homeless $1000. Sigh
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#5 Post by thejeopardyfan » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:01 pm

JTQ question 3.
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#6 Post by earendel » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:56 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Kenneth Brooks
Charlotte, NC
Chef
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question 3 - Great Scott
In the movie "Back to the Future", the DeLorean's flux capacitor must generate 1.21 gigawatts, or how many watts, to time travel?
A. 1.21 thousand B. 1.21 million
C. 1.21 billion D. 1.21 trillion
ATA
A-22% B-32% C-25% D-21%
Spoiler
Kenneth was undecided between B and C and he decided to go with the audience.
Answer and value
C. 1.21 billion
Value: $not revealed
Bank: consolation $1000
Gotta learn those metric prefixes.
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Re: Transcript 09/03/2013 (first show) Kenneth Brooks

#7 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:04 am

Question 1 - Squeeze Check
Squeezing and sniffing the blossom end to check for softness and fragrance is one recommended way to pick out a good what?
A. Puppy B. Bicycle seat
C. Golf buddy D. Cantaloupe
Spoiler
Before answering, Kenneth commented on how strange it would be to squeeze the blossom end of a puppy.
Afterwards, Cedric said he would not want to golf with Kenneth if he would be squeezing and sniffing him.
Answer and value
D. Cantaloupe
Value: $2000
Bank: $2000
Rocky Fords are in! Yum!
Question 2 - At the UN Farm
The animal that says "cocorico" in France, "chicchirichi" in Italy and "quiquriqui" in Spain, says what in America?
A. Ribbit ribbit B. Woof woof
C. Oink oink D. Cock-a-doodle-doo
JTQ 1
says he has no idea
Answer and value
D. Cock-a-doodle-doo ... it's a chicken
Value: $7000 jumped
Bank: $2000
I learned this one the night I spent in a little town in Costa Rica where, as my friend so charmingly put it, everyone in the group wanted to commit roostercide.
Question 3 - Great Scott
In the movie "Back to the Future", the DeLorean's flux capacitor must generate 1.21 gigawatts, or how many watts, to time travel?
A. 1.21 thousand B. 1.21 million
C. 1.21 billion D. 1.21 trillion
ATA
A-22% B-32% C-25% D-21%
Spoiler
Kenneth was undecided between B and C and he decided to go with the audience.
Answer and value
C. 1.21 billion
Value: $not revealed
Bank: consolation $1000
JTQ 1
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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