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March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#1 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:43 am

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Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin”
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood”
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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#2 Post by gsabc » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:16 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO?
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” RITA RUDNER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” PAUL REISER
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar” WILLIAM SHATNER (REALLY RON GOULART)
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DARN, CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE NAME.
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#3 Post by plasticene » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:24 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”: JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”: FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”: MADONNA?
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood”: BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood”: PAUL REISER?
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors): TOM AND DICK SMOTHERS?
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”: AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar”: WILLIAM SHATNER
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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#4 Post by Greyhound Dude » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:46 am

Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Fannie Flagg
3. “Enter Whining” Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Pass
5. “The English Roses” Pass
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Pass
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Tiki & Rhonde Barber
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” Willaim Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Terrell Owens
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

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#5 Post by mikehardware » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:58 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses” - Madonna?
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” - Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar” - William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#6 Post by fantine33 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:15 am

Spoiler
Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” - Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” - Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” - Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” - Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” - Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” - Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) - The charismatic Ronde Barber and his less charming brother Tiki
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” - Al Franken
11. “TekWar” - William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” - Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” - George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” - Terrell Eldorado Owens I might just be a sap, but TO's book made me cry.
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#7 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:31 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

7. “Fatherhood”
Bill Cosby

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

11. “TekWar”
William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
George Carlin
Doh! Edited to add the spoiler box.

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#8 Post by wintergreen48 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:47 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” = Jay Leno
3. “Enter Whining” = Ellen DeGeneres
7. “Fatherhood” = Bill Cosby
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” = that lying Al Franken
11. “TekWar” = William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” = Jeff Foxworthy
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” = George Carlin

Never read any of the books on the list; maybe I need to get out more...

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#9 Post by LookingForHumorPoints » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:05 am

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Fidel Castro
3. “Enter Whining” Bruce Tanstaafl
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Nina
5. “The English Roses” Merlin Olsen
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Skip the intern
7. “Fatherhood” Michael Jackson
8. “Couplehood” Mick Jagger and David Bowie
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Curley and Shemp Howard
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Roger Clemens
11. “TekWar” Bill Gates
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Andrew Dice Clay
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” Oral B. Roberts
14. “Catch This!” Bill Buckner
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Larry Craig

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Ollie North

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#10 Post by Catfish » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:27 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

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#11 Post by megaaddict » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:31 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno

11. “TekWar” William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin


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#12 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:49 am

Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. nope
3. Fran Drescher
4. Jamie Lee Curtis
5. Madonna
6. "Scooter" Libby
7. Bill Cosby
8. Paul Reiser
9. nope
10. Al Franken
11. nope
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Terrell Owens
15. Billy Crystal

BONUS

Hugh Laurie

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#13 Post by ladysoleil » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:27 am

Spoiler

Allrighty then.

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin”- WAG- Jay Leno?
5. “The English Roses”- Madonna
7. “Fatherhood”- Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood”-Paul Reiser?
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”- Al Franken
11. “TekWar”- William Shatner
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”- George Carlin?

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#14 Post by andrewjackson » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:28 am

Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. NOPE
3. NOPE
4. NOPE
5. NOPE
6. NOPE
7. Bill Cosby
8.Paul Reiser
9. NOPE
10. Al Franken
11. William Shatner
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Willie Mays
15. NOPE

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#15 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:08 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” wish it were Bill Cowher but it is Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” Billy Graham
3. “Enter Whining” Fran Dresher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Martha Stewart
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) The Eng Boys
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” Bill Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Jeff Fpxworthy
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Joe Gargiola
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

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“The Gun Seller” Charleton Heston

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#16 Post by ne1410s » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:56 am

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” -Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” -
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” --Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” --Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) --Tom and Dick
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” --Al Franken
11. “TekWar” --Billy Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”--George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” --Terrell Owen
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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that's it...
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#17 Post by nitrah55 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:24 pm

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” BILL COSBY
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar” WILLIAM SHATNER
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DREW CAREY
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

BONUS
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I am about 25% sure of this.

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#18 Post by starfish1113 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:18 pm

Spoiler
I know very few of these, so most of these are guesses.

1. Jay Leno
2. Jerry Falwell
3. Richard Lewis
4. Katie Couric
5. Sean Connery
6. Dan Quayle
7. Tim Russert
8. Joanne Woodward
9. Jeff and Beau Bridges
10. Al Franken
11. Steve Jobs
12. Larry the Cable Guy
13. George Carlin
14. Jerry Rice
15. Art Linkletter

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#19 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:20 pm

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining”
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Omorossa
7. “Fatherhood”
8. “Couplehood”
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer”
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You”

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The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#20 Post by tanstaafl2 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:13 pm

Yeesh. Could be ugly...
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.
Spoiler

1. “Leading with My Chin” Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” OJ Simpson
3. “Enter Whining” Hillary Clinton
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” Curious George
5. “The English Roses” No friggin clue
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) Trump's hairstylist
7. “Fatherhood” Bill Cosby
8. “Couplehood” Paul Reiser
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) Nope x 2
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” Al Franken
11. “TekWar” William Shatner
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” Drew Carey
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” Herpes Simplex
15. “I Already Know I Love You” Billy Crystal

BONUS
“The Gun Seller” Charlton Heston

Seems to be something of a theme to most of the ones I recognize...
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#21 Post by tanstaafl2 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:15 pm

LookingForHumorPoints wrote: 3. “Enter Whining” Bruce Tanstaafl
Damn! I shoulda thought of that.
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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#22 Post by jsuchard » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Spoiler
1. “Leading with My Chin”
Jay Leno

7. “Fatherhood”
Bill Cosby

10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them”
Al Franken

11. “TekWar”
William Shatner

13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”
George Carlin
* Either Arglebargle IV or someone else.

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#23 Post by mrkelley23 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:49 pm

Spoiler
1. Jay Leno
2. Michael Landon
3. Barbra Streisand
4. Jamie Lee Curtis
5. Ally Sheedy
6. Senator Webb
7. Bill Cosby
8. Paul Reiser
9. Joaquin Phoenix and Summer Phoenix
10. Al Franken
11. William Shatner
12. Drew Carey
13. George Carlin
14. Jose Canseco
15. Madonna
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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#24 Post by T_Bone0806 » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:38 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” JAY LENO
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven”
3. “Enter Whining” FRAN DRESCHER
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?”
5. “The English Roses”
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.)
7. “Fatherhood” BILL COSBY
8. “Couplehood” BILL COSBY AGAIN?
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” AL FRANKEN
11. “TekWar”
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” DREW CAREY
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” GEORGE CARLIN
14. “Catch This!”
15. “I Already Know I Love You” BILLY CRYSTAL

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Re: March 3 QoD -- "Celebrity Authors"

#25 Post by AnnieCamaro » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am

Spoiler
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:viewtopic.php?p=40443#40443

Many actors, comedians, athletes, and political figures have written books. Be they autobiographies, historical books, novels, or children’s literature, we’ve got some of those books here. I’ll give the title. You name the celebrity author (or authors on one of them).

Answers are due by Tuesday at 5 PM Eastern.

1. “Leading with My Chin” -- Mr. Jay Leno
2. “Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven” -- Miss Fannie Flagg
3. “Enter Whining” -- Miss Fran Drescher
4. “Where Do Balloons Go?” -- Miss Jamie Lee Curtis
5. “The English Roses” -- Miss Madonna
6. “The Apprentice” (Hint: It ain’t Trump.) --
7. “Fatherhood” --
8. “Couplehood” --
9. “By My Brother’s Side” (I need both co-authors) -- (I saw this on a tv show, but I can't remember the names. They like football.)
10. “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” -- Mr. Al Franken
11. “TekWar” --
12. “Dirty Jokes and Beer” --
13. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” -- Mr. George Carlin
14. “Catch This!” --
15. “I Already Know I Love You” -- Mr. Billy Crystal

BONUS
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