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#26 Post by ne1410s » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:58 am

Hey! I (hic!) don't remembeber that happening... (Hic!) and I wuzh shober that night too, sho I'd (hic, hic!) know.... (HIC!) BELCH!
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#27 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:11 am

Okay, I know wintergreen said be nice, but....

He was still alive? I thought he was long gone! I stink at DORA, as you can see....
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#28 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:17 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Okay, I know wintergreen said be nice, but....

He was still alive? I thought he was long gone! I stink at DORA, as you can see....
That's a nicer comment than what some have been making.
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#29 Post by DevilKitty100 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:40 pm

ghostjmf wrote:Marley says:
So you classify anyone who writes a novel with a sex scene in it as a pornographer?
If it has no, what was that phrase...yeah! "redeeming social value", yeah.
Child: I don't like Brussels sprouts.

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Child: Brussels sprouts are nasty, nasty, nasty.

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#30 Post by Appa23 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:42 pm

DevilKitty100 wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Marley says:
So you classify anyone who writes a novel with a sex scene in it as a pornographer?
If it has no, what was that phrase...yeah! "redeeming social value", yeah.
Child: I don't like Brussels sprouts.

Parent: How do you know you don't like Brussels sprouts? You've never had or even tried Brussels sprouts before.

Child: Brussels sprouts are nasty, nasty, nasty.

Parent: Aw, com'on, Jimmy. Just try the Brussels sprouts. Lots of people LOVE Brussels sprouts. You'll probably love Brussels sprouts, too, if you'll just try one. Sometimes it's nice to add butter, mayo, salt & pepper, or capers or other things to spice them up a bit, but Brussels sprouts are wonderful!

Child: Will you buy me a new PlayStation if I eat just ONE?

Parent: Sure, Jimmy. Try just one and mommy will get you a new PlayStation.

Jimmy (after eating one Brussels sprout): Wow, mommy those are GOOD! I want some more Brussels sprouts.
So, if I look at some pornography, you will buy me a Playstation, DK?
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#31 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:49 pm

Appa23 wrote:So, if I look at some pornography, you will buy me a Playstation, DK?
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
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#32 Post by DevilKitty100 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:50 pm

Appa23 wrote:
DevilKitty100 wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Marley says:
If it has no, what was that phrase...yeah! "redeeming social value", yeah.
Child: I don't like Brussels sprouts.

Parent: How do you know you don't like Brussels sprouts? You've never had or even tried Brussels sprouts before.

Child: Brussels sprouts are nasty, nasty, nasty.

Parent: Aw, com'on, Jimmy. Just try the Brussels sprouts. Lots of people LOVE Brussels sprouts. You'll probably love Brussels sprouts, too, if you'll just try one. Sometimes it's nice to add butter, mayo, salt & pepper, or capers or other things to spice them up a bit, but Brussels sprouts are wonderful!

Child: Will you buy me a new PlayStation if I eat just ONE?

Parent: Sure, Jimmy. Try just one and mommy will get you a new PlayStation.

Jimmy (after eating one Brussels sprout): Wow, mommy those are GOOD! I want some more Brussels sprouts.
So, if I look at some pornography, you will buy me a Playstation, DK?
<Larry>You are a naughty boy. Maybe even a nasty, nasty little boy,</lc>

No! You go to your room and read your PlayBOY's like normal little degenerates do.
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#33 Post by VAdame » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:26 pm

So, if I look at some pornography, you will buy me a Playstation, DK?
No, but I think she'll give you some Brussels Sprouts! (Keith's favorite veggie, BTW) :lol:

If I feed him some Brussels Sprouts, will he buy me some pornography?
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#34 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:35 pm

Appa23 wrote:
ne1410s wrote:
it was Margaret Thatcher, and the next few years saw Dick Cheney and George Will as guest speakers. Can you guess the political persuasion of Ms. Dietrich?]
My alma mater has had, as commencement speakers the past few years, President WJC, Stephen Colbert, Sen. Barack Obama, and this years will be Madeleine Albright.

I think our respective speakers will cancel each others votes...
I wonder what kind of speech Obama gave.

That same Freshman year, Dan Quayle was the commencement speaker. (He was a relative of Bishop Quayle, who had been a major donor / bigwig for Baker University) Quayle gave a very bland speech. Imagine my surprise when he was the VP choice of Bush.

Later, in law school, Clarence Thomas came to give a speech at Creighton (where he wife had graduated). It was before his confirmation hearing, and he was under very strict orders to not discuss anything that could be controversial in the least part. Again, not a very intersting speech.

(I can imagine, becuause of that connection, the CBS nihgtly news had an affilaite interview Creighton law students during the Thomas-Hill hearings.)
I didn't go to a very prestigious college. Our Commencement speaker was the guy who mowed the lawns of Fred "Rerun" Berry from "What's Happening".
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#35 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:48 pm

I wonder what Mr Buckley would say if he read the turns his RIP post has taken.
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#36 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:03 pm

wonder what Mr Buckley would say if he read the turns his RIP post has taken.
He'd probably wished he eaten more Brussel sprouts and less caviar.
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#37 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:03 pm

peacock2121 wrote:I wonder what Mr Buckley would say if he read the turns his RIP post has taken.
Probably something I couldn't understand without a dictionary.
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