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Andy Rooney

#1 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:00 am

is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

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Re: Andy Rooney

#2 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:21 am

peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....

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Re: Andy Rooney

#3 Post by BackInTex » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:37 am

NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....
That there is funny, to me.
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Re: Andy Rooney

#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:52 am

I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.

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Re: Andy Rooney

#5 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:35 am

BackInTex wrote:
NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:is leaving 60 Minutes.

I will miss those eyebrows.

that is just about all

I'll just miss your mustache....
That there is funny, to me.
It was to me as well.

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Re: Andy Rooney

#6 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:35 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.

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Re: Andy Rooney

#7 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:41 am

peacock2121 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
Well, then

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Re: Andy Rooney

#8 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:44 am

Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'll miss him. Andy is a hero to all of us curmudgeons!

But I think anyone has a right to retire at the age of 92.
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

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Re: Andy Rooney

#9 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:28 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?
None!

But I guess you can use it for orange zest too.
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Re: Andy Rooney

#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:42 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
About 20 years too late for my taste.
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

Depends how many lemons ya got.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: Andy Rooney

#11 Post by Estonut » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:26 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:How many lemon zesters does one person need?
Depends how many lemons ya got.
And how zesty you want 'em...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Re: Andy Rooney

#12 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:31 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
You're too kind. 30 years too late for my taste. I've wanted to take a dictionary to his head forever.

"Whhhhyeeeee do I have all these buttons in my drawer? I don't neeed all these buttons. But I have them. I just can't seem to stop collecting them. There's a blue one and a red one and a yellow one..."

BLESS YOUR HEART, DIPSHIT.
LOL

The stuff in his kitchen drawer was even worse.

How many lemon zesters does one person need?

Depends how many lemons ya got.
When life gives you lemons, zest them?
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Re: Andy Rooney

#13 Post by elwoodblues » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:44 pm

See my signature line.

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Re: Andy Rooney

#14 Post by tanstaafl2 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:00 am

elwoodblues wrote:See my signature line.
More importantly, if life gives you melons....
Spoiler
You've got dyslexia.
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Re: Andy Rooney

#15 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:13 am

tanstaafl2 wrote:
elwoodblues wrote:See my signature line.
More importantly, if life gives you melons....
Spoiler
You've got dyslexia.
Beats the hell out of listeria... :P
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