1. "Weird Al" Yankovic's (Michael Jackson) parody "Fat"
2. Dire Straits "Money for Nothing" (had hopes it would be a Weird Al theme, one that I'd come close to acing... then again Weird Al would have posted it!)
5. Nine Inch Nails "Closer"
a couple others look familiar but I cannot pull.
Kroxquo Bonus: Green Day "American Idiot" (one that Weird Al parodied for our friends north of the border)
Black-Eyed Peas bonus: one I actually know instead of a blind guess like yesterday. "Let's Get Retarded!"
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows Fat Pig Slob Loser Sweater by Excretions
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire I've Gotchur GLAAD Rightchere by Jerry Falwell
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head Drink Some More Because You'll Gag and Mess Up the Sheets by Restylane Lips
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you Arf Arf Arf by Snookie and the Doggies
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside Fuck That Shit and No Thanks for the Dead Flowers by the Creepy Fuckers
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along I'm Joining GLAAD Rightchere by Jerry Falwell and His Codpieces
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye Punk Brat by Future Fucker
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing Idiot Dumbass by AA is Calling
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong? Your Member Smells Rank by Please, You're Kidding
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice Tina Tuna by Drain the Can First
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!" Rinse that Sucker Off by Elin and the Prenups
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair You Have Short Hairy Fingers by I Can Do Better
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
Highly Offended wrote:I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....
I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....
These were songs???? Gawd, on what planet?
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
Two of a Kind, Workin' on a Full House - Garth Brooks
"she's my honeycomb and I'm her sugar cane.
We really fit together, if you know what I mean"
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
Highly Offended wrote:I never cease to be appalled by some of the outright offensive and vulgar things out there in the world today. Why can't we all live in a nice mamby pamby politically correct world where everyone takes great pains to ensure that nobody gets offended by their words or actions? Instead I have to put up daily with people who are downright intolerant of my views and feelings. And don't get me started on those so called "adult film stars".....
I was quite happy that LB made up for some of his past injustices to good taste by allowing me to host a Wacky Wednesday game for him..... but then I looked at the game and damn near became permanently dead! By the grace of some unnamed indeterminate deity you may or may not believe in, I survived my ordeal.... but unfortunately, so did this game. I warn you, the lyrics and song titles you're about to see are not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.... which should be all of you ignorant juicebags and jackwagons out there.......
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and no points for political correctness.....
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Super Man goes Wild
by The 7 Dwarfs
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
People get away with this stuff?
I love Money!
by RuPaul
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Good Lord!
Charlie Sheen Gone Wild
by Heidi Fleiss
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
Take that, Oskana!
by Mel Gibson
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
These lyrics are quite disturbing!
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
Out of Sync
by Lance Bass
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
This is so disgusting, I have no "joke answer"!
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
Good bye Elin
by Tiger Woods
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
Will you be my Friend
by Mark Zuckerberg or whatever his name is
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
I dunno the name but I want points cause my kids listened to this song years ago
and it said something about liking big butts. Give me credit, LB!!! 11 points!
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
Silly Ho - TLC
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
Real Men - Tori Amos
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch is Back - Elton John
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry
His only #1.......
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton
YAY!!!!!1
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
I feel I should know this, but Tina Got a Big Ole Butt keeps going through my head and I'm fairly certain this ain't LL Cool J....ha!
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
You Actually Put Your Dick In That? - Elin's Lament
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
Fuck You - Cee Lo Green
Haha, putting this last didn't fool me! I've been waiting for this year's dirty game since the LSWE started, because I knew you were going to use this. I should get at least a Supermax for introducing you to this song......
PS Green has recently supplanted Pink in Mary Jean's CD slot.....
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
So Hott - Kid Rock - "I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again"
Haha, fooled you again! I bet you would have wagered John Mellencamp's farm that I was going to krox Fuckin' Perfect.......(although I was tempted to krox that Baby Baby song by Justin Fucking Bieber)
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
Let's Get Retarded
If I recall, I'm the one that informed you of this fact. Double Supermax for me today!! Fuck, yeah!
smilergrogan wrote:
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice ?, Frank Sinatra
An early candidate for the SHR Award. Might have been a shoo in had you provided a title......
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Fat - Weird Al
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you
Wrong Guy - Butthole Surfers
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
Closer - NIN
(Once 3 co-workers and I were driving someplace for lunch, when this song came on the (dumbass) driver's CD player. He said he wanted to dedicate the song to Tammy, the one female among us. I was sitting shotgun, so I gave him a look and pressed "skip." He asked why I did that, so I told him to think about what the lyrics were. He said he didn't know the lyrics, but liked the song a lot. I don't know how one could miss the couplet snipped above...)
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along
Real Men - Joe Jackson
(Yay! for JJ, but what an obscure song to represent him by...)
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye
The Bitch is Back - Elton John
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johnny, Are You Queer? - Josie Cotton
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice
Why I Punched Him Out - Ike Turner
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!"
493rd Joke Answer - Tiger & Elin
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
Fuck You - Cee-Lo Green
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
H-A-T-R-E-D - Tonio K.
"Oh, yes I wish I was as mellow
As for instance Jackson Browne,
But "Fountain of Sorrow" my ass, motherfucker,
I hope you wind up in the ground."
(One of my favorite pissed-off songs of all time. It starts up like some kind of folk song and then builds to rage)
Why, here it is...
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song)
I believe the version released in Malawi was called "Which Inmate Farted?"
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
I wish I could remember who did this one from my childhood. I think it was on one of those little Golden Records.
...
When I grow up, I'm going to be a mother
and try to be a mother just like mine
I'll have a son, just like my baby brother
and he can be a fireman
he can be a mailman
and that will be just fine
MarleysGh0st wrote:Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that has a title or lyrics that might be considered politicially incorrect or offensive.
Young Ned of the Hill - The Fenians
You didn't ask us to quote the offensive lyric involving a former leader of England, so you'll just have to look it up.
Estonut wrote:5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
Closer - NIN
(Once 3 co-workers and I were driving someplace for lunch, when this song came on the (dumbass) driver's CD player. He said he wanted to dedicate the song to Tammy, the one female among us. I was sitting shotgun, so I gave him a look and pressed "skip." He asked why I did that, so I told him to think about what the lyrics were. He said he didn't know the lyrics, but liked the song a lot. I don't know how one could miss the couplet snipped above...)
He probably meant to play "Head Like a Hole"
Estonut wrote:It starts up like some kind of folk song and then builds to rage)
Builds? More like abruptly shifts. It reminded me of that song Adam Sandler wrote in the Wedding Singer.
Haha, fooled you again! I bet you would have wagered John Mellencamp's farm that I was going to krox Fuckin' Perfect.......(although I was tempted to krox that Baby Baby song by Justin Fucking Bieber)
I figured he'd expect me to put Fashion Nugget by Cake, so I went for the Pink!
Estonut wrote:It starts up like some kind of folk song and then builds to rage)
Builds? More like abruptly shifts. It reminded me of that song Adam Sandler wrote in the Wedding Singer.
Spoiler
Oopsie, you're right! I just listened to it again for the first time in a long, long time. I mis-remembered it as being more of a slow build to the boiling point. He just does the German count and then lets it rip...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
Estonut wrote:It starts up like some kind of folk song and then builds to rage)
Builds? More like abruptly shifts. It reminded me of that song Adam Sandler wrote in the Wedding Singer.
Spoiler
Oopsie, you're right! I just listened to it again for the first time in a long, long time. I mis-remembered it as being more of a slow build to the boiling point. He just does the German count and then lets it rip...
That's a much smarter way to quote stuff. I bet marley has no idea I was talking to him in my other one.
thanks for that link. I'd never heard the Pogues version of that song...and they get the credit for that version! I've got two of their albums, but they've got too much punk in their music for my tastes, so they're not really a favorite of mine.
Haha, fooled you again! I bet you would have wagered John Mellencamp's farm that I was going to krox Fuckin' Perfect.......(although I was tempted to krox that Baby Baby song by Justin Fucking Bieber)
I figured he'd expect me to put Fashion Nugget by Cake, so I went for the Pink!
Did you finally get the CD? I was wrong, they did release it as a single with some lyrics exchanges. I'm disappointed in it. I suppose if I'd heard the cleaned up version first I would have thought it was fine, but it's much less visceral and I think that dilutes the message.
This is a game that has been percolating in my head for a couple years now on the heels of my infamous Kitty Sandwich game in 2008, but everything finally came together to go with it this year. What fascinates (and also discourages) me the most about the theme of this game is that in the 6 decades that make up the rock era, we have gone from ultra conservative no-fun allowed censorship to mamby pamby politcially correct liberal censorship on the airwaves... with a brief window in between pretty much consisting of the 1970's and 1980's where just about anything went. Some of these songs below were quite popular and not even the least bit controversial when they first came out.....
1. Well, I never used a phone booth
And I never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows Fat - Weird Al Yankovic (Back in the day when you could call someone a lard-ass and not get looked at like you were the anti-christ....)
2. See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire Money for Nothing - Dire Straits (One of the most iconic music videos in the history of music videos, and a song that ranks up there with the best remembered of all 80's anthems.... and nobody thought anything of this second verse until a decade or so ago. Almost every version I hear of this song now, including the damn video when it airs on a video channel, have this verse cut from it....)
3. Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head Take a Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed (We had a daring station a few years ago that would play the unedited version of this song. Alas, my station will not....)
4. If you really wanna find
Someone to get some behind
I ain't the one for you Silly Ho - TLC
5. I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside Closer - Nine Inch Nails (Wow, I had no idea this song was so popular! I was only introduced to it this past year on my new favorite Music Choice channel which plays a lot of 80's and 90's alternative....)
6. You don't want to sound dumb, don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along Real Men - Joe Jackson (This used to get a ton of airplay back in the early days of VH1-Classic when all they ever did was play music videos...)
7. I was justified when I was five
Raisin' cane
I spit in your eye The Bitch Is Back - Elton John (Gotta love the "bitch" trendsetters of the 70's....)
8. Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing My Ding a Ling - Chuck Berry (Chuck is a legend here in St. Louis... we even forgave him for peeping into the ladies bathrooms at his restaurant. Yet I haven't heard this song in over 20 years, back when oldies radio was first gaining a foothold in the late 80's. It isn't classic Chuck, but it's a great song in the vein of Big Balls and Big Ten Inch....)
9. I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong? Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton (Another song you couldn't get away with today, although it's a bit of a different playing field for the more underground artists....)
10. Did you hear the one about Tina?
Some say she's much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tastin' her juice Rumors - Timex Social Club (One of the biggest songs of 1986.... and look at these lyrics! This song seems to have dropped off the radio (at least around here) probably largely on the strength of its racy second verse....)
11. He learned to play golf
And he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no nigger no more!" You Are What You Is - Frank Zappa (I was first introduced to this video via Beavis & Butthead, and saw it once or twice in its entirety on VH1C. The song deals with staying true to what you are. The first verse deals with Vanilla Ice (long before he ever hit the scene) and Poser Fleaballs (long before he became temporarily permanently dead). The second verse deals with a black working his way up into white society by stripping himself of his identity. This is the closing snippet of that verse....)
12. Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an X-Box and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair Fuck You - Cee-lo Green (I didn't penalize you if you gave me the calmed down "Forget You" version.... but this song's emergence, along with my creation of the Highly Offended MM, are what finally got this game out of the notebook and onto the Bored. And maybe one of these days, this will be my ringtone on Fanny's phone......)
5 Point Bonus: What was the original title of The Black Eyed Peas 2004 hit single "Let's Get It Started"? (If you Kroxed this, better go back and pick a new song) - Let's Get Retarded (I'm not sure where I first heard this (but it was before you came back to the Bored Fanny, so no go on the credit there), but it seemed to fit almost too perfectly with the lyrics to be true. I don't think I believed it myself until I actually picked up a BEP CD at Mecca and saw it listed as a track.....)
Points to follow (If not tonight or tomorrow, hopefully over the weekend...)
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I don't think any stations here have edited "Money for Nothing". And back in the 90's, the local rock station was even daring enough to play "Closer" unedited in the wee hours.
The JJC points were handed out like candy in this game, between me needing a laugh and my unapologetic ability to laugh at insensitive humor..... you guys really cracked me up!
JJC Points:
smiler gets a supermax for putting Frank Sinatra on Rumors....
starfish gets 2 JJC points for having the same memories of My Ding a Ling as I did (although I understood the "other" meaning behind the song... I was just naive enough at the time to not realize it was intentionally done that way....)
Weasel gets 3 JJC points for there being a song called Rock & Roll Nigger, and for Dick in a Box, which I just learned of in chat a couple weeks ago, and it even helped me get a Dick in a Box joke at work last week....
vandal gets 3 JJC points for Pat Summerall and for calling the Peas talentless shitholes...
mA gets 2 JJC points for Throw the Jew Down the Well.....
TBone gets 2 JJC points for being one of the few to go for OJ instead of Tiger on #11....
frank gets a supermax for the lost lyrics and for wife beating on Broadway.....
TLITF gets 3 JJC points for Ben....
Saucy gets 2 JJC points for being too offended to play....
uly gets 3 JJC points for the fart joke....
mini gets 3 JJC points for carpet munchin', and for Otto getting bent out of shape....
BiT gets 2 JJC points for Eye of the Tiger....
Panic gets 2 JJC points for Chuck Berry's wild and crazy pastime when he isn't spying in the ladies room....
Krox gets a JJC point for Spinal Tap....
elwood gets a supermax for Charlie Sheen's answering machine....
Search gets a supermax for picking out the Amy Grant song, and the Joe Walsh song....
melly gets 2 JJC points for more classic Broadway....
Sprots gets a JJC point for her pathutrid perseverance....
Beebs should be GLAAD to get a supermax....
DK gets 2 JJC points for joining geoffil's cause to kill all the lawyers....
Kiki gets a supermax for somehow surviving this game....
Fanny gets 3 JJC points for introducing me to Fuck You and for always going with Tori Amos....
Esto gets a supermax for his Krox and a tad of presciency.....
Points:
smiler 8+5
starfish 18+2
Weasel 15+3
vettech 19
vandal 12+3
mA 10+2
TBone 23+2
frank 12+5
TLITF 25+3
Saucy 0+2
mntetn 5
uly 10+3
mini 19+3
BiT 6+2
Panic 11+2
Hottie 8
Krox 8+1
elwood 12+5
Search 8+5
Bob 4
melly 17+2
Sprots 10+1
Snaxx 13
Beebs 0+5
DK 2+2
Kiki 0+5
Fanny 27+3
Esto 20+5
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