The 2010 ES Avatar Countdown!

[MarleysGh0st]

Just a quick note about the temporary new avatar -- that's Joey, Casey's sleepover friend for the next week while MatiasMom and Dad are in Phoenix. She's a real doll, but Casey is NOT happy with the arrangement.

Sounds like Casey isn't the one who asked if a "friend" could sleep over.

[FannytheBull]

LOL.... shades of last year when "Plasma Partner" only finished 5th......

I'll stand by my top four, but we'll see how everyone else feels after they're revealed.....

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Just "Plasma Partner" would have only been top 10 material at best. But "Hiya, Plasma Partner" was a definite #1........

#1 for awfulness and horribleness.

BLEAGGGHHHHHH!!!

"The horribleness and awfulness of it will never actually be forgotten...."

[SportsFan68]

Just a quick note about the temporary new avatar -- that's Joey, Casey's sleepover friend for the next week while MatiasMom and Dad are in Phoenix. She's a real doll, but Casey is NOT happy with the arrangement.

Sounds like Casey isn't the one who asked if a "friend" could sleep over.

Nope, she likes being MissPrincessTopDoggie 24-7.

[littlebeast13]

Matias McCool - check!

We can't already be in the top 5, there are still 12 left on my list that you haven't gotten to yet! However, 4 of my top 5 are still in play.....

I can't wait to see the rest of the Fanny list, but I would be surprised if any of the remaining four were not in your Top 20.....

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[FannytheBull]

Matias McCool - check!

We can't already be in the top 5, there are still 12 left on my list that you haven't gotten to yet! However, 4 of my top 5 are still in play.....

I can't wait to see the rest of the Fanny list, but I would be surprised if any of the remaining four were not in your Top 20.....

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One wouldn't think so, but I seem to have differing opinions than yours. License to Scritch not even in the Top 20? What the french??????

[littlebeast13]

#4: "Crawlspace Fanny"

Debuted: 7/16/10




gsabc asked why a contractor he had working on his bathroom was giving him problems about putting a completion date in their contract, and that opened the door for Fanny to post her toilet advice, which brought up what she loved and didn't love about her old bungalow, the minus side of which was perfectly depicted in this avatar. Crawlspace Fanny is this year's "Hiya, Plasma Partner", storming into the Top 5 of the countdown on the strength of audience reaction alone. I admit, I do like it... I mean, how can you not like seeing Fanny get down and dirty trying to light a pilot light? But on my own, it would have just rated an honourable. Incidentally, the same post that spawned Crawlspace Fanny also gave us the wonderful cinderblock analogy regarding how crummy new toilets are.... which could have led to a Cinderblock Fanny avatar had Fanny herself not already provided her own recycled avatar for that occasion....

[MarleysGh0st]

Crawlspace Fanny will win!

Sorry, Sprots.

I don't know which avatars are left in the running, but I'm sure there must be one more featuring Matias to root for!

[christie1111]

#4: "Crawlspace Fanny"

Debuted: 7/16/10




gsabc asked why a contractor he had working on his bathroom was giving him problems about putting a completion date in their contract, and that opened the door for Fanny to post her toilet advice, which brought up what she loved and didn't love about her old bungalow, the minus side of which was perfectly depicted in this avatar. Crawlspace Fanny is this year's "Hiya, Plasma Partner", storming into the Top 5 of the countdown on the strength of audience reaction alone. I admit, I do like it... I mean, how can you not like seeing Fanny get down and dirty trying to light a pilot light? But on my own, it would have just rated an honourable. Incidentally, the same post that spawned Crawlspace Fanny also gave us the wonderful cinderblock analogy regarding how crummy new toilets are.... which could have led to a Cinderblock Fanny avatar had Fanny herself not already provided her own recycled avatar for that occasion....

Sprots is going to be VERY dissappointed.

[FannytheBull]

What. Ever.......

[littlebeast13]

Now Cinderblock Fanny would be a contendah, if it were an ES avatar........

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[FannytheBull]

Now Cinderblock Fanny would be a contendah, if it were an ES avatar........

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Yeah, if for no other reason, Crawlspace Fanny should be #1, just due to saving us all from the #2......

[littlebeast13]

Now Cinderblock Fanny would be a contendah, if it were an ES avatar........

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Yeah, if for no other reason, Crawlspace Fanny should be #1, just due to saving us all from the #2......

Hey, if this were T&T, Crawlspace Fanny would still get to come up on stage and get a kickass trophy.....

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[FannytheBull]

Now Cinderblock Fanny would be a contendah, if it were an ES avatar........

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Yeah, if for no other reason, Crawlspace Fanny should be #1, just due to saving us all from the #2......

Hey, if this were T&T, Crawlspace Fanny would still get to come up on stage and get a kickass trophy.....

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Yeah, but it would be no dice on the paper plate with a fan of Georges glued to it.....

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!! I love ya, tomorrow!!!!1

[littlebeast13]

Yeah, if for no other reason, Crawlspace Fanny should be #1, just due to saving us all from the #2......

Hey, if this were T&T, Crawlspace Fanny would still get to come up on stage and get a kickass trophy.....

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Yeah, but it would be no dice on the paper plate with a fan of Georges glued to it.....

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!! I love ya, tomorrow!!!!1

Don't swing that plate around too hard, or you'll make it rain......

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[FannytheBull]

Hey, if this were T&T, Crawlspace Fanny would still get to come up on stage and get a kickass trophy.....

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Yeah, but it would be no dice on the paper plate with a fan of Georges glued to it.....

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!! I love ya, tomorrow!!!!1

Don't swing that plate around too hard, or you'll make it rain......

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T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

[littlebeast13]

Yeah, but it would be no dice on the paper plate with a fan of Georges glued to it.....

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!!! I love ya, tomorrow!!!!1

Don't swing that plate around too hard, or you'll make it rain......

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T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

Now Bob will demand that the girls actually get paid for their performances instead of just having their moms blow the money on booze and the all you can eat buffet.....

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[silvercamaro]

T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

This sentence is a masterpiece. Oscar Wilde, Samuel Clemens, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Levant are in literary heaven arm-wrestling for the right to claim one of them thought of it first.

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

This sentence is a masterpiece. Oscar Wilde, Samuel Clemens, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Levant are in literary heaven arm-wrestling for the right to claim one of them thought of it first.

I concur, this a classic of the Bored Experience

[a1mamacat]

Poor Sprots.

puts up with all the moonstruck efforts of ES to win her heart, and she doesn't get to have her pick as #1.

[SportsFan68]

Poor Sprots.

puts up with all the moonstruck efforts of ES to win her heart, and she doesn't get to have her pick as #1.

That's right! All the times I haven't used nuclear weaponry on some mangy rodent, and I get NO reward!

Hmph!

[littlebeast13]

Poor Sprots.

puts up with all the moonstruck efforts of ES to win her heart, and she doesn't get to have her pick as #1.

She can't always get what she wants.....

But ES makes sure she gets what she needs.....

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[FannytheBull]

T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

This sentence is a masterpiece. Oscar Wilde, Samuel Clemens, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Levant are in literary heaven arm-wrestling for the right to claim one of them thought of it first.

My money is on one of the Oscars.

(Sorry, H.L., but you would know better than anyone that the world is full of kopykats....)

[Samuel Clemens]

T&T is the training wheels on the bicycle of ecdysiasm......

This sentence is a masterpiece. Oscar Wilde, Samuel Clemens, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Levant are in literary heaven arm-wrestling for the right to claim one of them thought of it first.

My money is on one of the Oscars.

(Sorry, H.L., but you would know better than anyone that the world is full of kopykats....)

Hmph!!!

Let the intercrural bastards have it.....

[FannytheBull]

This sentence is a masterpiece. Oscar Wilde, Samuel Clemens, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Levant are in literary heaven arm-wrestling for the right to claim one of them thought of it first.

My money is on one of the Oscars.

(Sorry, H.L., but you would know better than anyone that the world is full of kopykats....)

Hmph!!!

Let the intercrural bastards have it.....

Sorry, Sam, you were never a fave....honourable mention maybe, but definitely not top 5 material.

PS OMG, did I ever tell you about the intercrural story, or is it just a crazy coincidence that you just casually whipped that out? Since how many people even know what that means in the first place...... (I'm sure those odds will have increased considerably in the next 24 hours.....ha!)

[littlebeast13]

My money is on one of the Oscars.

(Sorry, H.L., but you would know better than anyone that the world is full of kopykats....)

Hmph!!!

Let the intercrural bastards have it.....

Sorry, Sam, you were never a fave....honourable mention maybe, but definitely not top 5 material.

PS OMG, did I ever tell you about the intercrural story, or is it just a crazy coincidence that you just casually whipped that out? Since how many people even know what that means in the first place...... (I'm sure those odds will have increased considerably in the next 24 hours.....ha!)

That was part of our Dead Poets Society chat last New Years Eve. I've just been waiting for the chance to whip that word back out on ya......

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