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RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#1 Post by Ody » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:25 am

LB didn't bother to close the computer room door before he went to bed since we were both sound asleep in it at the time, so we... I mean Spaz had unfettered access to all the good stuff. I watched while the monster grabbed the charger out of the cubbyhole on the computer desk and proceeded to chew it into two.... then three.... then four.... then five..... I think LB found six pieces scattered throughout the house when he woke up. That's assuming none got pushed under the couch or the icebox......

Now because of what he did, we can't have our can of Friskies this morning! This is unfair, and I am appealing to all our assorted mothers and aunties on the Bored to make LB reconsider. This is cruel and inhuman.....

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#2 Post by Spilly » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:31 am

DooDooDooDoo-DaDoo!!!!!

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#3 Post by Dumbellina » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:52 am

So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........
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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:55 am

Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#5 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:58 am

So you must not turn your cell phone on much? My batteries will need recharging every week or so, even though I rarely have a call on it.

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:00 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:So you must not turn your cell phone on much? My batteries will need recharging every week or so, even though I rarely have a call on it.
I hardly ever turn it on at all. If I hadn't had my nephew along with me at the ballgame Wednesday, and had it on just in case we got separated and he needed to call me, it would be 100% charged now. It is still showing all the bars though....

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#7 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:01 am

I turn mine one maybe three times a week, but I keep it fully charged, just in case. Last time I went to WDW with just my s-i-l and Erin, my s-i-l had almost a dead battery and no charger. It is SO ANNOYING if you're trying to meet up with someone and they can only turn their phone on for a few seconds every couple of hours....
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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#8 Post by Ponderosa » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:25 am

Bring your mom here to lunch today! The more the merrier! Have her bring you a new charger and rag on her Rustang Love...
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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:27 am

Ponderosa wrote:Bring your mom here to lunch today! The more the merrier! Have her bring you a new charger and rag on her Rustang Love...

Sorry, but she's at work. She only gets every third Friday off....

The Rustang is safe for another couple weeks.....

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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:42 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#11 Post by Vague Mini » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:43 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Ponderosa wrote:Bring your mom here to lunch today! The more the merrier! Have her bring you a new charger and rag on her Rustang Love...

Sorry, but she's at work. She only gets every third Friday off....

The Rustang is safe for another couple weeks.....

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I hope she had a good "breffast" then...

(I love how Erin says "breffast" instead of "breakfast," but she's been reading a book with the word in it so she's learning how to say it correctly. :( )
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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#12 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:43 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13

I think the evilcats need a creative outlet for their pent up energy. Can they draw?

No, but they have an interesting cat poop fresco on the walls in the litterbox room.....

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#13 Post by Convict #26 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:48 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13

I think the evilcats need a creative outlet for their pent up energy. Can they draw?

No, but they have an interesting cat poop fresco on the walls in the litterbox room.....

lb13

I warned you, dude....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4130&p=41926#p41926
I didn't do it.

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#14 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:02 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13

I think the evilcats need a creative outlet for their pent up energy. Can they draw?

They UNcreate.....

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#15 Post by christie1111 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:02 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

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Re: RIP LB's Cell Phone Charger

#16 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:04 am

Convict #26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:

I think the evilcats need a creative outlet for their pent up energy. Can they draw?

No, but they have an interesting cat poop fresco on the walls in the litterbox room.....

lb13

I warned you, dude....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4130&p=41926#p41926

I'm going to put them up for sale to the highest bidder right now......

Or the lowest bidder..... or whoever I can unsuspectingly sneak them onto.......

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#17 Post by FannytheBull » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:13 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13
You know, since I left my free crappy Nokia on Mary Jean's roof rack around 2003 and I never throw anything away, I might still have the charger and all the accessories. I'll need to look on the closet shelf aka The Valley of the Outdated Electronics (anybody need a Ditto machine?). I might have sold it on ebay, but I'll check.

On the other hand, if you haven't gotten a phone in that long, you should be eligible for an upgrade and can get one of their free phones that are miles fancier than your current free phone.

On the third hand, I can send you the phone that I had with T-Mobile that I got in 2006, so it's ultra modern to you!
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#18 Post by FannytheBull » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:16 am

Vague Mini wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Ponderosa wrote:Bring your mom here to lunch today! The more the merrier! Have her bring you a new charger and rag on her Rustang Love...

Sorry, but she's at work. She only gets every third Friday off....

The Rustang is safe for another couple weeks.....

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I hope she had a good "breffast" then...

(I love how Erin says "breffast" instead of "breakfast," but she's been reading a book with the word in it so she's learning how to say it correctly. :( )
You mean that's not the way it's supposed to be pronounced?
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#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:18 am

FannytheBull wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........

It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13
You know, since I left my free crappy Nokia on Mary Jean's roof rack around 2003 and I never throw anything away, I might still have the charger and all the accessories. I'll need to look on the closet shelf aka The Valley of the Outdated Electronics (anybody need a Ditto machine?). I might have sold it on ebay, but I'll check.

On the other hand, if you haven't gotten a phone in that long, you should be eligible for an upgrade and can get one of their free phones that are miles fancier than your current free phone.

On the third hand, I can send you the phone that I had with T-Mobile that I got in 2006, so it's ultra modern to you!

This one is also from 2006. It was around just long enough to still have the Cingular logo emblazoned on it.....

I have no reason to upgrade to anything. I rarely ever use it or carry it. I do not want one of those damn handheld computer screens people carry around with them nowadays......

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#20 Post by FannytheBull » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:19 am

Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........
For the several years that I had to buy canned food (because Chloe had a hard time chewing dry and of course the other two hogs at the trough would eat all her canned food if they didn't have any of their own), those damned cats were SO picky. It HAD to be Friskies (or those little green cans of Fancy Feast, not the regular) and it HAD to be Shredded. And of course the big ol' economy boxes were always pate and meaty. I could very occasionally slip a sliced in on them, but that was a crapshoot........

Now that they're back on the dry, I bet they'd eat anything out of a can and be grateful! (Who am I kidding, they'd turn up their nose at it unless it was Friskies Shredded.....)
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#21 Post by FannytheBull » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:20 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
FannytheBull wrote:
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It's an outdated Nokia, and according to my Mom (who I apparently called this morning to give a good laugh to, since that's what she did), she thinks she has a spare charger or two for it. Not that I really need one since it was fully charged recently and I may have to actually charge my phone just a couple times a year (That is not a typo), but it pisses me off to know my cats are evil......

lb13
You know, since I left my free crappy Nokia on Mary Jean's roof rack around 2003 and I never throw anything away, I might still have the charger and all the accessories. I'll need to look on the closet shelf aka The Valley of the Outdated Electronics (anybody need a Ditto machine?). I might have sold it on ebay, but I'll check.

On the other hand, if you haven't gotten a phone in that long, you should be eligible for an upgrade and can get one of their free phones that are miles fancier than your current free phone.

On the third hand, I can send you the phone that I had with T-Mobile that I got in 2006, so it's ultra modern to you!

This one is also from 2006. It was around just long enough to still have the Cingular logo emblazoned on it.....

I have no reason to upgrade to anything. I rarely ever use it or carry it. I do not want one of those damn handheld computer screens people carry around with them nowadays......

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Reason Number One to upgrade is that you need a phone with a charger. Don't worry, the free ones are still low tech pieces of shit......
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#22 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:21 am

FannytheBull wrote:
Dumbellina wrote:So you get punished for Spazzo's crime? I'll share my Friskies with you! I only get the sliced/shredded kind, too--not the dense crud they've relabled "pate" in some brands.

Dad changed phone brands, so mom now has three or four chargers (dad forgets to bring one on a trip and buys a new one a lot.) I don't suppose beast's phone is a Sony Ericsson?........
For the several years that I had to buy canned food (because Chloe had a hard time chewing dry and of course the other two hogs at the trough would eat all her canned food if they didn't have any of their own), those damned cats were SO picky. It HAD to be Friskies (or those little green cans of Fancy Feast, not the regular) and it HAD to be Shredded. And of course the big ol' economy boxes were always pate and meaty. I could very occasionally slip a sliced in on them, but that was a crapshoot........

Now that they're back on the dry, I bet they'd eat anything out of a can and be grateful! (Who am I kidding, they'd turn up their nose at it unless it was Friskies Shredded.....)

Maybe girls are more finicky than boys.... Ody & Spilly would eat a can of kitty sandwich if I dropped it on the floor.....

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#23 Post by kayrharris » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:41 am

It's true - they use the word upgrade - but it means nothing. The free phone they will offer you is a plain vanilla
no frills model. There will come a day when your dinosaur will no longer be compatible and you'll be forced to
"upgrade". Just wait, it will happen.


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#24 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:42 am

kayrharris wrote:It's true - they use the word upgrade - but it means nothing. The free phone they will offer you is a plain vanilla
no frills model. There will come a day when your dinosaur will no longer be compatible and you'll be forced to
"upgrade". Just wait, it will happen.


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#25 Post by a1mamacat » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:44 am

Check out the electronics bin at your local thrift store. Tons of chargers, both the indoor and car type are there to be found.






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