Transcript 03/22/10 Scott Ross

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Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

Today’s ATE is host of “Head Games” on Science Channel, Greg Proops.

Topic Tree:

Popular Science
Painters
Out in Space
Ohio
The Rosetta Stone
Photography
Financial Lingo
That’s Italian
In Memoriam
“You” Tube
Office space
The Funny Pages
Remedies
Theme Parks
On Broadway

$500 What Broadway musical’s title song includes the lyric “I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty”?
A. The Phantom of the Opera
B. Hair
C. The Sound of Music
D. The King and I are Hippies

Spoiler

B. Hair ( 8 )

$1K The Holy Land Experience theme park in Orlando showcases the life of which of these historical figures?
A. Cleopatra
B . Jimi Hendrix
C. Thomas Edison
D. Jesus Christ

Spoiler

D. Jesus Christ ( 8 )

$2K “Pink taste better that you think!” was once a slogan for what popular over-the-counter treatment?
A. Pepto-Bismol
B. Metamucil
C. Nicorette
D. Sudafed

Spoiler

A. Pepto-Bismol ( 8 )

$3K In Comic strips, what letters are often depicted on bottles and jugs to indicate that they contain alcohol?
A. CCC
B. FFF
C. QQQ
D. XXX

Spoiler

D. XXX (9)

$5K Invented in the 1960s by designer Robert Propst, the “Action Office” is considered the first example of what common workplace structure?
A. Kitchenette
B. Supply closet
C. Cubicle
D. Conference room

Spoiler

C. Cubicle (6)

commercial break

Millionaire’s You’re in the Hot Seat Home Game

Today’s word is “Sea horse”

Scott’s fiancée, Liz is in the companion seat. They will be getting married September 17.
During the wedding, Liz will walk down the aisle to the “Star Wars” theme.
The wedding cake will have Hon Solo and Leia figurines on top.

$7.5K Long before there was a YouTube, which of these “You” titles debuted on the tube the earliest?
A. Mad About You
B. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
C. Car 54, Where Are You?
D. So You Think You Can Dance

Spoiler

C. Car 54, Where Are You? (15)

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Scott will return for tomorrow’s show.

Answers:
$500 B. Hair
$1K D. Jesus Christ
$2K A. Pepto-Bismol
$3K D. XXX
$5K C. Cubicle
$7.5K C. Car 54, Where Are You?

[MarleysGh0st]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

[NellyLunatic1980]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

Actor and waiter... isn't that redundant?

WE/WE®, as Marley already proved.

$1K The Holy Land Experience theme park in Orlando showcases the life of which of these historical figures?
A. Cleopatra
B . Jimi Hendrix
C. Thomas Edison
D. Jesus Christ

E. Eric Clapton... well, a lot of people do think he's God.

So far, so good.

[earendel]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

Since he auditioned for a show in NYC I have to think that he's a full WE/WE®.

Nihil obstat® thus far.

[Dumbellina]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

[MarleysGh0st]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

That would be a lot to put up with for the craft.

And--just a hint--you might want to shave the little Adolf mustache, too.

[Dumbellina]

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

That would be a lot to put up with for the craft.

And--just a hint--you might want to shave the little Adolf mustache, too.

Ahem. It is a black patch of skin, not fur. Mom contemplated putting my picture on Cats Who Look Like Hitler. Yes, there is an actual site for that. I'm less Hitleresque than most since I have well-balanced facial markings. The real Hitler ones have their "hair" parted on the side and swooping over one eye.

[MarleysGh0st]

Ahem. It is a black patch of skin, not fur. Mom contemplated putting my picture on Cats Who Look Like Hitler. Yes, there is an actual site for that. I'm less Hitleresque than most since I have well-balanced facial markings. The real Hitler ones have their "hair" parted on the side and swooping over one eye.

My apologies, Dumbellina.

A little dab of makeup ought to cover up the problem, then.

[ulysses5019]

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

That would be a lot to put up with for the craft.

And--just a hint--you might want to shave the little Adolf mustache, too.

Ahem. It is a black patch of skin, not fur. Mom contemplated putting my picture on Cats Who Look Like Hitler. Yes, there is an actual site for that. I'm less Hitleresque than most since I have well-balanced facial markings. The real Hitler ones have their "hair" parted on the side and swooping over one eye.

Is there a website for cats with soul patches?

[NellyLunatic1980]

That would be a lot to put up with for the craft.

And--just a hint--you might want to shave the little Adolf mustache, too.

Ahem. It is a black patch of skin, not fur. Mom contemplated putting my picture on Cats Who Look Like Hitler. Yes, there is an actual site for that. I'm less Hitleresque than most since I have well-balanced facial markings. The real Hitler ones have their "hair" parted on the side and swooping over one eye.

Is there a website for cats with soul patches?

No, but there's also a site for cats who look like Wilford Brimley.

[MarleysGh0st]

Scott Ross
Virginia Beach, VA
Actor & catering waiter

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

Ah. You must have been reading this article about Scott's appearance, Dumbellina.

http://hamptonroads.com/2010/03/lifelin ... e%E2%80%99

His current place-of-residence is the only detail in the story that's not directly from the transcript.

[Hi, Jack!]

What Else?

And he mentioned having his New York premiere, so he may be from Virginia, but I bet he's living in the Big Apple at present, for his full WE/WE credentials. After a couple weeks of repeats, we couldn't go through a whole day without a WE/WE, could we.

He lives in Astoria, NY at present. You have to leave here to get a job as an actor. I think I could do commercials if I put up with mom putting doll clothes on me! Then I could earn my Meow Mix.......

Ah. You must have been reading this article about Scott's appearance, Dumbellina.

http://hamptonroads.com/2010/03/lifelin ... e%E2%80%99

His current place-of-residence is the only detail in the story that's not directly from the transcript.

Or, it could have been in the local paper he sits on as mini tries to read it every morning.......

[MarleysGh0st]

Or, it could have been in the local paper he sits on as mini tries to read it every morning.......

Well, yeah, I assumed he was reading the print edition.

I don't think he gets his turn on the computer all that often!

[Deaf Mini]

Or, it could have been in the local paper he sits on as mini tries to read it every morning.......

Well, yeah, I assumed he was reading the print edition.

I don't think he gets his turn on the computer all that often!

Not since he slept on it and dislocated the "s" key. He likes the warmth. Kitten On the Keys for the 21st Century......