Okay, I'm getting ready
- gsabc
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Okay, I'm getting ready
Clothes for three days, check.
Audit paperwork, check.
Pens, check.
Notebook, check.
Toiletries and such, check.
Plain dark shirt (medium green), check.
Big smile, check.
Answers for the questionnaire, check.
Fast answers for the AP, I hope.
Brain, allotment of one, preferably operational, check.
Leaving Tuesday at 12:45. Arriving NYC 7:30 AM Thursday. Leaving triumphantly 7:15 PM.
gs
Just keep breathing - Gimli
Audit paperwork, check.
Pens, check.
Notebook, check.
Toiletries and such, check.
Plain dark shirt (medium green), check.
Big smile, check.
Answers for the questionnaire, check.
Fast answers for the AP, I hope.
Brain, allotment of one, preferably operational, check.
Leaving Tuesday at 12:45. Arriving NYC 7:30 AM Thursday. Leaving triumphantly 7:15 PM.
gs
Just keep breathing - Gimli
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
- themanintheseersuckersuit
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Remember this is show biz, so
Break a leg!
Break a leg!
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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No, he's going to audition on Wednesday. I mean Thursday.Shade wrote:Getting ready for what? are you going to be on Millionaire?
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Yup, Wednesday work, Thursday play. Auditing a vendor in PA first, then traveling back through NYC to audition and watch a taping.MarleysGh0st wrote:No, he's going to audition on Wednesday. I mean Thursday.Shade wrote:Getting ready for what? are you going to be on Millionaire?
Meanwhile, the feces hit the ventilator late last Friday, and I need to work on our investigation today. So much for a little extra studying on old questions and new interview responses.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Don't forget - at the end of your interview, reach out and MAKE the AP shake your hand and tell them thanks for their time. It's a nice way to stand out from the crowd. Break a leg!
t.
t.
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You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Merde & Break a leg Gordon!
We will be waiting anxiously for a report from you upon your return!
Hope that you have a blast!
fuzzy
We will be waiting anxiously for a report from you upon your return!
Hope that you have a blast!
fuzzy

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Re: Okay, I'm getting ready
Green is a good color for shirts!
Break a leg!
Break a leg!
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Any last minute advice? Do they throw any oddball questions at you (ones that aren't on the questionnaire, or "squashed hamster" types)? I blew my one previous audition by wearing the wrong clothes (don't ask; it was an attempt at humor that was stupid and failed miserably) and being flustered by the abrupt and unexpected questions that were tossed at me. I've solved the clothing issue, but prefer to be prepared for interviews, job or other type.
I'm around till about 10:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you for your help and good wishes.
I'm around till about 10:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you for your help and good wishes.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Sonny hasn't been an AP for a long time; the others don't go for the squashed hamster type of question. But they may not even glance at the third page of your application before they starting to talk to you.gsabc wrote:Any last minute advice? Do they throw any oddball questions at you (ones that aren't on the questionnaire, or "squashed hamster" types)?
"Tell me about yourself."
"Are you excited to be here?"
I am always coming up with answers I should have given, a day after the opportunity passes. If you can "wow" them with an answer to any of the most mundane questions they could ask, you'll be fine.
Is that a little too negative for a message of encouragement? Sorry...
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If they throw you a cure-ball question, laugh while you figure out the answer. Seriously.gsabc wrote:Any last minute advice? Do they throw any oddball questions at you (ones that aren't on the questionnaire, or "squashed hamster" types)? I blew my one previous audition by wearing the wrong clothes (don't ask; it was an attempt at humor that was stupid and failed miserably) and being flustered by the abrupt and unexpected questions that were tossed at me. I've solved the clothing issue, but prefer to be prepared for interviews, job or other type.
I'm around till about 10:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you for your help and good wishes.
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But try not to laugh like Hillary.Bob Juch wrote:If they throw you a curve-ball question, laugh while you figure out the answer. Seriously.gsabc wrote:Any last minute advice? Do they throw any oddball questions at you (ones that aren't on the questionnaire, or "squashed hamster" types)? I blew my one previous audition by wearing the wrong clothes (don't ask; it was an attempt at humor that was stupid and failed miserably) and being flustered by the abrupt and unexpected questions that were tossed at me. I've solved the clothing issue, but prefer to be prepared for interviews, job or other type.
I'm around till about 10:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you for your help and good wishes.

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These two have given the most excellent advices. Keep smiling! Look 'em in the eye. Be pleasant. Act as if they, not you, are the ones to be put at ease. It's your attitude not the substance that's important. In both my BAM and my J! interviews I conveyed utterly mundane (OK, possibly inane) information in the cheeriest of ways.Bob Juch wrote:And smile! Be a grinning fool!tlynn78 wrote:Don't forget - at the end of your interview, reach out and MAKE the AP shake your hand and tell them thanks for their time. It's a nice way to stand out from the crowd. Break a leg!
t.
Break a leg!
Practice putting people at ease on the vendor in PA. In fact, use your whole trip to make small talk. Take advantage of every opportunity to chat with people: the cab driver, the book and magazine vendor at the airport, your seatmate, restaurant servers, people at the hotel. Well, you get it. Tell people you're trying out for Millionaire. They'll be fascinated.
You're a wonderful person, and you deserve success. I'm a little rusty, but I'd be happy to be a member of Team Gordo. Have a wonderful trip.
Love,
Catfish
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P.S. Go read the advice some dude posted in the second message in the "Need advice...should I or shouldn't I?" threadCatfish wrote:These two have given the most excellent advices. Keep smiling! Look 'em in the eye. Be pleasant. Act as if they, not you, are the ones to be put at ease. It's your attitude not the substance that's important. In both my BAM and my J! interviews I conveyed utterly mundane (OK, possibly inane) information in the cheeriest of ways.Bob Juch wrote:And smile! Be a grinning fool!tlynn78 wrote:Don't forget - at the end of your interview, reach out and MAKE the AP shake your hand and tell them thanks for their time. It's a nice way to stand out from the crowd. Break a leg!
t.
Break a leg!
Practice putting people at ease on the vendor in PA. In fact, use your whole trip to make small talk. Take advantage of every opportunity to chat with people: the cab driver, the book and magazine vendor at the airport, your seatmate, restaurant servers, people at the hotel. Well, you get it. Tell people you're trying out for Millionaire. They'll be fascinated.
You're a wonderful person, and you deserve success. I'm a little rusty, but I'd be happy to be a member of Team Gordo. Have a wonderful trip.
Love,
Catfish
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LOL! Yes, I plan on taking my own advice. I'm in QA, whose motto is "continuous improvement". In other words, learn from your mistakes.Catfish wrote:P.S. Go read the advice some dude posted in the second message in the "Need advice...should I or shouldn't I?" thread
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Buh-bye!
Me gone.
Further description for anyone else there on Thursday morning - tall, bald on top, beard with more salt than pepper, mustache (still dark, but working on going gray as well), metal-rimmed glasses, toting a shoulder bag and dragging a carry-on sized suitcase. Come on up and introduce yourself!
Further description for anyone else there on Thursday morning - tall, bald on top, beard with more salt than pepper, mustache (still dark, but working on going gray as well), metal-rimmed glasses, toting a shoulder bag and dragging a carry-on sized suitcase. Come on up and introduce yourself!
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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I love/hate that part. I'm pretty good at being chatty and friendly and I really like talking to people but I feel like a show dog when I do it on purpose. Yikes, all the smile, make eye contact, don't fidget, don't do the psycho snort laugh if something's funny, don't do the nervous laugh when nothing's funny, sit up straight, fetch, beg...Catfish wrote: Practice putting people at ease on the vendor in PA. In fact, use your whole trip to make small talk. Take advantage of every opportunity to chat with people: the cab driver, the book and magazine vendor at the airport, your seatmate, restaurant servers, people at the hotel. Well, you get it. Tell people you're trying out for Millionaire. They'll be fascinated.
You're a wonderful person, and you deserve success. I'm a little rusty, but I'd be happy to be a member of Team Gordo. Have a wonderful trip.
Love,

Best of luck!
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Me, too, but somebody always gives me a cookie when it's over.ladysoleil wrote:
I love/hate that part. I'm pretty good at being chatty and friendly and I really like talking to people but I feel like a show dog when I do it on purpose. Yikes, all the smile, make eye contact, don't fidget, don't do the psycho snort laugh if something's funny, don't do the nervous laugh when nothing's funny, sit up straight, fetch, beg...Makes me (more?) crazy.
/:P\
Sou iu koto de.
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I've never auditioned for anything, or been a show dog, either, for that matter. Still, I watch the Animal Planet, so if auditioning for Millionaire is like showdogging, maybe I can offer some helpful advice to Mr. gs and others who might audition in the future.
Annie's Showdog Audition Rules:
1. Wear your prettiest collar and make sure your fur is nicely brushed.
2. Keep your tongue in your mouth when you smile.
3. When you walk up to the judge, stand tall and lift your chin.
4. Demonstrate your best tricks, but only when you're asked.
4. Don't chase anybody's pet cat, even as a joke.
5. Don't stop to lick your own rear end, even when it really needs it.
I hope this will be helpful. Good luck at your audition, Mr. gs!
Annie's Showdog Audition Rules:
1. Wear your prettiest collar and make sure your fur is nicely brushed.
2. Keep your tongue in your mouth when you smile.
3. When you walk up to the judge, stand tall and lift your chin.
4. Demonstrate your best tricks, but only when you're asked.
4. Don't chase anybody's pet cat, even as a joke.
5. Don't stop to lick your own rear end, even when it really needs it.
I hope this will be helpful. Good luck at your audition, Mr. gs!
Sou iu koto de.
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I think that requires 25 replies.mrkelley23 wrote:I don't have anything to add (other than my thoughts with you) but I just want to see the little paper icon wiggle.
Good luck, Gordon! --Bob
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Annie's Rule No. 5
Oh, so THAT'S why I keep getting the
postcards
Oh, so THAT'S why I keep getting the

Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.