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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#26 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:46 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Fargo or Best in Show. If I don't get some part in either of those I'll be woodchippin'.
I vote for Best in Show. I'm not saying that I should get a big part, but if the casting director would consider me, I'm a natural.

/ :P \

You might win the Best in Show award if there's an annoying chatterbox category, but make sure your sister Lizzie signs up for the bikini contest! I'm on the judging panel!
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#27 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:52 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
You might win the Best in Show award if there's an annoying chatterbox category, but make sure your sister Lizzie signs up for the bikini contest! I'm on the judging panel!
You pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself. Lizbit is barely two years old!
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#28 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:55 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
You might win the Best in Show award if there's an annoying chatterbox category, but make sure your sister Lizzie signs up for the bikini contest! I'm on the judging panel!
You pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself. Lizbit is barely two years old!

What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#29 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:57 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Fargo or Best in Show. If I don't get some part in either of those I'll be woodchippin'.
I vote for Best in Show. I'm not saying that I should get a big part, but if the casting director would consider me, I'm a natural.

/ :P \
So which part would be most interesting for you, Annie? Beatrice the Weimaraner? Rhapsody in White the Standard Poodle? Miss Agnes the Shih Tzu?

Bingo would certainly have the southern accent right to play Hubert the Bloodhound. :)

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#30 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:00 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Fargo or Best in Show. If I don't get some part in either of those I'll be woodchippin'.
Oooh! Fargo! Let's do Fargo!

And even though you might have your eye on the leading role, Beebs, I think we'd have no choice but to go off the Bored and cast Swampyturtles as Chief Gunderson! :)

Now, uhhh, what does that leave you? Can you play the victim, as Jean Lundegaard?

And let's see, we could have clem play Gaear Grimsrud, since I'm sure he's handy with a woodchipper.

I'll settle for another small part. How about Stan Grossman?
I could be one of the Yah Sure gals, da Bears fans, ya know.
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#31 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:08 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....
You are evil, disgusting, stupid, and revolting! Did I mention "bad in math"? Keep your filthy little toes off of my sister's tongue.

No wonder Miss sprots has a restraining order against you.
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#32 Post by AnnieCamaro » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:17 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
So which part would be most interesting for you, Annie? Beatrice the Weimaraner? Rhapsody in White the Standard Poodle? Miss Agnes the Shih Tzu?

Bingo would certainly have the southern accent right to play Hubert the Bloodhound. :)

I could do the Weimaraner easy. I'm about the right size; I've got the right ears, and with a little makeup to cover up my white patches, I definitely could look like Beatrice. I think I could do a wonderful job with that Busy Bee toy, too!

Now, if somebody wanted to give me the title role, I do a marvelously funny impression of a Norwich terrier, which always brings down the house at the Bed and Biscuit.
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#33 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:18 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....
You are evil, disgusting, stupid, and revolting! Did I mention "bad in math"? Keep your filthy little toes off of my sister's tongue.

No wonder Miss sprots has a restraining order against you.
That Lizbit is a little minx, though. A little bit poptartish. NTTAWWT. You need to have a talk with her.
Well, then

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#34 Post by kayrharris » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:49 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
You might win the Best in Show award if there's an annoying chatterbox category, but make sure your sister Lizzie signs up for the bikini contest! I'm on the judging panel!
You pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself. Lizbit is barely two years old!

What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....

Evil Squirrel is getting frisky on us??!?!? He needs to get away from LB's influence, that's for
sure!!


kay

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#35 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:52 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
You pervert! You should be ashamed of yourself. Lizbit is barely two years old!

What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....

Evil Squirrel is getting frisky on us??!?!? He needs to get away from LB's influence, that's for
sure!!


kay

He needs to get away from MY influence????

I think you have it backwards, Kiki dear......

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#36 Post by kayrharris » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:59 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:

What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....

Evil Squirrel is getting frisky on us??!?!? He needs to get away from LB's influence, that's for
sure!!


kay

He needs to get away from MY influence????

I think you have it backwards, Kiki dear......

lb13
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#37 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:01 pm

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel is getting frisky on us??!?!? He needs to get away from LB's influence, that's for
sure!!


kay

He needs to get away from MY influence????

I think you have it backwards, Kiki dear......

lb13
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Well, I was referring to ES's influence on me, but since you seem to think you may be guilty of being a bad influence, I won't argue with you.......

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#38 Post by kayrharris » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:03 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

He needs to get away from MY influence????

I think you have it backwards, Kiki dear......

lb13
I have never been a bad influence on anyone my whole life, ever!! Image

kay

Well, I was referring to ES's influence on me, but since you seem to think you may be guilty of being a bad influence, I won't argue with you.......

lb13
I'm so used to you being mean to me all the time, I just took that as the intent. Sorry.

kay

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#39 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:03 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
What are you gonna do, call Dateline? Besides, 2 times 7 is what..... like, 25? That makes her plenty old enough for this rodent. Besides, I need another good toe licking.....
You are evil, disgusting, stupid, and revolting! Did I mention "bad in math"? Keep your filthy little toes off of my sister's tongue.

No wonder Miss sprots has a restraining order against you.
Whew! He hasn't hoodwinked Annie. You go, girl!

Hey, PromosDirector -- Put Annie in for the lead in Best of Show!
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#40 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:04 pm

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
I have never been a bad influence on anyone my whole life, ever!! Image

kay

Well, I was referring to ES's influence on me, but since you seem to think you may be guilty of being a bad influence, I won't argue with you.......

lb13
I'm so used to you being mean to me all the time, I just took that as the intent. Sorry.

kay

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#41 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:10 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Well, I was referring to ES's influence on me, but since you seem to think you may be guilty of being a bad influence, I won't argue with you.......

lb13
I'm so used to you being mean to me all the time, I just took that as the intent. Sorry.

kay

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lb13
Take a break! Get ES away from Matias! :mrgreen:
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#42 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:11 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
I'm so used to you being mean to me all the time, I just took that as the intent. Sorry.

kay

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lb13
Take a break! Get ES away from Matias! :mrgreen:

Nope, it looks like Matias is getting ready to reach out and scritch him. I'll let him lounge there until it happens....

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#43 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:13 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lb13
Take a break! Get ES away from Matias! :mrgreen:

Nope, it looks like Matias is getting ready to reach out and scritch him. I'll let him lounge there until it happens....

lb13
It aint happenin.

Matias left Navajo Lake with his family more than a week ago. :P
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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#44 Post by kayrharris » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:13 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Well, I was referring to ES's influence on me, but since you seem to think you may be guilty of being a bad influence, I won't argue with you.......

lb13
I'm so used to you being mean to me all the time, I just took that as the intent. Sorry.

kay

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lb13
Well be careful! My right eye is still hurting. I can't really see anything, but I think I may be
getting a stye. I didn't wear my contacts today, so maybe that will help some. :(

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#45 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:25 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
So which part would be most interesting for you, Annie? Beatrice the Weimaraner? Rhapsody in White the Standard Poodle? Miss Agnes the Shih Tzu?

Bingo would certainly have the southern accent right to play Hubert the Bloodhound. :)

I could do the Weimaraner easy. I'm about the right size; I've got the right ears, and with a little makeup to cover up my white patches, I definitely could look like Beatrice. I think I could do a wonderful job with that Busy Bee toy, too!

Now, if somebody wanted to give me the title role, I do a marvelously funny impression of a Norwich terrier, which always brings down the house at the Bed and Biscuit.
Yes, I think Beatrice is the right role for you, Annie. You get to set the mood in the movie's very first scene. And then just imagine the poignancy you could bring to the movie when your two-footers lose your precious Busy Bee!

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Re: The Boredshank Redemption

#46 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:07 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

My eyes are starting to hurt from doing this...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

lb13
Take a break! Get ES away from Matias! :mrgreen:

Nope, it looks like Matias is getting ready to reach out and scritch him. I'll let him lounge there until it happens....

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