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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#51 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:18 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

There are shops like that that advertise on the radio, but none of them are really close to me.... not that I would patronize such stores....

The strip clubs are much closer, but they are all located in ghetto towns. Even Larry Flynt's place is located in maybe the worst city for crime in the area.....

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That's the difference in CT...we make everything classy....

Is there room there for another Classy Bitch?

lb13
That was probably the only qualification for what kind of bitch you were...it pulls the state out of your FB profile...oh, CT? Classy bitch...

Anyway, I might just be the classiest bitch in all of East Hartford...

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#52 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:22 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
That's the difference in CT...we make everything classy....

Is there room there for another Classy Bitch?

lb13
That was probably the only qualification for what kind of bitch you were...it pulls the state out of your FB profile...oh, CT? Classy bitch...

Anyway, I might just be the classiest bitch in all of East Hartford...

You won't be when I get there.....

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#53 Post by clem21 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:28 pm

Not to interrupt but this thread is about the center of the universe and I want to talk about myself so really I'm actually bringing the thread back on topic.

So today's my day off and I was heading down to the market to stock up on American Cheese, Tuna, those Ramen Noodle Soups in a Cup and peaches for those of you worried about my health for some reason...

Anyway this lady stops me on the street and says "OMG! You were that kid from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." How come she remembered specifically me despite the fact that she watches the show every day? I quote "I just thought you and your shoes were so cute!"

So basically, I'm the Center of the Universe.

That is all.
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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#54 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:32 pm

clem21 wrote:Not to interrupt but this thread is about the center of the universe and I want to talk about myself so really I'm actually bringing the thread back on topic.

So today's my day off and I was heading down to the market to stock up on American Cheese, Tuna, those Ramen Noodle Soups in a Cup and peaches for those of you worried about my health for some reason...

Anyway this lady stops me on the street and says "OMG! You were that kid from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." How come she remembered specifically me despite the fact that she watches the show every day? I quote "I just thought you and your shoes were so cute!"

So basically, I'm the Center of the Universe.

That is all.
I will fight you for center of the universe. And I'm really not sure who would win. And I bet it would be a good battle. Or maybe we can just sit in chairs next to each other and let it be a tie for a few minutes, while we eat our ramen, since that's what I had for dinner last night, and is quite possibly what I'm having for dinner tonight.

No one recognized me on the street, but I did get invited to randomly apply for a game show...so I think I'm awesome too.

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#55 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:34 pm

clem21 wrote:Not to interrupt but this thread is about the center of the universe and I want to talk about myself so really I'm actually bringing the thread back on topic.
Good ol' clem interrupting beast and sunflower in their thread hijacking with his own definition of ontopicosity! :lol:
clem21 wrote:Anyway this lady stops me on the street and says "OMG! You were that kid from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." How come she remembered specifically me despite the fact that she watches the show every day? I quote "I just thought you and your shoes were so cute!"
Well, how about that?

He is on-topic! :mrgreen:

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#56 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:36 pm

I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#57 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:37 pm

clem21 wrote:Not to interrupt but this thread is about the center of the universe and I want to talk about myself so really I'm actually bringing the thread back on topic.

So today's my day off and I was heading down to the market to stock up on American Cheese, Tuna, those Ramen Noodle Soups in a Cup and peaches for those of you worried about my health for some reason...

Anyway this lady stops me on the street and says "OMG! You were that kid from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." How come she remembered specifically me despite the fact that she watches the show every day? I quote "I just thought you and your shoes were so cute!"

So basically, I'm the Center of the Universe.

That is all.

But see if people still recognize you 8 years later like they do me..... and I didn't even get the Hot Seat glory.....

Nor did I bring my ugly ass shoes on the show.....

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#58 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:37 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P

You ever see Copernicus pissed off before?

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#59 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:38 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P

You ever see Copernicus pissed off before?

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I hear when he gets pissed off, he calls people and makes snotty remarks...

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#60 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:40 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:You ever see Copernicus pissed off before?
Sure!

You should have seen how mad he was when the church was persecuting Galileo for supporting the Copernican theory of the solar system! :wink:

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#61 Post by Copernicus » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:40 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P

You ever see Copernicus pissed off before?

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I hear when he gets pissed off, he calls people and makes snotty remarks...

And I even have her number! :P

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#62 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:40 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P
And I wasn't even going to yell at you!

I've taken to letting my own threads, or threads of my designees, be the primary ones that spiral out of control, so as to not get accused of hijacking. Plus, if someone else hijacks first, I can't get blamed for it, I'm just an accomplice after the fact or something...and really I can just plead ignorance.

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#63 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:42 pm

sunflower wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P
And I wasn't even going to yell at you!

I've taken to letting my own threads, or threads of my designees, be the primary ones that spiral out of control, so as to not get accused of hijacking. Plus, if someone else hijacks first, I can't get blamed for it, I'm just an accomplice after the fact or something...and really I can just plead ignorance.

I never worry about whose thread it is I am hijacking. All those years of playing with mini have made me immune to the hijacking complaints..... nothing was sacred when we were on the loose!

Stick with me, and I'll take all the blame... even if everyone does like to yell at you.... :P

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#64 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:50 pm

andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
andrewjackson wrote:The center might be in Connecticut but the Hub of the Universe is in Boswell, IN, population 794.

Image

Is that the same as the Belly Button of the World?
Nah, that's in Greece.


Or Cusco

or Easter Island

or India

or Mongolia

or Arizona

or Jerusalem

or Rome.......

The world has a lot of navels.
Or the Four Corners.
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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#65 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:41 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I better amend my previous post before I get in trouble.

The original post of this thread was an MM reference about sunflower, so her conversations with beast can't be considered hijacking.

In this thread. :P
And I wasn't even going to yell at you!

I've taken to letting my own threads, or threads of my designees, be the primary ones that spiral out of control, so as to not get accused of hijacking. Plus, if someone else hijacks first, I can't get blamed for it, I'm just an accomplice after the fact or something...and really I can just plead ignorance.

I never worry about whose thread it is I am hijacking. All those years of playing with mini have made me immune to the hijacking complaints..... nothing was sacred when we were on the loose!

Stick with me, and I'll take all the blame... even if everyone does like to yell at you.... :P

lb13
I'm going to hold you to that...hear that everyone??? Blame lb!!!!

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#66 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:42 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
And I wasn't even going to yell at you!

I've taken to letting my own threads, or threads of my designees, be the primary ones that spiral out of control, so as to not get accused of hijacking. Plus, if someone else hijacks first, I can't get blamed for it, I'm just an accomplice after the fact or something...and really I can just plead ignorance.

I never worry about whose thread it is I am hijacking. All those years of playing with mini have made me immune to the hijacking complaints..... nothing was sacred when we were on the loose!

Stick with me, and I'll take all the blame... even if everyone does like to yell at you.... :P

lb13
I'm going to hold you to that...hear that everyone??? Blame lb!!!!

Rexer accepts Hamiltons for his service....

I accept phone numbers..... :P

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#67 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:43 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

I never worry about whose thread it is I am hijacking. All those years of playing with mini have made me immune to the hijacking complaints..... nothing was sacred when we were on the loose!

Stick with me, and I'll take all the blame... even if everyone does like to yell at you.... :P

lb13
I'm going to hold you to that...hear that everyone??? Blame lb!!!!

Rexer accepts Hamiltons for his service....

I accept phone numbers..... :P

lb13
Oh, I'm sorry...we have a written contract in the earlier post. You said I could blame you, without specifying conditions or payment terms. I accepted that. We have a deal. No phone numbers necessary...boy, did you get hosed... :P

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#68 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:44 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
I'm going to hold you to that...hear that everyone??? Blame lb!!!!

Rexer accepts Hamiltons for his service....

I accept phone numbers..... :P

lb13
Oh, I'm sorry...we have a written contract in the earlier post. You said I could blame you, without specifying conditions or payment terms. I accepted that. We have a deal. No phone numbers necessary...boy, did you get hosed... :P

You'll be hearing from my attorney!!!!!

Once he gets your number that is......

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#69 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:46 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Rexer accepts Hamiltons for his service....

I accept phone numbers..... :P

lb13
Oh, I'm sorry...we have a written contract in the earlier post. You said I could blame you, without specifying conditions or payment terms. I accepted that. We have a deal. No phone numbers necessary...boy, did you get hosed... :P

You'll be hearing from my attorney!!!!!

Once he gets your number that is......

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Good luck with that...

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#70 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:47 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Oh, I'm sorry...we have a written contract in the earlier post. You said I could blame you, without specifying conditions or payment terms. I accepted that. We have a deal. No phone numbers necessary...boy, did you get hosed... :P

You'll be hearing from my attorney!!!!!

Once he gets your number that is......

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Good luck with that...

Too bad mini was my attorney..... maybe I can borrow ES's attorney.....

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#71 Post by sunflower » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:52 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

You'll be hearing from my attorney!!!!!

Once he gets your number that is......

lb13
Good luck with that...

Too bad mini was my attorney..... maybe I can borrow ES's attorney.....

lb13
Does he like peanut butter too?

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#72 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:53 pm

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Good luck with that...

Too bad mini was my attorney..... maybe I can borrow ES's attorney.....

lb13
Does he like peanut butter too?

I don't know, but he has a fondness for seersucker....

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Re: The Center of The Universe!

#73 Post by Estonut » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:31 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:Nor did I bring my ugly ass shoes on the show.....
What are ass shoes?
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