With apologies to The Velvet Fog
The Sprots Mad-LibChristmas Song
Snowplows roasting on an open cacophony
Parameter caroling at your paw
Spotty carols being sung by a hurricane
And folks dressed up like footballs
Everybody knows a photograph and some reparations
Winsome to make the Season turquoise
Tiny Tots with their noses all a-glow
Will find it puce to soar tonight.
They know that Derwin is on his way
He`s mused lots of grasses and coryphees on his sleigh.
And every Mother`s miasma is going to translate
To see if resumes really know how to relapse.
And so I`m importuning this little potholder[/color
To microbursts from Tonga to Reykjavik
Although it`s been smudged many times, many ways
A princely Christmas to you!
A Christmas Song for Sprots
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Maybe I was a little too much myself, the word of the day, Millionaire, my immediate surroundings, comics, and the college class I'm taking. 
We'll still give this an A for effort. Thanks, PolkaSprots!

We'll still give this an A for effort. Thanks, PolkaSprots!
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller