Auditions: Handsome pilot needed ASAP

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KandyKAYne · #1 Post by **KandyKAYne** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:18 pm

Auditions will begin immediate for a handsome pilot to fly a private jet, a holiday gift for a particularly charming woman who is, let it be noted, picky.

As her personal elf, I had thought that it would be better if her private pilot had established extraordinary credentials on a variety of aircraft and a long record of flight safety. My client, an Alabama woman of discerning taste and high standards, has said, "Nooooooooo." She's rather more concerned with the pilot's physical appearance. As an elf, I must try to fulfil her wishes.

Okay. Please submit resumes and photos on this bored. Extreme good-lookiness and hunkishosity will be paramount. It also would be nice if candidates could fly the supplied personal jet, or some plane, or perhaps ever had been to an airport.

ulysses5019 · #2 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:26 pm

Am I too young? Not hunkyish enough?

KandyKAYne · #3 Post by **KandyKAYne** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:30 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Am I too young? Not hunkyish enough?

You may be an excellent candidate. In fact, you're the best thing we've seen so far (unless we hear more from the guy in the bunny suit.) Please provide your credentials immediately for serious consideration.

kayrharris · #4 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:54 pm

Yeah, I bet he has a toy airplane. My angel wings are slipping and I think my halo is now a bit crooked. My angelic image didn't last very long , did it?

ulysses5019 · #5 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:27 am

Hey. I give an excellent "thumbs up" and I have a sleeveload of stripes....that's gotta count for something. Plus I now have 100 posts...that's gotta be another plus......

ulysses5019 · #6 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:43 am

.....Don't worry, I can get the teeth fixed.....

kayrharris · #7 Post by **kayrharris** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:17 am

Teeth can be fixed...what about that takeoff to landing ratio??

Just askin'

Flybrick · #8 Post by **Flybrick** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:21 pm

Well, my moniker says it all, I guess......................................

Can I bring my wife or would that defeat the purpose of the trip?

KandyKAYne · #9 Post by **KandyKAYne** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:07 pm

Flybrick wrote:Well, my moniker says it all, I guess......................................

Can I bring my wife or would that defeat the purpose of the trip?

Oh, Kay! Did you see this hunky and well-qualified applicant? He not only could get that plane up in the air, but he could KEEP it there!

Maybe we could hire that Ulysses guy to be your official photographer, or carry your luggage, or something.

kayrharris · #10 Post by **kayrharris** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:19 pm

Well, it's looking better. Yeah, I think Uly could carry my luggage...I like the sound of that.

You are quite the resourceful elf. I'm quite impressed.

cindy.wellman · #11 Post by **cindy.wellman** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:38 pm

SkyPilate is a member of this group. I know I asked him once if his name was a take-off on pilates, or if it had something to do with being a pilot. Perhaps you can coax him out of lurkdom (via pm?) to see if he'll fly Kay's plane, or if not that, maybe he'll give a cool lesson on pilates? (hee-hee)