Dear Ghost

[tweetybird]

So why do you keep coming here if you feel like there are so many insulting creeps who don't like you, anyway? The irony is that if you weren't so negative, obstinate and downright mean, maybe they would like you! Or have you already tried being nice and even that didn't work for you? What you consider cliques here are just normal people with senses of humor and social mores who enjoy each others virtual company. Obviously you must have been absent the day they passed out sensibilities because let me guess- you've had this same problem all through your school years and right on into the workplace. And its always "them" and not you right?

You are a very troubled person who actively searches the posts of those who you feel have ever dissed you, for any inkling of provocation to jump on so you can twist it into something that will make you look like the poor trodden victim or the superhero who swoops in to defend the defenseless.

Your behavior is juvenile like the 3rd grade boy who acts out in class or pulls the girls hair. You crave and invite all the negative attention you receive. Is it really that much better than no attention at all?

Sometimes its obvious that you have a mental condition and just can't help the way you are. Either that or you desperately need to get laid.

Could you figure it out and get back to us?

Love,

Tweety

[littlebeast13]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

[peacock2121]

I am not normal.

[sunflower]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

[littlebeast13]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

[mrkelley23]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

How do you know sunflower's not a CNC? Prove it!

If you can't prove it, yer a lier!

[littlebeast13]

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

How do you know sunflower's not a CNC? Prove it!

If you can't prove it, yer a lier!

I have notebooks.....

Notebooks always hold up in a court of law.... even ones run by marsupials....

lb13

[peacock2121]

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

How do you know sunflower's not a CNC? Prove it!

If you can't prove it, yer a lier!

We are all really mini's Cowardly Name Changes.

[sunflower]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

[sunflower]

OMG, this is absolutely priceless!

Congrats on delurking tweety and welcome to the Bored (Though some of us would take offense to being called normal!).... and when (not if) ghost accuses you of being one of us "cowardly name changers", don't be surprised.....

lb13

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

And don't forget thief, and the fact that I can't read. Although maybe I am able to read and I'm just not fluent in English. Sometimes it's not clear to me, but I didn't know if that was the damn reading issue just getting in the way, or if the posts truly are nonsensical babble.

[littlebeast13]

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

[ulysses5019]

I also love it, and extend a warm invitation for Tweety to join the Cowardly Name Changer Clique if said accusation is thrown!

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

Don't forget the CACA Clique...

[sunflower]

But you are not a Cowardly Name Changer, just a feeeelthy lier who doesn't know English. That's an entirely different club, but we'd still let you come to the wild costume parties we throw....

lb13

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

[littlebeast13]

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

Just remember to pay close attention when Fanny teaches you the secret handshake.... and remember to use your left hand....

lb13

[clem21]

Oh I know that, but I am in the cowardly name changer clique! I was called out by name as being part of the clique that "rides with" the cowardly name changer! And I embrace it, and have formed an official group, and will extend invitations as necessary to support original CNC, as well as any followers....or even just people who happen to be accused of being in the same general vicinity.....

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

I dunno, all the cool kids are in the F.U.C.K.E.R.S. club....

[sunflower]

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

Just remember to pay close attention when Fanny teaches you the secret handshake.... and remember to use your left hand....

lb13

Yeah, we need the handshake for it to be real...or a secret knock, maybe...or a code word/phrase?

[littlebeast13]

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

Just remember to pay close attention when Fanny teaches you the secret handshake.... and remember to use your left hand....

lb13

Yeah, we need the handshake for it to be real...or a secret knock, maybe...or a code word/phrase?

The secret code word is...... and don't breathe this to another soul!!!!!

Spoiler

Blousy overshirt

lb13

[sunflower]

YAY!!! You're always welcome to ride with me.....

lb13

Sweet, this is the coolest club ever to be in. I'd sure hate to be on the outside looking in....

I dunno, all the cool kids are in the F.U.C.K.E.R.S. club....

Yeah, but you won't let me in, seeing as I'm too old to even be on Facebook...and that's okay, I'm happy with my cowadly name changer clique, I wouldn't trade it for the world!

[sunflower]

Just remember to pay close attention when Fanny teaches you the secret handshake.... and remember to use your left hand....

lb13

Yeah, we need the handshake for it to be real...or a secret knock, maybe...or a code word/phrase?

The secret code word is...... and don't breathe this to another soul!!!!!

Spoiler

Blousy overshirt

lb13

LOLOLOL....I actually tried to guess it before looking at it. I didn't get it...which I think made it even more funny...

[peacock2121]

Just remember to pay close attention when Fanny teaches you the secret handshake.... and remember to use your left hand....

lb13

Yeah, we need the handshake for it to be real...or a secret knock, maybe...or a code word/phrase?

The secret code word is...... and don't breathe this to another soul!!!!!

Spoiler

Blousy overshirt

lb13

That is funny.

You guys keep way more of this stuff in your head than I do.

[littlebeast13]

Yeah, we need the handshake for it to be real...or a secret knock, maybe...or a code word/phrase?

The secret code word is...... and don't breathe this to another soul!!!!!

Spoiler

Blousy overshirt

lb13

That is funny.

You guys keep way more of this stuff in your head than I do.

I'm working on the RichU edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.....

lb13

[peacock2121]

The secret code word is...... and don't breathe this to another soul!!!!!

Spoiler

Blousy overshirt

lb13

That is funny.

You guys keep way more of this stuff in your head than I do.

I'm working on the RichU edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.....

lb13

RichU is Harvard, right?

I am only slightly better at figuring out this stuff than ghost is.

only slightly.

[sunflower]

That is funny.

You guys keep way more of this stuff in your head than I do.

I'm working on the RichU edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.....

lb13

RichU is Harvard, right?

I am only slightly better at figuring out this stuff than ghost is.

only slightly.

GASP!

Pea named names!!!

We don't speak of this out loud...you might be in trouble for outing that huge, well kept secret......

[littlebeast13]

I'm working on the RichU edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.....

lb13

RichU is Harvard, right?

I am only slightly better at figuring out this stuff than ghost is.

only slightly.

GASP!

Pea named names!!!

We don't speak of this out loud...you might be in trouble for outing that huge, well kept secret......

Quick! Hide the map before someone points out where Hometown, Ohio is!!!!!

lb13

[peacock2121]

I'm working on the RichU edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.....

lb13

RichU is Harvard, right?

I am only slightly better at figuring out this stuff than ghost is.

only slightly.

GASP!

Pea named names!!!

We don't speak of this out loud...you might be in trouble for outing that huge, well kept secret......

For years she didn't name me by name, except for my most favorite times when I got called ThatPeaPerson or once maybe PeaThing, other than that she spoke of me obliquely, which in the Peahen's Rules For Life is the ultimate in cowardice.