Oh, Kay, while you're running around the south....

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Oh, Kay, while you're running around the south....

#1 Post by KandyKAYne » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:02 pm

While you're gallivanting around with Skoop to see that Andrea Bocelli opera guy, I'm here at the North Pole, putting in overtime. Yes, I'm an elf. My name may make me sound more like an exotic dancer, but that's a coincidence. Really.

Anyhoo, if you like what's his face's singing, you'll probably want souvenirs. Here's a few:

http://tinyurl.com/3dru5v

That's the deluxe edition, because I care.

Here's something to read on the plane: http://tinyurl.com/2ynx4f

Finally, because it's Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/2ttyuz



Maybe tomorrow I'll find an avatar. Because I care.
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#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:44 am

No need to be modest Kandy, not that I noticed any modesty when I caught your show down at the Kandy Strippers, er Stripers Ball last year.
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#3 Post by KandyKAYne » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:28 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:No need to be modest Kandy, not that I noticed any modesty when I caught your show down at the Kandy Strippers, er Stripers Ball last year.
Oh, big boy! If I had known you liked me well enough to pilfer one of my publicity photos, I would have autographed it for you.
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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:30 pm

I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
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#5 Post by KandyKAYne » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:50 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
As that charming Mr. Tennessee Williams said, "I have things in my pocket; I have tricks up my sleeve."
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#6 Post by earendel » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:10 pm

KandyKAYne wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't really notice anyplace you could carry a pen....
As that charming Mr. Tennessee Williams said, "I have things in my pocket; I have tricks up my sleeve."
But it sounds as if you had neither pocket nor sleeve. That leaves very few places, and, frankly, I don't think I'd want a pen that was kept in any of those places. :shock:
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:15 pm

But it sounds as if you had neither pocket nor sleeve. That leaves very few places, and, frankly, I don't think I'd want a pen that was kept in any of those places.
...but how about a cigar?
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#8 Post by mrkelley23 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:18 pm

[PSM] EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/PSM]
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#9 Post by kayrharris » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:42 pm

Good grief, a girl leaves for a day or two and her Secret Santa thread gets hijacked. Thanks guys!!!


Is this the candy strippe...er striper you were talking about, Uly?



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#10 Post by KandyKAYne » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:48 pm

kayrharris wrote:Good grief, a girl leaves for a day or two and her Secret Santa thread gets hijacked. Thanks guys!!!


Is this the candy strippe...er striper you were talking about, Uly?



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Kay, I'm so very sorry that you encountered the distasteful comments left by those "gentlemen." It's enough to make me take up a new line of work, I'm telling you.

I personally uphold the finest qualities of elfdom, and I know you personally uphold the finest qualities of persondom, so between us, we should be quite a team. Merry Christmas!
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