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by kayrharris » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:35 pm
ulysses5019 wrote:clem21 wrote:
Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:
Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."
Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes
Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.
Clem continues to grin stupidly.
So all marley has to do is buy some weird shoes in order to get on the show? I bet pea could lend him some.
You want Marley to wear
women's shoes to his next audition????
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by tlynn78 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 pm
You want Marley to wear women's shoes to his next audition????
Hey, a hook is a hook.
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by clem21 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:06 pm
frogman042 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:clem21 wrote:
Sorry, I have to share this too. Going through my notes today I came across this transcribed conversation that took place on the train ride home from the set with my mom:
Clem's Mom: "Boy are you going to look stupid tomorrow, they've got a contestant who's raising his sisters, another who's playing for his passed on mom and anther who wasn't supposed to walk again! And you....have weird shoes."
Clem: (Grinning Stupidly) But they are AWESOME weird shoes
Clem's Mom puts her hand to her face and shakes her head slowly in shame.
Clem continues to grin stupidly.
Listen to your mother, clem!
How will she ever show her face in public again, when those shoes appear on national television?

Maybe he could have been on the Ed Sullivan Show?
Who's Ed Sullivan?
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by kayrharris » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:14 pm
clem21 wrote:frogman042 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
Listen to your mother, clem!
How will she ever show her face in public again, when those shoes appear on national television?

Maybe he could have been on the Ed Sullivan Show?
Who's Ed Sullivan?
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
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by clem21 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:23 pm
kayrharris wrote:clem21 wrote:frogman042 wrote:
Maybe he could have been on the Ed Sullivan Show?
Who's Ed Sullivan?
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
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by sunflower » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:25 pm
clem21 wrote:kayrharris wrote:clem21 wrote:
Who's Ed Sullivan?
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
I'd give you a hard time for giving Kay a hard time...but I have bigger fish to fry tonight...
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by kayrharris » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:32 pm
clem21 wrote:kayrharris wrote:clem21 wrote:
Who's Ed Sullivan?
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
So nice of you to take over while he's out of town.

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by Rexer25 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:24 pm
sunflower wrote:clem21 wrote:kayrharris wrote:
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
I'd give you a hard time for giving Kay a hard time...but I have bigger fish to fry tonight...
You dint catch one of them there hysterical CT fish, didja? They's big, but they's a job and a half to clean.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!
That'll be $10, please.
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by ulysses5019 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:32 pm
sunflower wrote:clem21 wrote:kayrharris wrote:
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
I'd give you a hard time for giving Kay a hard time...but I have bigger fish to fry tonight...
You said you just had eggs and bread to eat. Along with some protein bars.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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by sunflower » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:34 pm
ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote:clem21 wrote:
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
I'd give you a hard time for giving Kay a hard time...but I have bigger fish to fry tonight...
You said you just had eggs and bread to eat. Along with some protein bars.
Stalker.
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by kayrharris » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:36 pm
sunflower wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:sunflower wrote:
I'd give you a hard time for giving Kay a hard time...but I have bigger fish to fry tonight...
You said you just had eggs and bread to eat. Along with some protein bars.
Stalker.
Nevermind, I just went out to eat.
You're still up, so you can come to chat if you like. Just let me know. I'm icing my neck right now.
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by sunflower » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:42 pm
kayrharris wrote:sunflower wrote:ulysses5019 wrote:
You said you just had eggs and bread to eat. Along with some protein bars.
Stalker.
Nevermind, I just went out to eat.
You're still up, so you can come to chat if you like. Just let me know. I'm icing my neck right now.
I went to chat and no one was there! I figured I'd stop in for a couple minutes...but now I think I should sleep.
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by sunflower » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:46 pm
And then I opened chat and I saw you there Kay...and my computer froze. At least I was able to get into my other window...that doesn't always happen...so I guess that's a sign. Even chat doesn't want me to be there! So, good night! Feel better Kay!
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by littlebeast13 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:57 am
kayrharris wrote:clem21 wrote:kayrharris wrote:
I sincerely hope you're not serious........
I'm not, but I'll bet I scared ya for a second
You see I'm cleverer than LB, in my make you feel old jokes...they're more subliminal....
So nice of you to take over while he's out of town.

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Accept NO substitute......
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by frogman042 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:44 am
clem21 wrote:frogman042 wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
Listen to your mother, clem!
How will she ever show her face in public again, when those shoes appear on national television?

Maybe he could have been on the Ed Sullivan Show?
Who's Ed Sullivan?
Us old farts remember watching him every Sunday night when he would televise a 'Really Big Shoe' - if you still don't know who I'm talking about ask Conrad Birdie - but with his broken jaw, it might be tough getting a response.
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by Sisyphean Fan » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:18 am
tanstaafl2 wrote:earendel wrote:
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$1000
(Standardized Tests):
What is the highest score a person can achieve on the SAT, an exam consisting of three sections worth 800 points each?
A. 2000 B. 2200
C. 2400 D. 2800
C. 2400 (:07)
I guess my 1420 score doesn't sound as good now as it did forty years ago.
Only if one lacks a little historical perspective since the SAT had only two sections worth 800 points maximum in each section until changes that were made a few years ago. 1420 is/was pretty good!
I got 2433. They gave me the extra 33 because I'm just that marvelous.....
So kings of England (granted, if people know just one KOE name, it's that one) is $500 and knowing 8 times 3 is $1000?
Push it real good!
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by MarleysGh0st » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:22 am
Sisyphean Fan wrote:So kings of England (granted, if people know just one KOE name, it's that one) is $500 and knowing 8 times 3 is $1000?
It was a trap for old timers who remembered when they took the SATs and didn't read the question carefully!
Although it would have been a nastier trap if 1600 was one of the choices.
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by Sisyphean Fan » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:50 pm
MarleysGh0st wrote:Sisyphean Fan wrote:So kings of England (granted, if people know just one KOE name, it's that one) is $500 and knowing 8 times 3 is $1000?
It was a trap for old timers who remembered when they took the SATs and didn't read the question carefully!
Although it would have been a nastier trap if 1600 was one of the choices.
If it was 1600 when they took the test and 1600 wasn't one of the choices, then how is it a trap?
Push it real good!
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by kayrharris » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:10 pm
Sisyphean Fan wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:Sisyphean Fan wrote:So kings of England (granted, if people know just one KOE name, it's that one) is $500 and knowing 8 times 3 is $1000?
It was a trap for old timers who remembered when they took the SATs and didn't read the question carefully!
Although it would have been a nastier trap if 1600 was one of the choices.
If it was 1600 when they took the test and 1600 wasn't one of the choices, then how is it a trap?
I thought it was just so people could brag on what their SAT score was.
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by Sisyphean Fan » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:15 pm
kayrharris wrote:Sisyphean Fan wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:
It was a trap for old timers who remembered when they took the SATs and didn't read the question carefully!
Although it would have been a nastier trap if 1600 was one of the choices.
If it was 1600 when they took the test and 1600 wasn't one of the choices, then how is it a trap?
I thought it was just so people could brag on what their SAT score was.
No, that's just a pleasant side benefit.
Did it seem like I was bragging on my 2433? I didn't mean it to come out that way....
Ha!
Push it real good!
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by kayrharris » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:25 pm
Sisyphean Fan wrote:kayrharris wrote:Sisyphean Fan wrote:
If it was 1600 when they took the test and 1600 wasn't one of the choices, then how is it a trap?
I thought it was just so people could brag on what their SAT score was.
No, that's just a pleasant side benefit.
Did it seem like I was bragging on my 2433? I didn't mean it to come out that way....
What if you never even took the SAT, like me???
Ha!
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by SportsFan68 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:35 pm
No bragging about SAT scores for me -- I took the ACT.
And can't remember what my scores were to save my life.
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by MarleysGh0st » Fri May 01, 2009 6:08 am
kayrharris wrote:I thought it was just so people could brag on what their SAT score was.
Oh, did I forget to do that?
1540

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by Sisyphean Fan » Fri May 01, 2009 8:47 am
MarleysGh0st wrote:kayrharris wrote:I thought it was just so people could brag on what their SAT score was.
Oh, did I forget to do that?
1540

I somehow expected better of you, Marley....
Push it real good!
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by MarleysGh0st » Fri May 01, 2009 8:52 am
Sisyphean Fan wrote:I somehow expected better of you, Marley....
TPTB wouldn't care about a few more points, anyway.