Welcome Baidu [Spider]

[littlebeast13]

Ain't ever seen that one browsing before....

lb13

[MarleysGh0st]

That's a Chinese search engine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu

I guess they're going to have to filter our political threads.

[SportsFan68]

That's a Chinese search engine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu

I guess they're going to have to filter our political threads.

Their loss . . . .

[Gimme A Squiggly]

That's a Chinese search engine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu

I guess they're going to have to filter our political threads.

Hey! You little imps! If you're reading this, get off that computer and get back to work! Your 16 hour day isn't over yet.....

[minimetoo26]

Oh, what tangled webs we weave! Now I'll just have to create a new, fancier MM than just Mini [Bot]...............


Okay, so not....

[minimetoo26]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

[ulysses5019]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

I could sell you one.

[minimetoo26]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

I could sell you one.

Does it have hirsute nostrils? In that case, keep it...

[ulysses5019]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

I could sell you one.

Does it have hirsute nostrils? In that case, keep it...

Nope. But it's got $%^#!!%*& language.

[minimetoo26]

I could sell you one.

Does it have hirsute nostrils? In that case, keep it...

Nope. But it's got $%^#!!%*& language.

Bring that %^#$ on, mutha*^&%@#!!!!

[ulysses5019]

Does it have hirsute nostrils? In that case, keep it...

Nope. But it's got $%^#!!%*& language.

Bring that %^#$ on, mutha*^&%@#!!!!

I'm shocked that you would use such language. You must be a Mets fan.

[minimetoo26]

Nope. But it's got $%^#!!%*& language.

Bring that %^#$ on, mutha*^&%@#!!!!

I'm shocked that you would use such language. You must be a Mets fan.

That reminds me--in Little League, they pull team names out of a hat, and Mini-me's team pulled "Phillies". &*%@#$%

Steve says no way he's buying a Phillies hat for when he helps out during games....

[minimetoo26]

I could sell you one.

Does it have hirsute nostrils? In that case, keep it...

Nope. But it's got $%^#!!%*& language.

I think I'd rather steal Ace's avatar. I like the direct approach....

[littlebeast13]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

Maybe you should try drawing your own......

lb13

[minimetoo26]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

Maybe you should try drawing your own......

lb13

I'm no artiste...

Found it!

[littlebeast13]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

I wanted to become a spider, but I don't feel like working that hard. Like, actually CREATING an avatar rather than just stealing one....

Maybe you should try drawing your own......

lb13

I'm no artiste...

Found it!

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

lb13

[MarleysGh0st]

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

Because she'd have to go to the trouble of scanning in one of her own kid's artwork!

[minimetoo26]

Maybe you should try drawing your own......

lb13

I'm no artiste...

Found it!

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

lb13

Three days ago, she drew the sweetest picture of me holding her, with a heart next to it. I labelled it with the date and put it in the cabinet where I keep Rain Man's writings.

If I put it up, people would come kidnap her so they could have the most adorable little girl on the planet.


Then they'd give her back 15 minutes later when they realized she was also the most high-maintenance girl on the planet, but still....

[Beast the Slacker]

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

Because she'd have to go to the trouble of scanning in one of her own kid's artwork!

Yeah, I don't know why I'm the one with this MM, when the shoe fits so well on someone else.....

[MinisKidToBeNamedLater]

I'm no artiste...

Found it!

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

lb13

Three days ago, she drew the sweetest picture of me holding her, with a heart next to it. I labelled it with the date and put it in the cabinet where I keep Rain Man's writings.

If I put it up, people would come kidnap her so they could have the most adorable little girl on the planet.


Then they'd give her back 15 minutes later when they realized she was also the most high-maintenance girl on the planet, but still....

Me and Uncle Marley are gonna have SO much fun!

Maybe I'm cute enough to get his MAWG ass a happy card......

[MarleysGh0st]

Me and Uncle Marley are gonna have SO much fun!

Maybe I'm cute enough to get his MAWG ass a happy card......

I thought you weren't going to go to a SyndieBAM audition for another 14 years?

[minimetoo26]

Isn't there any MKTBNL drawings hanging on the fridge you can use? Why are you plagiarizing some poor little kid who put their junk on the internet....?

lb13

Three days ago, she drew the sweetest picture of me holding her, with a heart next to it. I labelled it with the date and put it in the cabinet where I keep Rain Man's writings.

If I put it up, people would come kidnap her so they could have the most adorable little girl on the planet.


Then they'd give her back 15 minutes later when they realized she was also the most high-maintenance girl on the planet, but still....

Me and Uncle Marley are gonna have SO much fun!

Maybe I'm cute enough to get his MAWG ass a happy card......

If you don't put that harmonica away soon, Uncle Marley can keep you for as long as it takes to get a Happy Card....

[MarleysGh0st]

Our good friend Yahoo [Bot] is visiting now.

Do we ever get a visit from Google [Bot]?

[Bob78164]

Me and Uncle Marley are gonna have SO much fun!

Maybe I'm cute enough to get his MAWG ass a happy card......

I thought you weren't going to go to a SyndieBAM audition for another 14 years?

I brought Sparky with me to an audition when he was just a tyke. I even had them take a picture of me with him. I was hoping our combined cuteness quotient would help in the never-ending quest for a happy card. Didn't work. --Bob

[Estonut]

There ought to be a law that states the first images that come up in a Google search have to be 200 x 200.

There's a drop-down control near the top of the image search window that lets you specify image size (All sizes, XL, L, M or S). Their help page doesn't know about the extra large size, but when only the other 3 existed, then Medium was larger than 150 x 150 and smaller than 500 x 500.