Now that's..... comedy!
Mom2Five!
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Evil Squirrel
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Mom2Five!
I hope I did my heroes justice!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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SportsFan68
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Re: Mom2Five!
That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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SportsFan68
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Re: Mom2Five!
LOL!ulysses5019 wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
That's probably it.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Sisyphean Fan
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Re: Mom2Five!
I had to log out to look at it because, for some unknown reason, my HK interface only shows the left half of pictures.ulysses5019 wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...). I've never seen the animaniacs, so maybe one of them has an umbrella that they use to whack squirrels they find drawing naughty pictures?
Push it real good!
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Sisyphean Fan
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Re: Mom2Five!
Then again, I think that ES hammers worms and roasts poop on a stick. So perhaps I am not the best just of such things......
Push it real good!
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
Sisyphean Fan wrote:I had to log out to look at it because, for some unknown reason, my HK interface only shows the left half of pictures.ulysses5019 wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...). I've never seen the animaniacs, so maybe one of them has an umbrella that they use to whack squirrels they find drawing naughty pictures?
Ok. Maybe it's a moldy umbrella.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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littlebeast13
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Re: Mom2Five!
Sisyphean Fan wrote:I had to log out to look at it because, for some unknown reason, my HK interface only shows the left half of pictures.ulysses5019 wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...). I've never seen the animaniacs, so maybe one of them has an umbrella that they use to whack squirrels they find drawing naughty pictures?
You mean one of the Animaniacs never wound up on Celebreality yet? I figured every lost star of the 90's had been on one of those shows by now.....
lb13
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mom2five
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Re: Mom2Five!
That's absolutely awesome! Thank you so much, Evil Squirrel!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
Some would say that all the "evilness" should be buried.mom2five wrote:That's absolutely awesome! Thank you so much, Evil Squirrel!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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AnnieCamaro
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Re: Mom2Five!
Dear Miss Mom,mom2five wrote:That's absolutely awesome! Thank you so much, Evil Squirrel!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Evil Squirrel
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Re: Mom2Five!
AnnieCamaro wrote:Dear Miss Mom,mom2five wrote:That's absolutely awesome! Thank you so much, Evil Squirrel!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Are you still mad I didn't invite you to my hottub party in the polycart last night? I don't think there was room for you anyway since I had the red squirrel twins with me.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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a1mamacat
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Re: Mom2Five!
Tis a Brolly. I am most familiar with the AnimaniacsSisyphean Fan wrote:I had to log out to look at it because, for some unknown reason, my HK interface only shows the left half of pictures.ulysses5019 wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:That's awesome! What's ES getting whacked with?
Just an aside -- there will be no scritches in Colorado.
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...). I've never seen the animaniacs, so maybe one of them has an umbrella that they use to whack squirrels they find drawing naughty pictures?
Lover of Soft Animals and Fine Art
1st annual international BBBL Champeeeeen!
1st annual international BBBL Champeeeeen!
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Rexer25
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Re: Mom2Five!
You are indeed much younger than me. You are quoting Radio Disney lyrics.Sisyphean Fan wrote:
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...).
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!
That'll be $10, please.
That'll be $10, please.
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mom2five
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Re: Mom2Five!
I'll try to remember your words of caution Annie, but I don't have much experience with evil squirrels. Evil pigeons (and I'm not talkin' 'bout "Goodfeathers" here), those I know!AnnieCamaro wrote:
Dear Miss Mom,
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Evil Squirrel
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Re: Mom2Five!
mom2five wrote:I'll try to remember your words of caution Annie, but I don't have much experience with evil squirrels. Evil pigeons (and I'm not talkin' 'bout "Goodfeathers" here), those I know!AnnieCamaro wrote:
Dear Miss Mom,
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Annie is biased against squirrels because she doesn't understand us. And she is the one who gave me the evil nickname. I am really a very good squirrel, especially if I am well-scritched.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
I think interspecies dating is illegal in Oklahoma.Evil Squirrel wrote:AnnieCamaro wrote:Dear Miss Mom,mom2five wrote:That's absolutely awesome! Thank you so much, Evil Squirrel!
I'm truly touched!
I think there is goodness buried in all that 'evilness'!
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Are you still mad I didn't invite you to my hottub party in the polycart last night? I don't think there was room for you anyway since I had the red squirrel twins with me.....
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
So it's a mouldy brolly?a1mamacat wrote:Tis a Brolly. I am most familiar with the AnimaniacsSisyphean Fan wrote:I had to log out to look at it because, for some unknown reason, my HK interface only shows the left half of pictures.ulysses5019 wrote:
Could be a moldy shillelagh?
It looks like an umbrella (ella, ella...). I've never seen the animaniacs, so maybe one of them has an umbrella that they use to whack squirrels they find drawing naughty pictures?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Re: Mom2Five!
Found it.ulysses5019 wrote:I think interspecies dating is illegal in Oklahoma.Evil Squirrel wrote:AnnieCamaro wrote: Dear Miss Mom,
Please don't get carried away. I hope you will take my word for this.
Sincerely,
Annie
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Are you still mad I didn't invite you to my hottub party in the polycart last night? I don't think there was room for you anyway since I had the red squirrel twins with me.....
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ulysses5019
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Re: Mom2Five!
So are you guys going to have a contest?MarleysGh0st wrote:Found it.ulysses5019 wrote:I think interspecies dating is illegal in Oklahoma.Evil Squirrel wrote:
Are you still mad I didn't invite you to my hottub party in the polycart last night? I don't think there was room for you anyway since I had the red squirrel twins with me.....
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Rexer25
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Re: Mom2Five!
We're just waiting for lb to start counting them.ulysses5019 wrote:So are you guys going to have a contest?MarleysGh0st wrote:Found it.ulysses5019 wrote: I think interspecies dating is illegal in Oklahoma.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!
That'll be $10, please.
That'll be $10, please.
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Re: Mom2Five!
Rexer25 wrote:We're just waiting for lb to start counting them.ulysses5019 wrote:So are you guys going to have a contest?MarleysGh0st wrote: Found it.
You'll have to find another notebook wielding patsy for that.....
lb13
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Re: Mom2Five!
littlebeast13 wrote:Rexer25 wrote:We're just waiting for lb to start counting them.ulysses5019 wrote: So are you guys going to have a contest?
You'll have to find another notebook wielding patsy for that.....
lb13
See people around here expect you to do everything!! No one even complained that you did
the rankings a day early. I'm still waiting for that......
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littlebeast13
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Re: Mom2Five!
kayrharris wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Rexer25 wrote: We're just waiting for lb to start counting them.
You'll have to find another notebook wielding patsy for that.....
lb13
See people around here expect you to do everything!! No one even complained that you did
the rankings a day early. I'm still waiting for that......
It's so sweet of you to stick up for me like that.....
Almost makes me feel guilty when I harass you. Almost......
lb13
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Re: Mom2Five!
littlebeast13 wrote:kayrharris wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
You'll have to find another notebook wielding patsy for that.....
lb13
See people around here expect you to do everything!! No one even complained that you did
the rankings a day early. I'm still waiting for that......
It's so sweet of you to stick up for me like that.....
Almost makes me feel guilty when I harass you. Almost......
lb13
just had to add that last almost, didn't you?!?!?