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For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#1 Post by Wierd Al Yankovic » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:22 am

If he could be there, so close in her lap again
If she could throw him
To Casey then it would be the end, oh
She just wants to be left alone
But he'll never stop beggin...

The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away

And when he bugs her
She tells him that he can't be there
Under the mountains
He's wonders if she'll stroke his hair
Why does it have to be this way?
He needs to stay three states away

The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away

The squirrel can't help it, he needs more
Scritches are what he's looking for
He's still standin', the screen door
He can't help it, and she runs away

Ooooh, there's a fire in his eyes for you
(Stay away you mangy fuzzface!)
Oooh, that is all that she cries to you
(Help!)

Ooooh, there's a flea in his fur for you
(Get away from me!)
Oooh, she'd rather die than scritch you
(STOMP!)

Ooooh, there's desire in his heart for you
(Oooh.. a bellyrub!)
Ooooh, she's so tired of your tries to woo
(Oh nothing stands between love and you.... except this restraining order, Colorado state law, a 1500 mile electric fence, rottweiler border patrol, and my cats!)
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#2 Post by Simon Coward » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:30 am

I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....
I find you people utterly boring!
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:44 am

Simon Coward wrote:I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....
I liked it.

Then again, I also like cat juggling.
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#4 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:47 am

SHRIEK!

That's me, shrieking with laughter.

That last line . . .

Guffaw!
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#5 Post by Evil Squirrel » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:53 am

SportsFan68 wrote:SHRIEK!

That's me, shrieking with laughter.

That last line . . .

Guffaw!

Would you like me to come over and croon it for you? I'll stand in your window and sing it by the light of the Colorado moon.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

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#6 Post by Mini [Bot] » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:57 am

Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...
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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:01 am

Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...

Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......

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#8 Post by Mini [Bot] » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:03 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...

Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......

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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:04 am

Mini [Bot] wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Mini [Bot] wrote:Some people here need to find a way to get paid for being creative, I'm tellin' ya...

Nobody's keeping anyone here from sending me donations.......

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Anthrax? I sprinkle anthrax on my burnt Cheez Its......

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#10 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:14 am

Simon Coward wrote:I hope Randy Jackson didn't do this load of crap too.....

Maybe Kara wrote it.
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#11 Post by The Men In White Coats » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:14 am

We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...
We're coming to take you away, ha ha!
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#12 Post by Evil Squirrel » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:16 am

The Men In White Coats wrote:We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...

Don't worry Sprotsie Baby! I'd come and visit you every day if they ever locked you up! Nothing will ever stand between us and the joy of scritching!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#13 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:15 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:SHRIEK!

That's me, shrieking with laughter.

That last line . . .

Guffaw!

Would you like me to come over and croon it for you? I'll stand in your window and sing it by the light of the Colorado moon.....
I said it was funny, not that it had sent me over the edge into certifiable insanity. . .

Stay away from me.
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#14 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:17 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
The Men In White Coats wrote:We have a ward for people who write love songs to animals, you know...

Don't worry Sprotsie Baby! I'd come and visit you every day if they ever locked you up! Nothing will ever stand between us and the joy of scritching!

Locking me up is what it would take for me to sit still long enough for you to get near me.

Stay away from me.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#15 Post by vettech » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:34 am

I scritched a squirrel
and I liked it...
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Re: For ES And Sprotsie Baby

#16 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:39 am

vettech wrote:I scritched a squirrel
and I liked it...
Better than kissing one I suppose.
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