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try and pick nits with this joke

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:55 pm

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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#2 Post by KillerTomato » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:04 pm

Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
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Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
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And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#3 Post by silvercamaro » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:07 pm

KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Spoiler
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
Spoiler
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#4 Post by KillerTomato » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:08 pm

silvercamaro wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Spoiler
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
Spoiler
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?

Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#5 Post by kayrharris » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:12 pm

KillerTomato wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:Sure to offend, so I'll spoilerize my nits (how many times have you heard THAT before?):
Spoiler
Well, Fr. O'Malley wasn't slurring his words like every other drunken Irish priest.
Spoiler
And the alter boy didn't say ANYTHING.
Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?

Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.

This is the nit pick thread after all. We believe in strict compliance. :roll:
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:17 pm

kayrharris wrote:
KillerTomato wrote:
silvercamaro wrote: Is an alter boy the same thing as a shemale?

Eye em a grajiate of ESST, doncha no.

This is the nit pick thread after all. We believe in strict compliance. :roll:
Maybe SC basketball team would have had better luck in the NIT.
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#7 Post by silvercamaro » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:33 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
Maybe SC basketball team would have had better luck in the NIT.
I would have NIT picked them.
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Re: try and pick nits with this joke

#8 Post by Mini [Bot] » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:12 am

It looks like uly's cat is picking nits off of his dog.

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