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Yet another BP

#1 Post by ToLiveIsToFly » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:43 pm

Wish I remembered where I stole this from:

The King of the Flowers had a daughter. He lavished every expense on her upbringing and education. The leading scientists, writers and artists of the day were hired to be her personal tutors. Every museum exhibit, every opera, every symphony, she was dragged to. But it had no effect on her whatsoever. All she ever did when she had a chance was pollinate with anyone and everyone.

Well, you know what they say.
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#2 Post by ne1410s » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:19 pm

Wish I remembered where I stole this from:
I know Dorothy Parker used it.
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools in the argument."
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Re: Yet another BP

#3 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:21 pm

ne1410s wrote:
Wish I remembered where I stole this from:
I know Dorothy Parker used it.

BP, DP--what's the difference? :P
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