New Jersey To Ban Brazilian Wax

[Beebs52]

That's what the actress said to the bishop.

Oh yeah, sure. She was an "actress."

*COUGH!*
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Yep. You got a hernia.

[Sisyphean Fan]

So how did this... *ahem* "procedure" come to be known as a Brazilian wax, anyway?

Brazilians are on the far end of the hirsute scale and at the other far end of the amount of clothing worn scale.

I'll allow you to do the math on that.

If you don't want to appear racist, you can ask for a crack wax and accomplish the same thing.

[NellyLunatic1980]

If you don't want to appear racist, you can ask for a crack wax and accomplish the same thing.

"Crack wax" isn't even fun to say, much less imagine being done.

[Sisyphean Fan]

If you don't want to appear racist, you can ask for a crack wax and accomplish the same thing.

"Crack wax" isn't even fun to say, much less imagine being done.

It's fun to watch, though. Penn & Teller Bullshit had a show quite some time back about waxing and whatnot. They had a girl volunteer and a guy volunteer. The guy had more hair in the crack of his ass than most people have on their heads. But even I flinched when they got to his leticibles.

[minimetoo26]

If you don't want to appear racist, you can ask for a crack wax and accomplish the same thing.

"Crack wax" isn't even fun to say, much less imagine being done.

"Sack and Crack Wax" is a great tongue twister! And I heard it..ummm...heightens sensitivity for guys when they are getting.....tongue twistered...?

If they live through the process, that is. I guess....

[Flybrick]

One loves his wife.

One once got a romantic gift of a day at a spa for one's wife and took the day off to accompany her.

One thought one would get to read a book in peace while one's wife went behind the doors and did all the magical stuff that ladies do to make themselves so magical.

One was wrong.

One had a pedicure. One was a farm boy, then a combat boot wearing one for 20 years. One hates to have one's feet touched by anyone.

One then let oneself be talked into a back wax by one's wife while she had her legs and other lovely parts done.

One agreed. One wasn't drunk.

One should have been.

After the first yank of the strip, one cursed imaginetivly (sp?)

After the second, one yelled and drew a rebuke from the yanking lady (er, yes...).

After the third, one shrieked and was told that one would scare the other customers.

After the fourth, and for one, final yank, one told the lady what she could do with her customers, her wax, and her ancestors.

One's wife just had a mean glint in her eye.

It took one quite a while to get the pelt to even out again.

One will not do it again.

One does appreciate immeasurably all the magical lady things ladies do to make themselves magical.

[Sisyphean Fan]

If you don't want to appear racist, you can ask for a crack wax and accomplish the same thing.

"Crack wax" isn't even fun to say, much less imagine being done.

"Sack and Crack Wax" is a great tongue twister! And I heard it..ummm...heightens sensitivity for guys when they are getting.....tongue twistered...?

If they live through the process, that is. I guess....

Women just tell men that to trick them into doing a little landscaping.

[christie1111]

Just an overdose of Axe, and he's good to go....

Good boy!

[Beebs52]

Just an overdose of Axe, and he's good to go....

Good boy!

What is it with young men? My two guys also drenched themselves in Axe, Cool Water, some other stuff back in highschool and early college to the point you wanted to vomit.

[Rexer25]

Just an overdose of Axe, and he's good to go....

Good boy!

What is it with young men? My two guys also drenched themselves in Axe, Cool Water, some other stuff back in highschool and early college to the point you wanted to vomit.

They be-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve the TV. If a little Axe draws the cute ladies, a whole bottle should bring the entire female population of their venue.

[ulysses5019]

I could tell you, but wouldn't it be more educational if you just Googled it yourself? (Think thong)

That's not very helpful. Now Nelly's going to think he needs to get his toes waxed.


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What's wrong with toe wax?

Next you'll be telling me to get my ears waxed. I already got enough in there.

[ulysses5019]

Here's a relevant article today from MSN:

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/art ... &gt1=31036

[earendel]

Here's a relevant article today from MSN:

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/art ... &gt1=31036

Score one for ontopicosity.

[sunflower]

Just an overdose of Axe, and he's good to go....

Good boy!

What is it with young men? My two guys also drenched themselves in Axe, Cool Water, some other stuff back in highschool and early college to the point you wanted to vomit.

I hate the smell of that stuff, absolutely hate it!! I don't like strongly scented anything on a guy.

[ulysses5019]

Good boy!

What is it with young men? My two guys also drenched themselves in Axe, Cool Water, some other stuff back in highschool and early college to the point you wanted to vomit.

I hate the smell of that stuff, absolutely hate it!! I don't like strongly scented anything on a guy.

How about the smell of money?

[sunflower]

What is it with young men? My two guys also drenched themselves in Axe, Cool Water, some other stuff back in highschool and early college to the point you wanted to vomit.

I hate the smell of that stuff, absolutely hate it!! I don't like strongly scented anything on a guy.

How about the smell of money?

Now that, I like! Where's obscenely rich bastard?! Is he single? I need a sugar daddy to take to Vegas!

[VAdame]

Joe, Karen's boyfriend before John, used to bathe in the stuff. I used to drive him to work sometimes. I had to put the windows down no matter how chilly it was outside!

[ulysses5019]

I hate the smell of that stuff, absolutely hate it!! I don't like strongly scented anything on a guy.

How about the smell of money?

Now that, I like! Where's obscenely rich bastard?! Is he single? I need a sugar daddy to take to Vegas!

I'm sure he has a cousin or brother there.