Clearly

[Sisyphean Fan]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

[Hi, Jack!]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

You better register Hi, Jinx! before Rexer gets any ideas....

[sunflower]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

BUT we still missed you!

[Sisyphean Fan]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

[littlebeast13]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

Not much has gone on at all, why would you say that....?

lb13

[Sisyphean Fan]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

You better register Hi, Jinx! before Rexer gets any ideas....

I'm too old for that shit.

Just ask Rexer....

[Hi, Jack!]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

She learned the joy of gratuitous posting! No topic off limits!

[sunflower]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

She learned the joy of gratuitous posting! No topic off limits!

I'm on a mission here! And my hand hurts too much to do anything else.

[Rexer25]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

You better register Hi, Jinx! before Rexer gets any ideas....

I'm too old for that shit.

Just ask Rexer....

My dear Ms S. Fan, your beauty does not dim at all with the passage of time...

[Sisyphean Fan]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

She learned the joy of gratuitous posting! No topic off limits!

Great, just what this place needed.....

I bet she helps Kiki crank up the magneto on the old Jazzy and then God help us all.

[Sisyphean Fan]

You better register Hi, Jinx! before Rexer gets any ideas....

I'm too old for that shit.

Just ask Rexer....

My dear Ms S. Fan, your beauty does not dim at all with the passage of time...

My dear Mr. W. Snapper, get off my lawn!!!11

[littlebeast13]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

She learned the joy of gratuitous posting! No topic off limits!

Great, just what this place needed.....

I bet she helps Kiki crank up the magneto on the old Jazzy and then God help us all.

Kiki will never know what hit her......

I am waiting for her to accuse me of playing favorites.....

lb13

[peacock2121]

This whole thread cracked me up.

Not so clearly to you and very clearly to those around me.

[sunflower]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

And PS - the acid speedball was dropped in my scalding hot oatmeal, not cocoa...

[Sisyphean Fan]

I'm too old for that shit.

Just ask Rexer....

My dear Ms S. Fan, your beauty does not dim at all with the passage of time...

My dear Mr. W. Snapper, get off my lawn!!!11

And put on a sweater. It's chilly outside.

[Sisyphean Fan]

This whole thread cracked me up.

Not so clearly to you and very clearly to those around me.

I live to serve.

[littlebeast13]

This whole thread cracked me up.

Not so clearly to you and very clearly to those around me.

I live to serve.

Because everyone is the boss of Fanny....

lb13

[Riiiicola!]

You better register Hi, Jinx! before Rexer gets any ideas....

I'm too old for that shit.

Just ask Rexer....

My dear Ms S. Fan, your beauty does not dim at all with the passage of time...

*COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!*

*COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!**COUGH!*

[Sisyphean Fan]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

And PS - the acid speedball was dropped in my scalding hot oatmeal, not cocoa...

Never mix acid speedballs with maple and brown sugar. It goes much better with Dinosaur Eggs.

[Sisyphean Fan]

This whole thread cracked me up.

Not so clearly to you and very clearly to those around me.

I live to serve.

Because everyone is the boss of Fanny....

lb13

Everyone who's name starts with Luuu.......

[Beebs52]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

And PS - the acid speedball was dropped in my scalding hot oatmeal, not cocoa...

Mmmm. Chocolate covered acid speedballs! My fave. Reallyreallyreally. YUMMMMERSSS! WHo.....man. They don't last long.

[Beebs52]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

I've been meaning to ask experts like yourself and anyone else--what does one do about impacted hijinxes. Hijinxi? Does one ingest a softener? Or something harsher?

[Sisyphean Fan]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

I've been meaning to ask experts like yourself and anyone else--what does one do about impacted hijinxes. Hijinxi? Does one ingest a softener? Or something harsher?

Psyllium husks. And plenty of them.

[Beebs52]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

I've been meaning to ask experts like yourself and anyone else--what does one do about impacted hijinxes. Hijinxi? Does one ingest a softener? Or something harsher?

Psyllium husks. And plenty of them.

But, but, an impacted hijinx isn't necessarily a bad thing, right? Depends on the impactor, right?
I can see where this could totally derail.

[Sisyphean Fan]

I've been meaning to ask experts like yourself and anyone else--what does one do about impacted hijinxes. Hijinxi? Does one ingest a softener? Or something harsher?

Psyllium husks. And plenty of them.

But, but, an impacted hijinx isn't necessarily a bad thing, right? Depends on the impactor, right?
I can see where this could totally derail.

Oh, you don't want to end up in the hospital and have the intern with the short, stubby fingers draw the short straw in the disimpaction sweepstakes.