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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#26 Post by Vague Mini » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:03 am

Estonut wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Estonut wrote: Maybe pre-connected, or something. I knew you when you rode a tricycle, and I knew Nicole in 3rd, 5th, 7th and 9th grades.

What happened to the even numbered years?
You had to ask.
In 4th grade, I was transferred to Simmons Elementary for MGM, and she was transferred to Skylark Elemantary for MGM. MGM is what was recently called "the Gate program."
I was then transferred to Skylark for 5th & 6th grades.
When 6th grade started, she wasn't there.
When I started Junior High in 7th grade, she was there as an 8th grader. I think that's why she disappeared from 6th grade. That must have been the year she was moved up to 7th.
When I was an 8th grader (JH), she was a freshman in HS.
When I was a 9th grader, she was in my German class as a 10th grader. After that year, her family moved from Garden Grove to Dana Point.
And you stalked her for the rest of her days, then brutally stabbed her and her boyfriend in a jealous rage because you thought she would hook up with you once she ditched her loser husband! It all makes sense now!

ESTONUT DID IT!!!!! OJ WAS INNOCENT ALL ALONG!!!!!

I should be a defense lawyer....
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#27 Post by OJ Simpson » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:06 am

Vague Mini wrote:
Estonut wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
What happened to the even numbered years?
You had to ask.
In 4th grade, I was transferred to Simmons Elementary for MGM, and she was transferred to Skylark Elemantary for MGM. MGM is what was recently called "the Gate program."
I was then transferred to Skylark for 5th & 6th grades.
When 6th grade started, she wasn't there.
When I started Junior High in 7th grade, she was there as an 8th grader. I think that's why she disappeared from 6th grade. That must have been the year she was moved up to 7th.
When I was an 8th grader (JH), she was a freshman in HS.
When I was a 9th grader, she was in my German class as a 10th grader. After that year, her family moved from Garden Grove to Dana Point.
And you stalked her for the rest of her days, then brutally stabbed her and her boyfriend in a jealous rage because you thought she would hook up with you once she ditched her loser husband! It all makes sense now!

ESTONUT DID IT!!!!! OJ WAS INNOCENT ALL ALONG!!!!!

I should be a defense lawyer....


After 15 years, I have finally found the Real Killer!!!!!!!

I'm glad I have been vindicated..... :D

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#28 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:09 am

OJ Simpson wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
Estonut wrote: You had to ask.
In 4th grade, I was transferred to Simmons Elementary for MGM, and she was transferred to Skylark Elemantary for MGM. MGM is what was recently called "the Gate program."
I was then transferred to Skylark for 5th & 6th grades.
When 6th grade started, she wasn't there.
When I started Junior High in 7th grade, she was there as an 8th grader. I think that's why she disappeared from 6th grade. That must have been the year she was moved up to 7th.
When I was an 8th grader (JH), she was a freshman in HS.
When I was a 9th grader, she was in my German class as a 10th grader. After that year, her family moved from Garden Grove to Dana Point.
And you stalked her for the rest of her days, then brutally stabbed her and her boyfriend in a jealous rage because you thought she would hook up with you once she ditched her loser husband! It all makes sense now!

ESTONUT DID IT!!!!! OJ WAS INNOCENT ALL ALONG!!!!!

I should be a defense lawyer....


After 15 years, I have finally found the Real Killer!!!!!!!

I'm glad I have been vindicated..... :D
And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#29 Post by Vague Mini » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:11 am

Rexer25 wrote:
OJ Simpson wrote:
Vague Mini wrote: And you stalked her for the rest of her days, then brutally stabbed her and her boyfriend in a jealous rage because you thought she would hook up with you once she ditched her loser husband! It all makes sense now!

ESTONUT DID IT!!!!! OJ WAS INNOCENT ALL ALONG!!!!!

I should be a defense lawyer....


After 15 years, I have finally found the Real Killer!!!!!!!

I'm glad I have been vindicated..... :D
And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#30 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:13 am

Vague Mini wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
OJ Simpson wrote:

After 15 years, I have finally found the Real Killer!!!!!!!

I'm glad I have been vindicated..... :D
And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....

All the more reason I like her new nickname.....

lb13

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#31 Post by Vague Mini » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:18 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....

All the more reason I like her new nickname.....

lb13
Then she and OJ can go on a crime spree! He gets a knife and she gets a baseball bat, and the wreak havoc on the Southwest and she can blame it all on the loser ex-bf and go on Nancy Grace or Greta or one of those Women Victim shows on cable!

I like!
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#32 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:19 am

Vague Mini wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote: Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....

All the more reason I like her new nickname.....

lb13
Then she and OJ can go on a crime spree! He gets a knife and she gets a baseball bat, and the wreak havoc on the Southwest and she can blame it all on the loser ex-bf and go on Nancy Grace or Greta or one of those Women Victim shows on cable!

I like!

And OJ goes back in the clink......

Look out Octomom, your 15 minutes are about up.....

lb13

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#33 Post by Vague Mini » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:21 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
All the more reason I like her new nickname.....

lb13
Then she and OJ can go on a crime spree! He gets a knife and she gets a baseball bat, and the wreak havoc on the Southwest and she can blame it all on the loser ex-bf and go on Nancy Grace or Greta or one of those Women Victim shows on cable!

I like!

And OJ goes back in the clink......

Look out Octomom, your 15 minutes are about up.....

lb13
Double bonus!
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#34 Post by sunflower » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:45 am

Vague Mini wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
OJ Simpson wrote:

After 15 years, I have finally found the Real Killer!!!!!!!

I'm glad I have been vindicated..... :D
And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....
How would I get it there without eating them all first?

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#35 Post by Vague Mini » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:47 am

sunflower wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
Rexer25 wrote: And we're all glad you're in jail in Nevada...
Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....
How would I get it there without eating them all first?
If you ate all the cookies, there'd be room for more files!
Huh? What?

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#36 Post by sunflower » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:47 am

Vague Mini wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Vague Mini wrote: Sunflower will bring him a box of Do-Si-Dos with a file in it....
How would I get it there without eating them all first?
If you ate all the cookies, there'd be room for more files!
Not a very good decoy, an open empty box full of files! I think they'd be onto me!

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#37 Post by No Eye Deer » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:50 am

sunflower wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
sunflower wrote: How would I get it there without eating them all first?
If you ate all the cookies, there'd be room for more files!
Not a very good decoy, an open empty box full of files! I think they'd be onto me!
I don't see a problem with this plan....
Don't ask me!

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#38 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:40 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Second Chance wrote:hee haw

:D

God I hated square dancing.....

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#39 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:45 pm

Estonut wrote:
Second Chance wrote:oh, me too. And somehow ya always got assigned a partner you couldn't stand.
I liked my partner. Too bad she was murdered by her husband 30 some-odd years later. My square dance partner was Nicole Brown. Yes, that one.
Holy Crappola Batman!

That's a hook!

I can't recall if you have made it to the hot seat yet or not.

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#40 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:53 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Estonut wrote:
Second Chance wrote:oh, me too. And somehow ya always got assigned a partner you couldn't stand.
I liked my partner. Too bad she was murdered by her husband 30 some-odd years later. My square dance partner was Nicole Brown. Yes, that one.
Holy Crappola Batman!

That's a hook!

I can't recall if you have made it to the hot seat yet or not.

A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#41 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:58 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Estonut wrote: I liked my partner. Too bad she was murdered by her husband 30 some-odd years later. My square dance partner was Nicole Brown. Yes, that one.
Holy Crappola Batman!

That's a hook!

I can't recall if you have made it to the hot seat yet or not.

A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.

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#42 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:04 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Holy Crappola Batman!

That's a hook!

I can't recall if you have made it to the hot seat yet or not.

A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Then she'd be a lesbian.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#43 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:24 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Then she'd be a lesbian.
Silly boy, I was spinning it for esto.

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#44 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:22 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Then she'd be a lesbian.
Silly boy, I was spinning it for esto.

Oh. She's bisexual then. NTTAWWT.
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Re: I did not eat a box of Do-Si-Dos today

#45 Post by Estonut » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:24 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Holy Crappola Batman!

That's a hook!

I can't recall if you have made it to the hot seat yet or not.

A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Except that it was third grade.
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#46 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:28 pm

Estonut wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Except that it was third grade.

Ooooh, the worst kind of break-up.
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#47 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:42 am

Estonut wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
A bit morbid. Kinda like being a life member of a ghoul pool.
I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Except that it was third grade.
Third graders can have their hearts broken.

If we are going to embellish, let's do it in a way that really creates a hook.

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#48 Post by earendel » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:43 am

peacock2121 wrote:
Estonut wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Except that it was third grade.
Third graders can have their hearts broken.

If we are going to embellish, let's do it in a way that really creates a hook.
It's not like she's around to dispute the account.
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#49 Post by Estonut » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:07 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Estonut wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: I could spin it so it worked.

Really.

She would have been my girlfriend who broke my heart.
Except that it was third grade.
Third graders can have their hearts broken.

If we are going to embellish, let's do it in a way that really creates a hook.
I didn't know they have girlfriends that early.
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#50 Post by Estonut » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:07 pm

earendel wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Estonut wrote: Except that it was third grade.
Third graders can have their hearts broken.

If we are going to embellish, let's do it in a way that really creates a hook.
It's not like she's around to dispute the account.
But everything's on the web!
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