Hey Lone Stranger...

[littlebeast13]

The bladder makes a better alarm clock than any scary psychic thoughts of Shithouse Rats....

Just so you know.....

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[The Lone Fanny]

The bladder makes a better alarm clock than any scary psychic thoughts of Shithouse Rats....

Just so you know.....

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Well, I sent the telepathic message TO your bladder, so there!

[littlebeast13]

The bladder makes a better alarm clock than any scary psychic thoughts of Shithouse Rats....

Just so you know.....

lb13

Well, I sent the telepathic message TO your bladder, so there!

But the bladder went off at 7:00 instead of 9:00.....

You had the wrong time zone....

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[The Lone Fanny]

The bladder makes a better alarm clock than any scary psychic thoughts of Shithouse Rats....

Just so you know.....

lb13

Well, I sent the telepathic message TO your bladder, so there!

But the bladder went off at 7:00 instead of 9:00.....

You had the wrong time zone....

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I started sending the message when I got up at 6. So there!

[littlebeast13]

Well, I sent the telepathic message TO your bladder, so there!

But the bladder went off at 7:00 instead of 9:00.....

You had the wrong time zone....

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I started sending the message when I got up at 6. So there!

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

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[The Lone Fanny]

But the bladder went off at 7:00 instead of 9:00.....

You had the wrong time zone....

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I started sending the message when I got up at 6. So there!

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

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Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

[littlebeast13]

I started sending the message when I got up at 6. So there!

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

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Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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[minimetoo26]

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

lb13

Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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With those change-making skillz, she can retire to Florida and get a job at WDW....

[Rexer25]

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

lb13

Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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And we all admire your restraint.

[The Lone Fanny]

Well, at least I was able to get my tickets.... even though I got to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes while the most confused and computer illiterate ticket clerk ever tried to process my order.....

No, she wasn't wearing a tinfoil beanie either....

lb13

Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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You should carry at least one credit card just for when you run up against someone for whom the position of "cashier" has outstripped their level of competence.

[littlebeast13]

Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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With those change-making skillz, she can retire to Florida and get a job at WDW....

She was also using the arrow keys to move around on her computer instead of the mouse that was right there in front of her..... I think I'm going to nominate her for St. Louis Cardinals employee of the year.....

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[littlebeast13]

Maybe she was confused when you wanted to pay with 5846033 one dollar bills instead of swiping a credit card like everybody else.....

I actually paid with a wad of 20's, an old style $50, and $50 worth of Cardinals dollars I got for Christmas.... and only the 50 and a a few 20's were even marked.....

But goddamn... she had to count out and sort the money about 10 times before she could figure out how much I gave her and what my change was supposed to be...... I wanted so bad to reach my hand through the slot under the window and wring her stupid senile neck.....

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You should carry at least one credit card just for when you run up against someone for whom the position of "cashier" has outstripped their level of competence.

I honestly don't think that would've helped in this situation. This lady was flat out lost.....

Almost....... vaguelike....

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