Hero in Bond's undies tackles lunatic ninja kangaroo

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just quoting from the article, no further comment:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7932870.stm

well. maybe I will comment to say not all the emotive words were actually in the same line in the article, but they were all there. I am reminded of Groucho Marx, elephants and pajamas