Kind of like a foot fetishist working at a shoe store.

[nitrah55]

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A former Ohio morgue worker behind bars for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy has been indicted on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.

The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.

Douglas was convicted last year of having sex with a body that was awaiting autopsy in 1982. He's serving a three-year prison sentence.

Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is ''just beyond belief'' and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused.

[ToLiveIsToFly]

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A former Ohio morgue worker behind bars for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy has been indicted on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.

The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.

Douglas was convicted last year of having sex with a body that was awaiting autopsy in 1982. He's serving a three-year prison sentence.

Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is ''just beyond belief'' and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused.

Wasn't there a Tom Lehrer line about a necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner?

[peacock2121]

yuck



that is no where near all

[nitrah55]

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A former Ohio morgue worker behind bars for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy has been indicted on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.

The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.

Douglas was convicted last year of having sex with a body that was awaiting autopsy in 1982. He's serving a three-year prison sentence.

Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is ''just beyond belief'' and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused.

Wasn't there a Tom Lehrer line about a necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner?

Which he delivered to a tepid laugh, and then said, "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." Which got a bigger laugh.

[frogman042]

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A former Ohio morgue worker behind bars for having sex with a body awaiting autopsy has been indicted on two more charges of sexually abusing corpses.

The latest charges against 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas of Cincinnati accuse him of assaulting two women's bodies at the Hamilton County morgue in 1991.

Douglas was convicted last year of having sex with a body that was awaiting autopsy in 1982. He's serving a three-year prison sentence.

Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday the case is ''just beyond belief'' and that the new charges are based on DNA testing. He said there is not enough evidence left to determine whether more corpses may have been abused.

Wasn't there a Tom Lehrer line about a necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner?

Which he delivered to a tepid laugh, and then said, "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." Which got a bigger laugh.

I can't remember if that was from the same song 'My Home Town' where he omits the line about Parson Brown because they are recording the song... does anyone know what the actual lyric was that couldn't be recorded (at that time, at least)?

[ToLiveIsToFly]

Wasn't there a Tom Lehrer line about a necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner?

Which he delivered to a tepid laugh, and then said, "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." Which got a bigger laugh.

I can't remember if that was from the same song 'My Home Town' where he omits the line about Parson Brown because they are recording the song... does anyone know what the actual lyric was that couldn't be recorded (at that time, at least)?

And all this time I thought "Shall I? No, I think I'd better not" was one of those less-is-more things where there actually wasn't another lyric he was leaving out.

[ulysses5019]

Wasn't there a Tom Lehrer line about a necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner?

Which he delivered to a tepid laugh, and then said, "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." Which got a bigger laugh.

I can't remember if that was from the same song 'My Home Town' where he omits the line about Parson Brown because they are recording the song... does anyone know what the actual lyric was that couldn't be recorded (at that time, at least)?

I found this tidbit:

One more love song. I generally like to include at least one or two love songs in the evenings program, partly perhaps to convince people that even at the harvard university graduate school, the hotbed of celibacy that I used to call home, we did have our moments. this one is a tender ballad entitled simply I hold your hand in mine.

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really dont know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

Im sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

[ulysses5019]

Didya hear the one about the two necrophiliacs who were passing a morgue?

One says to the other, "Wanna stop in for a cold one?"