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Murder or Suicide?

#1 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:41 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 275504.ece

CSI or L&O?

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.
One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
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Re: Murder or Suicide?

#2 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:41 am

Is there a 'just too stupid to live' option?


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Re: Murder or Suicide?

#3 Post by tanstaafl2 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:41 am

A sex marathon and a guy named "Tuganov"??? Gotta be a BPOTD in there somewhere...
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Re: Murder or Suicide?

#4 Post by christie1111 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:43 am

Maybe it makes him a candidate for a Darwin Award.

As long as safe sex was practiced.

Wait, it can't be safe sex if you die during it.

I am so confused.

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Re: Murder or Suicide?

#5 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:52 am

I bet he died with a smile on his face.

I'm also betting that his funeral will be open-casket.

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Re: Murder or Suicide?

#6 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:21 pm

When they tell you to get to an ER after four hours, they mean it!!!

But there aren't many better ways to leave this earth....
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

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