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Bad Children's Books

#1 Post by Spock » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:04 am

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were an Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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#2 Post by christie1111 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:07 am

Sick, really funny but sick!
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#3 Post by dimmzy » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:10 am

17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
Gee, I was planning to have this as the title of my philosophy of life book! :wink:
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#4 Post by ne1410s » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:15 am

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
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#5 Post by BackInTex » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:21 am

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#6 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:56 am

Big J's offering


Fun and Games with Plastic Bags.

and just for fun "The Cold Cereal Cookbook"
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#7 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:01 am

How To Rule The World With Cuteness
Kiss my dainty ass!
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#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:08 am

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:How To Rule The World With Cuteness
I totally love Mommy Drinks Because You Cry. Only Mommy doesn't drink, because Somebody Has to Be the Grownup, and it's usually me.

There's always That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption.... :P
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#9 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:14 pm

15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
I've actually seen this one at Costco. Disturbing.


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#10 Post by Rafferbee » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:24 pm

I saw this on Amazon a few weeks ago: Baby, Mix Me a Drink.
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Mix-Me-Drink ... 421&sr=1-1
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#11 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:26 pm

This list made me laugh right out loud. Thank you.

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#12 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:54 pm

Rafferty Barnes wrote:I saw this on Amazon a few weeks ago: Baby, Mix Me a Drink.
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Mix-Me-Drink ... 421&sr=1-1
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Many people are parents, and many parents are thirsty. Yet too many parents allow their infant sons and daughters to lie about idly: napping, drinking milk, and whatnot. Why not put them to work? Observe how tots enjoy the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to mix a variety of basic cocktails. Thanks, Baby!
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#13 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:59 pm

1001 Things in Your House That Are Really Made Out of Candy
Let's Call 911

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Fun with Matches
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#14 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:06 pm

How to Blame Your Little Sister and Get Away With It.
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#15 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:10 pm

From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. —Albus Dumbledore
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#16 Post by TheConfessor » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:55 pm

TheCalvinator24 wrote:From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
Why the *?
We're all adults here. You can say "deeley."
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#17 Post by nitrah55 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:30 pm

Fun with Broken Glass
I am about 25% sure of this.
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#18 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:39 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
Why the *?
We're all adults here. You can say "deeley."
That's a symbol for the particular anatomical part. Just wanted to use it instead of the word.
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. —Albus Dumbledore
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