I will be expecting a Dr's report from Fanny today

[Evil Squirrel]

AnnieC says:

Miss ghost, does that mean you don't like me? I am straightforward and honest, and I love you to bits. That's the kind of girl I am.

/ \

P.S. I am not a critter. I am a dog.

AnnieC of course I love you to bits back. You are a real dog. You are a real dog who can type. !!!!!

Basically, if someone came to your house to meet AnnieC, they would meet AnnieC, acting exactly like the AnnieC in the posts. Of that I am sure. You're not hiding behind a facade (I am sure you know what word means, even if some others will have to go look it up!). Whether or not you can type via paws or via mental transmission to someone with slightly more (now don't take this in the wrong way) flexurous* dexterity.

(*Flexurous is actually not a word, except maybe in my family)

If you came over to my tree, you'd meet me. I am a real squirrel who can type and draw!!! I would act just like I do in my posts, and if I were drunk enough, I might even let you scritch me....

[a1mamacat]

[AnnieCamaro]

Thank you. I was worrying.

I love everybody to bits.

I have a feeling you'd rather tear me to bits.....

Silly little squirrel. If I really, really wanted to, I could have done that by now. You are fun to chase.

/ \

[SportsFan68]

AnnieC says:

Miss ghost, does that mean you don't like me? I am straightforward and honest, and I love you to bits. That's the kind of girl I am.

/ \

P.S. I am not a critter. I am a dog.

AnnieC of course I love you to bits back. You are a real dog. You are a real dog who can type. !!!!!

Basically, if someone came to your house to meet AnnieC, they would meet AnnieC, acting exactly like the AnnieC in the posts. Of that I am sure. You're not hiding behind a facade (I am sure you know what word means, even if some others will have to go look it up!). Whether or not you can type via paws or via mental transmission to someone with slightly more (now don't take this in the wrong way) flexurous* dexterity.

(*Flexurous is actually not a word, except maybe in my family)

If you came over to my tree, you'd meet me. I am a real squirrel who can type and draw!!! I would act just like I do in my posts, and if I were drunk enough, I might even let you scritch me....

Don't do it, ghost! Don't get near him! All he's after is scritches! He's a scritcher and leaver!

[littlebeast13]

AnnieC says:



AnnieC of course I love you to bits back. You are a real dog. You are a real dog who can type. !!!!!

Basically, if someone came to your house to meet AnnieC, they would meet AnnieC, acting exactly like the AnnieC in the posts. Of that I am sure. You're not hiding behind a facade (I am sure you know what word means, even if some others will have to go look it up!). Whether or not you can type via paws or via mental transmission to someone with slightly more (now don't take this in the wrong way) flexurous* dexterity.

(*Flexurous is actually not a word, except maybe in my family)

If you came over to my tree, you'd meet me. I am a real squirrel who can type and draw!!! I would act just like I do in my posts, and if I were drunk enough, I might even let you scritch me....

Don't do it, ghost! Don't get near him! All he's after is scritches! He's a scritcher and leaver!

You seem to know that from experience......

lb13

[ghostjmf]

Beebs says:

I question your use of ignominious (forget the fact that it's not a front and, really, if you've been paying attention to posters who have been here for, say, years, as you obviously have or else you wouldn't know or think you know that someone was posting about you, you should know who "Fan" is).

Thing is, I mostly pay attention to discussions of stuff I'm interested in discussing. I'm interested in discussing music, for instance, but "Sisyphean Fan" never appeared in any such discussions I remember. Their other persona did, I might add without taking swings at me, so when their other persona suddenly started taking swings at me out of the blue it was a surprise.

I 1st saw the "Sisyphean Fan" name & avatar a few weeks ago, giving me a dictionary definition of the Greek root of "sarcastic", & proving in the process that they don't know how the word is used in modern English parlance.

"Shameful, humiliating, disgraceful"-usual definition of ignominious

That doesn't really apply to a picture of a Sisyphean cat in my book.

Not "applies to picture". Applies to behavior. And MerryCritterItude.

Plus, where is all your current animosity coming from? Mercy me.

There's a group of people who give sympathy to various posters in various plights, but don't like me so dump on me even if my plights are the same. The exact same. "My plights are their plights". OK. Like a friend of mine (well, uh, I thought they were a friend at the time!) said (at the time) "its all just really high school". Turns out they were right, not only in what they were talking about, but all of life. Boy, that sucks.

[SportsFan68]

You seem to know that from experience......

lb13

Nope, always at least three states away.


I learn from the mistakes of others. Poor little BeautifulRedSquirrel. . .

[littlebeast13]

Beebs says:

I question your use of ignominious (forget the fact that it's not a front and, really, if you've been paying attention to posters who have been here for, say, years, as you obviously have or else you wouldn't know or think you know that someone was posting about you, you should know who "Fan" is).

Thing is, I mostly pay attention to discussions of stuff I'm interested in discussing. I'm interested in discussing music, for instance, but "Sisyphean Fan" never appeared in any such discussions I remember. Their other persona did, I might add without taking swings at me, so when their other persona suddenly started taking swings at me out of the blue it was a surprise.

I 1st saw the "Sisyphean Fan" name & avatar a few weeks ago, giving me a dictionary definition of the Greek root of "sarcastic", & proving in the process that they don't know how the word is used in modern English parlance.

ghost, I like you. Really I do. This place would not be the same without you, and I really mean that in a quasi-nondegrading way.....

But you are completely clueless when it comes to your understanding of just about anything around here. I don't even know where to begin on those 2 paragraphs of yours I just quoted....

lb13

[christie1111]

christie1111 says:

Frankly, I wonder why you post here.

Really.

Frankly, I wonder why everyone who doesn't love me to bits exists.

Really.

ghost!

You made me laugh out loud, really, with that one!

Most excellent!

[Beebs52]

Beebs says:

I question your use of ignominious (forget the fact that it's not a front and, really, if you've been paying attention to posters who have been here for, say, years, as you obviously have or else you wouldn't know or think you know that someone was posting about you, you should know who "Fan" is).

Thing is, I mostly pay attention to discussions of stuff I'm interested in discussing. I'm interested in discussing music, for instance, but "Sisyphean Fan" never appeared in any such discussions I remember. Their other persona did, I might add without taking swings at me, so when their other persona suddenly started taking swings at me out of the blue it was a surprise.

I 1st saw the "Sisyphean Fan" name & avatar a few weeks ago, giving me a dictionary definition of the Greek root of "sarcastic", & proving in the process that they don't know how the word is used in modern English parlance.

ghost, I like you. Really I do. This place would not be the same without you, and I really mean that in a quasi-nondegrading way.....

But you are completely clueless when it comes to your understanding of just about anything around here. I don't even know where to begin on those 2 paragraphs of yours I just quoted....

lb13

I just googled, since I didn't know the Greek root. It appears that the Greek root is "sarkasmus," "sarkazein", etc. literally biting the lips in rage sort of thing. I couldn't find Sisyphus referenced. Poor Sisyphus wasn't sarcastic, he was just tahred.

[littlebeast13]

Beebs says:
Thing is, I mostly pay attention to discussions of stuff I'm interested in discussing. I'm interested in discussing music, for instance, but "Sisyphean Fan" never appeared in any such discussions I remember. Their other persona did, I might add without taking swings at me, so when their other persona suddenly started taking swings at me out of the blue it was a surprise.

I 1st saw the "Sisyphean Fan" name & avatar a few weeks ago, giving me a dictionary definition of the Greek root of "sarcastic", & proving in the process that they don't know how the word is used in modern English parlance.

ghost, I like you. Really I do. This place would not be the same without you, and I really mean that in a quasi-nondegrading way.....

But you are completely clueless when it comes to your understanding of just about anything around here. I don't even know where to begin on those 2 paragraphs of yours I just quoted....

lb13

I just googled, since I didn't know the Greek root. It appears that the Greek root is "sarkasmus," "sarkazein", etc. literally biting the lips in rage sort of thing. I couldn't find Sisyphus referenced. Poor Sisyphus wasn't sarcastic, he was just tahred.

That's because Sisyphus wasn't on the verbal part of the ACT, which I apparently must have slept through....

lb13

[ghostjmf]

Beebs52 says:

I just googled, since I didn't know the Greek root. It appears that the Greek root is "sarkasmus," "sarkazein", etc. literally biting the lips in rage sort of thing. I couldn't find Sisyphus referenced. Poor Sisyphus wasn't sarcastic, he was just tahred.

That's the spirit!

Sisyphean Fan, as opposed to Sisyphus, Original Article, responded a few weeks/days/whatever ago to me saying to christie1111 that I was being sarcastic in some phrase christie1111 claimed not to understand (christie1111 was being sarcastic, & I knew it) with that dictionary "Greek Roots" def of "sarcasm" you just looked up, & went on to say that that's who I am, a bitter, caustic (oh heck I can't remember the actual buncha words, & am not going to even look it up myself!) person. Which was waaaaaay over the top.

Hey, John Stewart gets awards for being sarcastic that even have "sarcastic" written right into the "Its why we love him" award-presenter's speech. OK, I know I am not John Stewart. Just an example. OK.

[Anne Ramsey]

Hey, John Stewart gets awards for being sarcastic that even have "sarcastic" written right into the "Its why we love him" award-presenter's speech. OK, I know I am not John Stewart. Just an example. OK.

You got that right, darling!

[clem21]

Just what the french are you on about?

Shout out to Rock of Love Bus! Woo hoo!

(Not to belittle the argument, it's just so rare someone else knows "what the french"!)

Ha! It's my new favourite saying.

I think I'm going to stick with "I think I popped my boob implant" as my go-to RoL catchphrase...

[Captain Planet]

Ritterskoop says:

Without agreeing on the A-hole or ignominious parts:

MerryCritters are neither Merry, to me, all men (to anyone) or straightforward & honest,
if viewed objectively. I basically find them a royal pain, unless the post is blatantly humorous, or at least attempting to be (& frankly, sometimes when they even are humerous/attempting to be).

Oh I'm a royal pain?? I have blue skin and green hair and YOU'RE whining?? You don't know what problems are honey!

Some people, huh?

[Sisyphean Fan]

Beebs52 says:

I just googled, since I didn't know the Greek root. It appears that the Greek root is "sarkasmus," "sarkazein", etc. literally biting the lips in rage sort of thing. I couldn't find Sisyphus referenced. Poor Sisyphus wasn't sarcastic, he was just tahred.

That's the spirit!

Sisyphean Fan, as opposed to Sisyphus, Original Article, responded a few weeks/days/whatever ago to me saying to christie1111 that I was being sarcastic in some phrase christie1111 claimed not to understand (christie1111 was being sarcastic, & I knew it) with that dictionary "Greek Roots" def of "sarcasm" you just looked up, & went on to say that that's who I am, a bitter, caustic (oh heck I can't remember the actual buncha words, & am not going to even look it up myself!) person. Which was waaaaaay over the top.

Hey, John Stewart gets awards for being sarcastic that even have "sarcastic" written right into the "Its why we love him" award-presenter's speech. OK, I know I am not John Stewart. Just an example. OK.

Oh, my God! Is THAT what this whole thing is about? Sisyphus doesn't have anything to do with sarcasm, because one has nothing to do with the other! Like I said, don't go spouting off about stuff when you have NFI what you're talking about. Or what anybody says or does, for that matter.

I don't know if it's narcissism or paranoia but here's a newsflash, toots: Not everything has to do with you! Not everything said or done is some sinister plot designed to rain down misery on your silly ass. In fact, very little has anything to do with you and practically nothing I say or do has anything to do with you. You are so damned busy trying to ferret out any slight or inference (real or imagined) for which to take offense that you have absolutely no idea about what I do or why I do it.

I could be wrong and if so, my bad, but I don't think Christie was being sarcastic to you. I think she's just a genuinely nice person that you were being unnecessarily mean and nasty to for no other reason that it apparently is the only thing that brings you joy. Since Christie is a person that can actually be hurt by a creature such as yourself, I spoke up. And I took the definition from a current dictionary, so you can take your modern parlance and shove it in your bitter, caustic piehole. And then wash it all down with a big of cup of STFU.

And, it's "Jon" Stewart. Because, you know, spelling is important.

[clem21]

Beebs52 says:

I just googled, since I didn't know the Greek root. It appears that the Greek root is "sarkasmus," "sarkazein", etc. literally biting the lips in rage sort of thing. I couldn't find Sisyphus referenced. Poor Sisyphus wasn't sarcastic, he was just tahred.

That's the spirit!

Sisyphean Fan, as opposed to Sisyphus, Original Article, responded a few weeks/days/whatever ago to me saying to christie1111 that I was being sarcastic in some phrase christie1111 claimed not to understand (christie1111 was being sarcastic, & I knew it) with that dictionary "Greek Roots" def of "sarcasm" you just looked up, & went on to say that that's who I am, a bitter, caustic (oh heck I can't remember the actual buncha words, & am not going to even look it up myself!) person. Which was waaaaaay over the top.

Hey, John Stewart gets awards for being sarcastic that even have "sarcastic" written right into the "Its why we love him" award-presenter's speech. OK, I know I am not John Stewart. Just an example. OK.

Oh, my God! Is THAT what this whole thing is about? Sisyphus doesn't have anything to do with sarcasm, because one has nothing to do with the other! Like I said, don't go spouting off about stuff when you have NFI what you're talking about. Or what anybody says or does, for that matter.

I don't know if it's narcissism or paranoia but here's a newsflash, toots: Not everything has to do with you! Not everything said or done is some sinister plot designed to rain down misery on your silly ass. In fact, very little has anything to do with you and practically nothing I say or do has anything to do with you. You are so damned busy trying to ferret out any slight or inference (real or imagined) for which to take offense that you have absolutely no idea about what I do or why I do it.

I could be wrong and if so, my bad, but I don't think Christie was being sarcastic to you. I think she's just a genuinely nice person that you were being unnecessarily mean and nasty to for no other reason that it apparently is the only thing that brings you joy. Since Christie is a person that can actually be hurt by a creature such as yourself, I spoke up. And I took the definition from a current dictionary, so you can take your modern parlance and shove it in your bitter, caustic piehole. And then wash it all down with a big of cup of STFU.

And, it's "Jon" Stewart. Because, you know, spelling is important.

I'm unbiased but as an Expert Ranter I say that if that doesn't deserve some Canned Applause then I don't know what does.

[Bob78164]

Suddenly I'm not wondering why PSM has elected to take some time away from the Bored. --Bob

[a1mamacat]

Beebs52 says:
That's the spirit!

Sisyphean Fan, as opposed to Sisyphus, Original Article, responded a few weeks/days/whatever ago to me saying to christie1111 that I was being sarcastic in some phrase christie1111 claimed not to understand (christie1111 was being sarcastic, & I knew it) with that dictionary "Greek Roots" def of "sarcasm" you just looked up, & went on to say that that's who I am, a bitter, caustic (oh heck I can't remember the actual buncha words, & am not going to even look it up myself!) person. Which was waaaaaay over the top.

Hey, John Stewart gets awards for being sarcastic that even have "sarcastic" written right into the "Its why we love him" award-presenter's speech. OK, I know I am not John Stewart. Just an example. OK.

Oh, my God! Is THAT what this whole thing is about? Sisyphus doesn't have anything to do with sarcasm, because one has nothing to do with the other! Like I said, don't go spouting off about stuff when you have NFI what you're talking about. Or what anybody says or does, for that matter.

I don't know if it's narcissism or paranoia but here's a newsflash, toots: Not everything has to do with you! Not everything said or done is some sinister plot designed to rain down misery on your silly ass. In fact, very little has anything to do with you and practically nothing I say or do has anything to do with you. You are so damned busy trying to ferret out any slight or inference (real or imagined) for which to take offense that you have absolutely no idea about what I do or why I do it.

I could be wrong and if so, my bad, but I don't think Christie was being sarcastic to you. I think she's just a genuinely nice person that you were being unnecessarily mean and nasty to for no other reason that it apparently is the only thing that brings you joy. Since Christie is a person that can actually be hurt by a creature such as yourself, I spoke up. And I took the definition from a current dictionary, so you can take your modern parlance and shove it in your bitter, caustic piehole. And then wash it all down with a big of cup of STFU.

And, it's "Jon" Stewart. Because, you know, spelling is important.

I'm unbiased but as an Expert Ranter I say that if that doesn't deserve some Canned Applause then I don't know what does.

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

[clem21]

Oh, my God! Is THAT what this whole thing is about? Sisyphus doesn't have anything to do with sarcasm, because one has nothing to do with the other! Like I said, don't go spouting off about stuff when you have NFI what you're talking about. Or what anybody says or does, for that matter.

I don't know if it's narcissism or paranoia but here's a newsflash, toots: Not everything has to do with you! Not everything said or done is some sinister plot designed to rain down misery on your silly ass. In fact, very little has anything to do with you and practically nothing I say or do has anything to do with you. You are so damned busy trying to ferret out any slight or inference (real or imagined) for which to take offense that you have absolutely no idea about what I do or why I do it.

I could be wrong and if so, my bad, but I don't think Christie was being sarcastic to you. I think she's just a genuinely nice person that you were being unnecessarily mean and nasty to for no other reason that it apparently is the only thing that brings you joy. Since Christie is a person that can actually be hurt by a creature such as yourself, I spoke up. And I took the definition from a current dictionary, so you can take your modern parlance and shove it in your bitter, caustic piehole. And then wash it all down with a big of cup of STFU.

And, it's "Jon" Stewart. Because, you know, spelling is important.

I'm unbiased but as an Expert Ranter I say that if that doesn't deserve some Canned Applause then I don't know what does.

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

Please...

Varied references to genitalia do not a good rant make. I have heard Fanny rant and she is good but still this was particularly impressive...

[Sisyphean Fan]

I'm unbiased but as an Expert Ranter I say that if that doesn't deserve some Canned Applause then I don't know what does.

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm sick, you know. And not just metaphorically. Ha!

[a1mamacat]

I'm unbiased but as an Expert Ranter I say that if that doesn't deserve some Canned Applause then I don't know what does.

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm sick, you know. And not just metaphorically. Ha!

Even sick, your rants inspire shock and awe....

We must remember to let clem see a wellness rant.


if





he is a very good boy

[Sisyphean Fan]

Suddenly I'm not wondering why PSM has elected to take some time away from the Bored. --Bob

I was just sick in bed, minding my own beeswax, hoping for a little tea and sympathy. Instead I get bushwhacked out of the clear blue sky for no discernible reason.

[Sisyphean Fan]

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm sick, you know. And not just metaphorically. Ha!

Even sick, your rants inspire shock and awe....

We must remember to let clem see a wellness rant.


if





he is a very good boy

I'll see what I can do once the antibiotics kick in. If I ever get some. I'm now planning on having a Vicodin and a Xanax and do a little Judge Judy watching.

[clem21]

Actually, I was thinking she's out of practise.

I could tell you Fanny rants that would send you right into tomorrow, but you are too young and innocent to hear about them......

Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm sick, you know. And not just metaphorically. Ha!

Even sick, your rants inspire shock and awe....

We must remember to let clem see a wellness rant.


if





he is a very good boy

I am NEVER a good boy.


Maybe that's why the girls like me so much....